The system invites me to be a teacher

After writing a paragraph, Confucius and Mencius asked the preserved egg: "Do you think it would be better for me to do this?"

preserved egg:"……"

He wanted to say, are you better than this?Isn't it too good for you?

He really wanted to express his dissatisfaction again, but he couldn't be dissatisfied, because Confucius and Mencius actually wrote two paragraphs about one thing at the same time.

The two pieces are similar but not the same, and each one is very high, especially the last one, which is tailor-made for female talk show actors.

It was only at this time that Preserved Egg realized that she had to consider the fact that she was a woman when she wrote for Zheng Wanqing.

After taking a deep breath, the preserved egg immediately put down the little pride, he scratched his head and smiled sly:

"Teacher Kong, I always thought I had a lot of insights on talk shows, but after listening to your words, I knew how big the gap is. Can you give me some more advice?"

——Receive a bundle repair from preserved eggs, +1000!

Hearing this, Confucius and Mencius looked at the preserved egg in front of him.

Although the other party also asked himself for some questions, the dissatisfaction with his expression could not be hidden from his eyes.

He was willing to give pointers, not because he abused good people, but because of Zheng Mao's face.

Unexpectedly, after realizing that he was inferior to himself, the other party's attitude directly took a 180° turn.

The sincerity of the attitude is evident from the bundle repair value received by the system.

+1000, this is the biggest bundle repair that Confucius and Mencius have received since the system upgrade.

Humble, hardworking, sincere, and non-pretentious. Although this person has not shown any extraordinary ability, Confucius and Mencius believes that over time, there will be a place in the talk show world.

After thinking about it, Confucius and Mencius said: "The inherent concept of talk shows is to talk about everything in the world, all in the world, in various forms and complex structures, which adds great difficulty to writing.

However, in my opinion, as long as the core of the problem can be grasped, no matter how the problem changes, it will be easy to do."

"Core?" The preserved egg frowned and thought, "Is it a smile?"

Confucius and Mencius nodded approvingly: "Yes, it can be a laugh. But it's not all right. Although the talk show looks a bit like a modern comedy, there are still differences between the two sides.

You can shake your baggage to make people smile, you can also say that the golden sentences are thought-provoking, and you can cook your feelings in chicken soup.

In short, no matter how it changes, there must be bright spots and characteristics.

If you can make the audience look at you with joy, follow you and make fun, as you move, you will succeed.

such as……"

He slides the screen of his mobile phone, and the second is the life details of a girl who is determined to lose weight.

However, the author of this article used extremely exaggerated methods. For example, the girl only ate an apple a day, but she fainted with low blood sugar after persisting for a week.

Then she took weight-loss pills, drank weight-loss tea, sauna enema, and finally had a weight-loss operation...

In short, it is all kinds of toss.

Confucius and Mencius asked: "Take a test on you, if you are asked to write a weight loss story based on this message, how would you write it?"

As he said, he emphasized: "You don't need to make a long story, just use one sentence to summarize."

The preserved egg thought for a while and said, "Fatty has no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are at best a good fat man?"

Confucius and Mencius shook his head: "Too light, not enough shock!"

Preserved Egg: "Scientific research shows that a fat person lives at least 15 years less than a thin person of the same age!"

Confucius and Mencius: "...This is for you to write talk shows, not to scare you."

The preserved egg sweats profusely: "Uh, Teacher Kong, I am a stupid person, and I can't think of a good one for a while."

Confucius and Mencius thought for a moment: "Many things are done by eating enough, such as losing weight! How about?"

The preserved egg didn't speak, and directly gave a thumbs up.

Confucius and Mencius continued to scroll down. The third article introduced a single man who could not find a target because his family was poor, so he complained about why he was not the rich second generation + official second generation.

He asked the preserved egg to think about it again, but after thinking about it twice, it was still not ideal, but it was a little better than the weight loss just now.

"Mr. Kong, or you say it!" He just gave up.

Confucius and Mencius said: "You can't have both fish and bear paws, but you can be single and poor."

Preserved egg: "...Wait a moment, let me take a note down."

Now he is completely convinced.

Not afraid of not knowing the goods, but afraid of comparing goods. After the interaction between the two, he has deeply realized the gap between himself.

Confucius and Mencius went on to say a few more, each of which was full of wit.

This time not only the preserved egg and Zheng Wanqing, Lin Xiaoyu, Fang Qiong, and even Zheng Ai who likes to fight with my sister-in-law were all around.

Seeing that it is almost the same, Confucius and Mencius said to the preserved egg: "Just like this, before you write your lines, you can first extract the laughter or trendy points you think, and then prepare, supplement and explain, think more about it, I believe you must Can write great paragraphs."

"Mr. Kong, thank you so much!" The worship on the face of the preserved egg was numb.

Just as an eager person, he knew that the opportunity like this is very rare. If he missed it, he would have no chance to ask for advice, so he was cheeky and refused to give up:

"Mr. Kong, you just said that the talk show can be in various forms, can you also tell me? It doesn't take up too much of your time, just five minutes."

"This... depends on your own performance, such as a forty-five-minute show. If you keep talking about it, the audience will get tired easily.

So in the middle of the program, you can consider adding some poems to recite. Those who can sing can also sing a song related to the theme."

"Poem recitation? Choose from existing ancient poems?"

Confucius and Mencius thought for a while and shook his head: "If it is a poem, it is best not to, because although ancient poems have the beauty of rhythm, they are not compatible with talk shows, which are extremely humorous and interesting forms of entertainment. You can choose to make your own. ."

"Do it yourself?" Preserved egg's face became bitter again, "I don't have that literary foundation."

Confucius and Mencius: "You are misunderstood. What I said about writing poems is not to let you write classics, but to adapt the original rhyme of ancient poems, so as to achieve a similar effect to the paragraphs."

"Adapted? It's similar to a joke? Can you...hehe..."

Confucius and Mencius helpless, this guy...

He had to take out his phone again, and this time it was a piece of news about traffic jams in Shanghai.

As the country's leading economic metropolis, Shanghai is crowded with people and cars, and traffic jams are inevitable. Anyway, it is all kinds of tragedies and pits.

Sure enough, the message was followed by complaints from netizens:

"Nima, this car is stuck, it's been seven hours."

"Man, who can describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?"

Best answer: "Young and young leave home and return to the boss!"

"I was anxious, and I couldn't stand it, so I solved it in the car. Now my car door is still dripping water, the most depressing thing is that a kid next to me kindly knocked on my car door and said that the water tank of my car was cracked. Uh..."

"What the hell are you, there is a girl in the car next to me that called Meng, she put a black plastic bag on her head, and then she got out of the car and settled directly by the roadside; there are pictures and the truth. jpg!"

"Uh……"

When the browsing was almost the same, Confucius took a deep breath and opened the virtual keyboard.

This time, the preserved egg learned to be clever, and he craned his neck and stared straight at the phone screen.

As the other person typed, he couldn't help but read aloud:

""Qinyuan Spring · Traffic Jam in Shanghai"

The scenery of Shanghai and the sea, thousands of miles of people, thousands of miles of traffic.

Looking at the streets and alleys, crawling slowly, the driver is anxious in front of the steering wheel.

At the crossroads, I didn't move for a long time, and was often held back by a red light.

Waiting for the weekend, watching the scenic buses, tourists laughed.

With so much traffic, countless local tyrants competed.

Unfortunately, the Audi A9 is as slow as a snail.

Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to go crazy.

A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, tears watching eDonkey overtake the car.

Go ahead, count shared bicycles, laugh while pedaling!"