The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City

Alright, I’m not a fat nerd!

I’m a skinny nerd!

Four or five kilometers!

What’s that even mean?

For a nerd, that’s basically a death sentence.

Even eight hundred meters can kill a nerd!

Let alone four or five thousand meters.

That’s seriously deadly.

Walk over there?

Damn, the people in the group would probably kill me.

Right now, He Yang is really in a pickle.

Why did I have to show off?

Isn’t this just asking for a beating?

Seriously, it’s the first time He Yang truly understood what genuine regret feels like!

"Brothers and sisters, can we negotiate? Give me half an hour, and I’ll walk over?" He Yang said with a worried frown.

"No way, get lost!"

"Roll over quickly!"

"If we don’t see the leader in ten minutes, you’ll be in big trouble!"

"Thought you’d expand, go on then!"

"Brothers and sisters, get the hot pot broth ready, we’re going to catch the dog He Yang and throw him right into the pot."

"!!!" He Yang was on the verge of tears!

Just at this moment, a screech of brakes suddenly sounded!

"Yo, Senior He Yang, out for a walk?" Wang Yuchen stopped his motorcycle next to He Yang, looking curious.

"Damn, Wang Yuchen! You’re a lifesaver!" He Yang exclaimed with joy, climbing onto the motorcycle directly.

"Let’s go, quickly inside to meet Brother Zhang!" He Yang urged!

"By the way, what made you decide to ride a motorcycle over?" He Yang asked.

In this environment, a motorcycle is practically a divine artifact.

"Are you kidding? When I saw the news on the school forum, I knew it would be traffic hell.

With a super luxury car launch, there’d definitely be a crowd.

And our leader, who else like him!

Just our Tsinghua has thousands of people!

Plus over at Beijing University, driving here is asking for death," Wang Yuchen boasted.

Originally, he drove out in a car.

However, as soon as he got out of the school gate, he realized it wasn’t that simple.

So, he immediately spotted someone on the side of the road riding a motorcycle, and handed over five thousand bucks to buy it on the spot.

"Wow, you’re a real foresight genius." He Yang gave him a thumbs-up, then quickly said: "Brothers and sisters, remember to ride motorcycles here, can’t drive through here.

Also mention it in the group."

"Got it!"

"Understood!"

"On my way!"

On Zhang Fan’s side, thousands of people surrounded the group of reporters, keeping everything tightly packed.

Everyone stretched their necks, staring at the computer screens.

"Damn, three hundred thousand views!"

"I’m at four hundred thousand!"

"Mine’s at five hundred thousand!"

Exclamations of surprise kept ringing out.

In just a few minutes, it reached hundreds of thousands of views.

The effect can be described as explosive.

Moreover, this is just one news outlet’s view count.

Here, there are dozens of them.

Added up, that’s tens of millions of views.

At this moment, countless people were going crazy with jealousy.

Especially Wu Chao, who was extremely frustrated.

This was his press conference!

And yet, Zhang Fan became the star?

This is insane!

These reporters were invited by him, so why is Zhang Fan on the front page?

Right now, Wu Chao felt like he’d swallowed a hundred flies.

Feeling terrible!

Meanwhile, the reporters’ expressions weren’t exactly joyful.

Clicks!

That’s just one aspect!

What determines the final score is the comments!

The next moment, the reporters opened the backend comments section.

Suddenly, their faces finally showed smiles of joy.

"The effect is good, better than any pop-up ad!" someone laughed!

"Yeah! It seems like people still love genuine content."

"After all, those few video clips we watched made our scalps tingle."

"Hehe, let’s check out the comments!"

A group of reporters happily clicked open the comments.

At a glance, they were nearly spitting out blood!

"Whoever the fool was that posted this, where’s the Royal Music Academy music festival champion?

Are you teasing me?

Where’s Zhang Fan?"

"Selling dog meat under a sheep’s head, deceiving our emotions!"

"Haha, just grabbing some random video to fool idiots?"

"With such poor quality, daring to get the pop-up spot? Wasting my time!"

"Stupid news platform, see ya!"

???

The reporters were utterly embarrassed!

What the hell, are you blind?

Are you pigs?

Isn’t Zhang Fan the one sitting in the car?

Also, isn’t this video clearly freshly shot?

Can’t you tell edited from unedited? Are you stupid netizens?

The comment section was full of insults.

There were even people asking for the movie’s title!

This almost made the reporters puke blood from anger again!

Oh dear, in this day and age, people don’t even believe real stuff is real?

What happened to the trust between people?

And, do you think we earn money by tricking you?

Has a dog chewed on your brains?

Too much to bear!

While this was happening, the onlookers surrounding the reporters all had dark faces too.

"Damn, what kinda people are these!"

"I can’t stand it, I need to refute these posts!"

"We need to respect objective facts!"

Especially the group from Tsinghua, pumping themselves up like they’d been injected with adrenaline.

Come on, Zhang Fan is one of us from Tsinghua.

Zhang Fan making the headlines reflects us!

One’s glory is everyone’s glory!

"You idiots, dog eyes, don’t you read the headline. Zhang Fan, Zhang Fan, it’s Zhang Fan. It’s our Tsinghua College’s Zhang Fan!"

"This isn’t a movie, it’s a video we took on the spot!"

"If you don’t believe it, come to Old Wu’s test track and see."

"If you don’t know, don’t spout nonsense, okay!"

Just as these comments were being posted, the people who initially commented were losing it.

"Haha, you got dog eyes? Except for the buzzcut, how does he look like Zhang Fan?"

"Also, don’t think we don’t understand cars! You drive that car up the wall and see, you come! If you can drive it, I’ll kneel and call you daddy!"

"And that last video, if you can spin the car in the air while lighting a cigarette, you try it!"

"Dummies!"

"You’re the Naval Army, huh?"

"Who paid you to do this?"

Seeing this, the group from Tsinghua was infuriated.

Damn!

Naval Army?

Weak minded?

Who’re you insulting?

In an instant, countless people turned into keyboard warriors.

A single word, spray!

"Who you calling weak minded?"

"You come here, I’ll send you the location. Come say it to my face!"

"Come on..."

However, just as everyone was enjoying the bickering, lines of organized comments suddenly appeared.

"Face-smacking Group Vice Leader Ran Dog reporting in, Leader invincible!"

"Face-smacking Group Vice Leader Wu Shuang reporting in, Leader invincible!"

"Face-smacking Group Vice Leader Mo Ran reporting in, Leader invincible!"

"Face-smacking Group Vice Leader Qi Qi reporting in, Leader invincible!"

"Face-smacking Group Vice Leader..."

???

Everyone at the scene, and the previous group, were all dumbfounded.

What the heck is the Face-smacking Group?

(Face-smacking Group Leader Dog Yang reporting in, brothers and sisters, where are you?)