The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City

After all, the second and third videos were just too fantastical.

How could a car drive on a wall?

No way, that’s absolutely impossible!

And how could a car fly just one meter high?

Moreover, how could it spin in the air?

It must be a movie.

"Hmm, the movie effects are quite nice! Tsk tsk tsk, isn’t this fourth video a bit over the top? Lighting a smoke? Such a show-off!"

"What movie trailer is this? If the whole thing is like this, it could rival the Fast and Furious series."

"Weren’t you going to attend Wu Chao’s press conference? Why did you come back with a movie trailer? This is a bit off the mark."

"But this video is not bad, worth promoting as a resource."

"Where did you shoot it? Did you see any celebrities? You should have filmed them too."

Upon hearing the boss’s muttering over the phone, countless reporters were bewildered by the wind.

What the heck are you talking about?

A movie?

A movie, my ass!

This is real! It’s real, okay?

Have you all gone mad, boss?

Not even looking at the title?

Not even listening to what we’re saying?

Geez, if this doesn’t bankrupt the company, it’s a miracle.

Yet at this moment, the group of reporters didn’t say much more.

The most important thing was to get the resources up, then wait for online clicks.

The next moment, the group of reporters rushed to the backend, eyes glued to the changing data.

And in the next moment, countless news websites, mobile apps, and pop-up notifications instantly featured this news.

"?? Shocked? Wow, can you media guys use such low-brow titles?"

"Hey, not bad. The champion of the Royal Music Academy music festival? From our Huaxia?"

"Huh, I’ve seen this news back in December last year."

"Take a look, take a look, no matter what, this is our Huaxia’s first champion at the British Royal Academy music festival."

Countless netizens clicked on the video.

"Yo, street racing, this speed is okay!"

"Holy crap, driving on the wall? Are you kidding me? This is a 90-degree angle vertically to the ground, is this hacked?"

"Wow, special effects for flying cars! And spinning! Is this a movie shoot?"

"Damn, this guy’s going too far, lighting a smoke? Do you have to be so brazen and show-offy, be careful of crashing and dying!"

After watching the four videos, countless people were suddenly wide-eyed.

"Wait a minute, what did the title say?"

"What the heck, these stupid news media, are they joking with me? Where’s Zhang Fan? Dammit!"

"Clickbait, screw you. Where’s Zhang Fan?"

"Hmm, wait, let me find the previous British Royal Academy music festival video to compare!"

Soon, countless people dug up Zhang Fan’s photos.

"Hmm? Besides the buzz cut, there’s nothing to see! Damn, could we have been fooled?"

"Fuck, what a trashy news media?"

"Randomly out there finding some video to fool us? Do they really think we’re all idiots?"

"Boring!"

However, at that moment, the long-silent headquarters of the slap face crew exploded.

"Holy crap, Brother Fan is back?"

"Huh? When?"

"Didn’t you see the video? Wait, I’ll screenshot it for you!"

As soon as the news headline screenshot appeared, countless people widened their eyes.

"Damn, what did Brother Fan do?"

"Street racing?"

"Where’s the video, where’s the video?"

Soon, those four videos appeared online.

After a brief silence, the slap face crew went completely wild.

"Wow, Brother Fan is so handsome!"

"Leader, muah muah, love you!"

"Holy crap, scaling walls?"

"Quick, look, look, the leader is flying."

"Oh my, how flashy is Brother Fan, even lighting a smoke!"

"Such a show-off, such a show-off. But damn, it looks freaking awesome."

"Holy crap, the leader disappeared for a few months, and comes back with such explosive news?"

"You dog He Yang, come out! Why didn’t you tell us the leader is back?"

"Come out, I’ll beat you up!"

"@Hei Ge, check what that dog He Yang is doing! Drag him out for execution!"

"Dog He Yang, get out here and tell us where the leader is, I want to see the leader."

"Don’t mess around, don’t mess around, I’m still on the road! You don’t know, the leader is taking part in a world-class supercar test drive this time, the traffic here is jammed solid, I’ll take a picture for you all!" He Yang rolled his eyes and then took a picture of the tail end of a thousand-car-long queue and sent it to the group.

"???"

"Damn you, dog He Yang, the leader’s back, why didn’t you tell us? Are you itching for a beating?"

"Or want to be stewed?"

"Interested in dog meat hotpot?"

"I’ve been in Capital City for half a year just to see the leader up close, and you didn’t even tell me the leader’s back? Dammit, dare to report your location, and I’ll come over and cut you right away!"

"Bastard! Dog He Yang, I’ve got your name remembered, wait till Brother Fan starts the company, and I’ll be cutting you every day there."

"Stop yakking, start a livestream quickly, give you five minutes, get in front of Brother Fan, or else I’ll fly over and cut you!"

Countless people were in a frenzy.

Especially the girls of the slap face crew, they wanted to grab a 50-pound hammer and pound He Yang’s chest!

So angry!

"Ahem! Actually, Brother Fan came back yesterday, and we did something big, hacked the Weibo official site! Hehe!" He Yang grinned maliciously.

"??? Dammit, did Brother Fan do it when I got a weird message on Weibo yesterday?"

"Screw you, dog He Yang, you bastard, such a big deal, and you didn’t tell us.

Dammit, dammit, dammit! Wait, I’m booking a flight ticket! Tsinghua, right? I’ll be squatting at the gate of Tsinghua, dare you not to come back!"

"Knife.jpg Knife.jpg Knife.jpg Knife.jpg Knife.jpg"

"Bomb.jpg Bomb.jpg Bomb.jpg Bomb.jpg Bomb.jpg"

Countless images of knives and bombs flooded the screen!

And pictures of countless plane tickets to the Capital City!

"Ahem! Brothers, don’t make a fuss, I’ll start the livestream right away!" He Yang also quickly opened Greedy Cat, logging in to his account!

"Hehehe! Brothers, I’ll send you a coordinate, everyone in Capital City, come on over. I’ve been busy the last couple of days. Let me tell you an explosive news, this time, Brother Fan seems like he’s going to stay long in Capital City.

So, I wasn’t in a hurry to report the situation to you!

Also, look at this traffic, I’m also stuck here." He Yang said.

"I don’t care, I don’t care, get out of the car and walk! If I don’t see Brother Fan in ten minutes, you’re dead!"

"Dead+1!"

"You do what you must, I’m coming over right away."

!!!

He Yang’s face turned completely dark.

Walking?

There’s still four or five kilometers!

I’m just a couch potato, walking that far would kill me.