The Underworld Detective

I looked at a bunch of people surrounded by a wedding car, standing next to the frightened bride and groom, and I said, “Go check it out! ”

Sun Bingxin said: "Didn't you say you would never come to this village again? ”

I said, "You can't pretend you didn't see it! ”

And she laughed, "As soon as you see a dead man, you're up to it, right? ”

We squeezed into the crowd, and I saw the front of the wedding car with the door open, and a man fell out of the driver's seat, his face pale, staring at an atheistic pair of eyes, reaching forward with his hands, holding the steering wheel rigidly. More bizarre than that was his outfit, he was wearing a big red dress from an ancient groom's official.

The people next to him said, "This is unfortunate. ”

“This man doesn't seem to be from our village. How did he get into the wedding car? Is he the zombie who crawled out of the grave? ”

“Psst, New Year's Eve, don't say such ominous words! ”

An old man in a Zhongshan suit stood up and said goodbye to a saffron in his chest, writing the words' father-in-law '. The old man waved: “Come here a few people, take this nasty thing away. ”

I stood up and said, "Wait, the crime scene can't move! ”

The old man looked up and down at me and said, "Who are you? I don't remember asking you. ”

I showed my advisor's ID, and the people looked at it and were surprised: “So it's the police!” This ID is a terrific bluff.

The old man's attitude changed immediately and said: “Comrade police, you also saw that this man is not from our village, and I do not know him. I don't know who's so lacking in virtue, stuffing a body in a wedding car has nothing to do with my family. ”

I nodded: “I understand that. Everybody back off. I'll look at the body. I'll call the county police to deal with the scene later. ”

The old man turned to the crowd and said: "I'm sorry, folks. I don't think we can get married today. I'll invite you some other day. Big nephew, come over and hurry back to the hotel. ”

The bride and groom went back to the house first, but the crowd refused to move. They all stood by and watched the noise. I don't think the police could make it before they arrived.

I asked Sun Bingxin to call the police. I squatted down to examine the body and found the victim's joints to be stiff and almost untouchable, but it was not a normal corpse, it seemed frozen.

I noticed some redness in the victim's skin, some rashes around his neck and wrist, and I was worried about the infection, so I borrowed a red cloth to put it on the victim's chest for bone defense.

I tentatively judged the time of death to be less than ten hours, that is, late last night, the victim was wearing nothing under the bridegroom's dress, plus the material of the dress was relatively thin, and the freezing of the joints was obviously naturally formed.

Because of the number of people around me, I couldn't cut off the clothes of the deceased. I touched them with my hands, and I couldn't find any wounds all over my body.

Sun Bingxin asked me, "Brother Song Yang, did this man die of carbon monoxide poisoning? ”

I shrugged, “Not really! ”

She said, "Want me to go back and get your tools? ”

I shook my head: "No, no, I'm not relieved that you're walking alone on the mountain road. ”

Sun Bingxin laughed: “You know you love me! ”

There is also a bit of selfishness in the idea of not letting her pick up the tools. This is an unfamiliar place in life. The villagers around her have been chattering and talking, and it is more reassuring to have an acquaintance around.

I stood up and said, "Whose car is this? ”

An honest middle-aged man stood up and said, “Comrade police, I lent the car to Uncle Da for his wedding. This has nothing to do with me. I parked the car here yesterday and was drinking with a few buddies. Originally, this car was intended to take the bride and groom today. I didn't expect to see someone sitting inside when I opened the door. This happy day didn't make me angry, so I pushed him out with my bare hands and asked him to come out. I couldn't imagine him falling straight down, but it frightened me...”

I watched his expression and concluded that he was not lying. The car's glass was covered with UV protective film. I could not see the situation in the driver's seat from the outside, so the body had not been found in the car last night.

When the crowd blew up the pot, the villagers automatically gave way and shouted: “Here comes the captain of the army, everybody, give way! ”

A short, fat police officer walked in with a few policemen, wearing a brand-new uniform, and I recognized that as the chief of the army in our county, but thousands of people in the county, he probably didn't know me.

There have been no criminal cases in our county for decades. A total of five or six criminal police officers have been set up. Normally, there are no tasks other than patrolling. Three years ago, my grandfather's death was counted as one, but at that time it was handled directly by Sun Tiger.

When Officer Lu came to me, he picked his eyebrows and asked, "Is this the case you reported? ”

I said, "Yes! ”

"Officer Lu, my daughter got married today. I didn't expect this to happen, because the cop comrade showed up in time, otherwise I had to turn into a pot of porridge. ”

Officer Lu asked me, "Are you a cop? Doesn't look like it. Show me your ID! ”

This Lu police officer was a little rude and probably not a fuel-efficient lamp. I handed him my ID, and he turned it over and said in a skeptical tone: “Special criminal adviser? I've been a cop for years and I've never heard of such a title. You must be fake! Do you know what it's like to pretend to be a cop? ”

After listening, they immediately said, “I've been a fake cop for half a day! ”

“Everyone has one these days, and someone else dares pretend to be a cop! ”

I bluntly said, "You can call the city office. ”

Inspector Lu shook his hand with great vigour: "Find out what, get lost, obstruct the case carefully, I'll take you back! ”

The bigger the shelf, the bigger the sesame officer in the small place, the more I was taught, but this case happened in his jurisdiction, it was really nothing to me. I stood up and said to Sun Bingxin: “Let's go! ”

Sun Bingxin opened his eyes and said: "Brother Song Yang, how can you talk so well? If you want to leave, you can leave? ”

I whispered, "Don't worry, he won't solve the case, and the city will have to take over. ”

Sun Bingxin forked his heart and said: “Neither can that. I can't watch you embarrass yourself in public! ”

She picked up a phone and didn't have to think about who she was calling. After a brief conversation, she handed it to the captain and said, "Nah, it's for you. ”

Officer Lu answered the phone curiously: “Who?... you are the city director... haha, don't be ridiculous, if you are the director or the director!” I heard Sun Tiger shouting clearly on the phone: "Holy shit!!! ”

Officer Lu hung up the phone and said to Sun Bingxin: “You have a lot of nerve, just pull someone and pretend to be the chief, before I tie you up, get the hell out of here! ”

I pulled a black line on my head. The so-called ignorant is fearless. Although Sun Tiger is his nominal boss, he has never met or used it.

Sun Bing's heart counted without changing color: “One, two, three...”

Officer Lu asked, "Hey, what are you counting? ”

Sun Bingxin smiled. “On the count of fifteen, your phone will ring, believe it or not? ”

Officer Lu said, “Don't play dumb here, why don't you go? ”

“10, 11, 12, 13…”

When Sun Bingxin counted to 13, Officer Lu's phone suddenly rang. He appeared to show that his attitude immediately changed by 180 degrees. Bi respectfully held the telephone: “Leader, what can I do for you?... what are you talking about!... How do I know he's really the mayor of the city... I get it, I know I'm wrong, I can go back and write as many examinations as I want. ”

After hanging up the phone, Officer Lu looked at our eyes full of awe. Sun Bingxin smiled at me: “This is called the county magistrate better take charge! ”