The village wife is so beautiful
Chapter 142
He also knew that the dormitory was haunted and the floating coffin appeared.Zhao Deli didn't dare to look any more, and went downstairs in a panic.Qingpi and Fattousi saw the stone coming out of the latrine and waved at them. The two knew that the matter had become a trickle and went downstairs.
Just when Fat Tousi and Qingpi walked downstairs, they heard a sound in the latrine, and Zhao Deli called for help.The two covered their mouths and laughed.
"Don't laugh, go away." Shishi said.
The three ran out of the fence lightly and hid in the woods.The woods and the latrine were separated by a wall, and the stones could clearly hear Zhao Deli's thumping sound.
The school pit has not been picked for more than a month, and the poop is almost full.Zhao Deli stunned and fell down, enough for him to eat a pot.
"Help, help me, I fell into the pit!" Zhao Deli cried out in horror.
The pit was too deep, his feet couldn't be stepped on, and his hands were covered with dung.Zhao Deli was smelly and startled, and almost drowned in it.He accidentally poured a poop into his mouth, and he vomited.The latrine was dark and there was nothing to see, Zhao Deli didn't know where to climb up.
The big dung pit pulled by nearly a thousand people is like an endless ocean. Zhao Deli scratched it with both hands, grabbing a soft pile, and sinking it.There seems to be nothing under her feet.Zhao Deli cried, thinking of what happened just now, thinking that he had touched a ghost.He took a few more poops, grabbed a thicker pile of dung and panted for breath.
"Stone, will Zhao Deli be eaten to death by dung?" Qingpi asked worriedly.
"It's good to eat to death, let's go farther, lest we doubt it." Shishi said.
Stone and Qingpi had just walked out of the woods, and the whole school fell out. The principal's precious son fell into the cesspit, and the teachers rushed to save people.The latrine was more lively than going to the market. Some people took a ladder and some took a bamboo pole, and they quickly got Zhao Deli up.
Zhao Deli fluttered on the ladder, like a lazy toad that had been smashed severely, with a long tongue and a weak breath.The principal and his wife also rushed, and they were very sad to see Zhao Deli like this.The principal's wife cried to death.
The principal told the teachers to send Zhao Deli to the hospital.A teacher said that Zhao Deli is like this, how can the hospital accept it.The principal asked the teacher to lift the ladder to the well and splashed several buckets of water on Zhao Deli.Zhao Deli was stimulated by the cold water, vomiting, vomiting for a while, breathing better.
A male teacher stripped Zhao Deli completely, and the girls who watched the excitement screamed and backed away.Zhao Deli is like a pig that has been slaughtered, white and fat. The male teacher soaped his whole body and rinsed him again. Zhao Deli was just a little human.The male teacher took his own clothes and put on Zhao Deli.Zhao Deli looked at the principal dumbly, and did not call him father.
"He was stupid by feces and urine." I don't know who said.
"Who said it, who said it!" The principal was furious.
But there are too many people, no one admits it.
The principal asked Zhao Deli how he fell.Zhao Deli could not tell.
"He... he was really stupid by the poop." The principal's wife cried.
"You were so stupid by the poop." The principal slapped his wife.
"You... how dare you hit me." The principal's wife gave him a hard push, and the principal slapped him on the ladder, stinky.
The principal asked some male teachers to help Zhao Deli to the health center, and he went to the dormitory to change clothes.
Xiufeng finished her homework and came out. Hearing the noise on the playground, she ran down and asked what had happened.A female classmate told her that Zhao Deli had fallen into a pit and was stupid by feces.Xiufeng wanted to laugh, but didn't laugh after all.Momma and Li Aiguo have been urging her to make a kiss with Zhao Deli. If they really made a kiss with him, how disgusting he would be to kiss themselves with a mouth that had eaten pooping!
A group of female classmates screamed and exited. Xiufeng didn't know what was wrong, and hurried back to the upstairs of the classroom dormitory, standing in the corridor and looking down.I saw Zhao Deli rushing on the ladder in vain, and a male teacher splashed a bucket of water over, and he trembled like a freshly skinned pig.
This idiot!Xiufeng cursed secretly, went downstairs again to find the girl in the same dormitory, and went back to sleep.
Zhao Deli was sent to the health center for an injection and took some medicine. He stayed there for one night without any serious problems, but for the next half month, he could not eat, and there was always a smell of shit in his mouth.He felt that what happened that night was strange, but he couldn't find evidence and had to bear it.
The mathematics teacher didn't know how to do it, and almost made Zhao Deli drown in the pit, so he didn't dare to give him any more ideas.Since then, Xiufeng's tuition at school has been smooth.
Stone, they heard that Zhao Deli had been sent to the hospital, so don't mention it.Qingpi explained that God asked Zhao Deli if his urine was delicious.Three people laughed.
The fat head asked four how the stone got Zhao Deli into the pit.The stone said that there is a baffle at the entrance of the men's toilet, with a large opening for scooping up big dung, and it is connected to the big dung pit inside.He pushed the baffle obliquely, and only slightly stuck it a little bit. It seemed that the baffle was still there, but it was actually displaced.Zhao Deli stepped on it, the baffle jumped up, and he was thrown into the cesspool.
"Stone, you really belong to you. Zhao Deli has lost a lot this time." Fattou said four.
"He made a lot of money and ate a lot of excrement. No one has eaten this delicious world." Qingpi said with a smile.
The three laughed again.
Back in the village, Qingpi and Fat Tousi did not walk with the stone.
"Are you going to see Widow Zhang again?" Stone asked with a smile.
"Stone, you have a little aunt, we don't have anything. You can't take a good look, but a good eye. You have to keep this secret for us, or watch your little aunt go." Fattou said.