The Underworld Detective

Officer Lu respectfully said to me: "Gentlemen, please go back and don't talk nonsense. Thank you. ”

Sun Bingxin sighed: “I won't talk nonsense. How did you yell at us just now? I'll tell my dad what to do. Look at you as a captain! ”

Officer Lu put his hands together and pleaded, “Please, don't, or I'll invite you to lunch. It's an apology for the compensation. ”

Sun Bingxin snorted coldly: “Cut, who is rare! ”

I feel like I've given enough to get off Marvel and say calmly: "Officer Lu, I just want to make a small comment. Whether we're police or not, do you know the chief or not, can you please be polite in the future? Is that how you talk to people? ”

Officer Lu nodded continuously: “Yes, you're right, my attitude is a bit bad, change, definitely change! ”

Then he said to the surrounding villagers: "Gentlemen, these two were sent by the city council. It was just a misunderstanding. He was a real policeman in a fake exchange.” Everyone has a joyful smile on their faces.

After clarifying the misunderstanding, Officer Lu approached me with pleasure.

I think this person is really a chameleon. I feel a little uncomfortable working for this kind of person. I decided to solve this case myself. With Sun Bingxin around, I think there should be no problem with the procedure.

I gave an overview of the case and said, "Let me borrow your morgue and we'll continue with the autopsy. ”

Officer Lu replied, “Yes, tell me your jokes, we don't have a forensic doctor on the team, so please give us more guidance on this case. My people, including me, can do whatever you want. ”

I said, "Okay, let's get the body back! ”

Amateur criminal police officers' ability to do things quickly showed up. They didn't even prepare a body bag. They had to go to the nearby crowd to borrow bed sheets to load the body. Lu police officers did not know where to get a bundle of rope and surrounded the body by a human figure.

I wondered, "What are you doing with this? ”

Officer Lu blinked his little eyes and said, "Don't you usually handle cases like this? ”

I laughed, “Just take a picture. ”

Officer Lu called a man and told him: "Go borrow the camera and buy another roll of film. ”

When I slapped my head, I wasn't ready for anything. Why don't you do it yourself? I said I'll do it. Officer Lu asked: "Do you need me to do something? ”

I said, "You take a statement. ”

Officer Lu went joyfully. Several officers were questioned by each audience, and the division of labor was particularly unreasonable. The same person can be asked several times. This efficiency solves the case.

I asked the owner to get me some envelopes to use as evidence bags, two more pairs of rubber gloves, and a bag of milk powder.

While waiting, Sun Bingxin asked: "Brother Song Yang, are you going to help this kind of person solve the case? ”

I said, "I'm not helping people with their wedding clothes. Can we come over here? ”

Sun Bingxin said: “But neither of us is a cop. The name is wrong. By the way, I've got a plan! ”

She called Sun Tiger and said, “Dad, get me something!” Sun Tiger scolded him on the phone: “Bullshit!” Sun Bing-hearted said, “Anyway, I'll be in the police next year, sooner or later. ”

Sun Tiger refused: “No! Give the phone to Brother Song Yang, I'll talk to him. ”

Sun Tiger doesn't care about what the case is. He only cares about whether it is dangerous or not. He is afraid that we are in danger. I knew that he was mainly worried about Sun Bingxin and said clearly: “Uncle Sun, this case does not look like a premeditated murder, I feel it was just an accident. ”

Sun Tiger said: "Oh, I'm relieved you said that. Big nephew, do you need any support from Uncle Sun? ”

I suggested, "Can we file a case at the city hall? ”

Sun Tiger replied: “The case can be filed, but lately the Bureau is nervous and can't send people, let alone Huang Xiaotao... I think of someone, I asked him to come and serve as the project team leader, but don't count on him to solve the case. ”

He called me with a contact information. The officer's name was Ma, and I was told that Officer Ma would come and we must pick him up.

Hanging up, Sun Bingxin asked me, “Who did my father send? ”

I said, "Officer Ma. ”

Sun Bing smiled subtly: “Ha ha, how can I send him? My dad is really good at calling people. ”

Listen to them. Isn't this Officer Horse special?

When the owner brought the milk powder and gloves, I slipped them into the car and blew the milk powder onto the seat and steering wheel. Fingerprint testing is not always done with aluminum powder, which is a great alternative, milk powder is light in texture and can be adhered to grease secreted by hand.

I found a few sets of fingerprints on the steering wheel and the handlebars, which may not make much sense, but were taken with my phone, and there was a spit in the middle of the steering wheel, which was supposed to have been too cold for the deceased to sneeze.

Sun Bingxin asked me: "Brother Song Yang, why did you say this case was an accident? Are you fooling my father or do you really think so? ”

I said, "Just feel it! ”

Sun Bingxin laughed: “You always feel exactly right. ”

I said, "Don't lift me up. ”

After the deposition, we wrapped the body in sheets and put it in a police car. The owner asked me if I wanted to pull it down, and I said, "No need, but don't wash the car lately, and try not to drive. ”

The owner said yes.

At this time, there was a quarrel in the house. Officer Lu and others immediately rushed over and came back to report to me: “Nothing serious, the bride and groom were quarreling. The groom thought the man was the bride's old friend. ”

I mumbled to myself, "Old friends? ”

Sun Bingxin asked me, "Brother Song Yang, do you think it's possible that the deceased ran to the wedding car to get revenge on the bride? ”

I said, "Unless he is terminally ill, this kind of revenge is self-inflicted. Call the bride and ask her a question." ”

Officer Lu nodded and said: “I'll get someone! ”

After a moment of kung fu, the bride came and said, "Comrade Pear Flower, you have to give me justice. My man must say that this dead man knows me. He suspects me of having an affair with him. He says he wants to retire. Tell me to return the gift I received to him. Please prove it! ”

And I thought to myself, "How do I prove it?" I said, "Do you know him? ”

The bride answered innocently, "I've never even met him. ”

I judged her by her micro-expression and nodded: "Okay, I believe you. ”

Officer Lu was surprised: "That's it! ”

I asked him, "How many more questions do you have? ”

Officer Lu analyzed: "This corpse appeared at the wedding, and I think it has absolutely nothing to do with the newcomers! At the very least, ask them how they met, if the bride had ever been in love with another man before, and, by the way, most importantly, if they had any alibi last night. ”

The bride was frightened by this statement. Officer Lu was really amateur in solving the case. He wasted his police force on unprovoked minor matters.

I said to the bride, "You can go back. I'm sure this case has nothing to do with you, but you should think about it if you want to live with him for the rest of your life. ”

The bride blushed: "Thank you, comrade police, I'll think about it. ”

After the bride left, Sun Bingxin smiled: "Brother Song Yang is so gentle! ”