The village wife is so beautiful

"Stone, you don't learn well at a young age, let's see what this thing is doing!" Aunt Zhang San was ashamed and annoyed to scold him.

"Third aunt, this is a treasure map, an old man left for my father." Shitou said.

Aunt Zhang San didn't believe it, she sent the pictures of the famous artifacts to the oil lamp and planned to burn them.The stone was anxious and pushed her back against Aunt Zhang's abdomen.Aunt Zhang San staggered back a few steps, trying to tear off the famous artifact.The stone squeezed Aunt Zhang's hand tightly, making her unable to move.

"Stone, you don't listen to me, I don't care about you and Fang Guizhi." Aunt Zhang San said angrily.

Stone's hand loosened a little, and he was unwilling to destroy the treasure by Aunt Zhang San, so he had to push her down on the bed again.Aunt Zhang San was hurt by the stone, and the famous artifact was taken back and lost by the stone.Shitou was afraid that Aunt Zhang would be angry, so he explained to her the words on the side of the famous artifact picture, saying that the seven beauties on the picture can get Jiangshan.Aunt Zhang San was dubious and asked where to find the beauty in the picture.Stone took out the transcript and showed it to Aunt Zhang San.

"Stone, don't bully me that I can't read and hyphenate. Tell me quickly." Aunt Zhang San came to be interested.

"Three aunts, they are all about women, each with its own characteristics. They are tight intestines, slippery intestines, warm intestines, greasy intestines, intestines, bowed intestines, and shallow intestines. The intestines are tight and firm, and men go in. I was tightly bound, and it took no more than a few minutes: the smooth intestines are oily, like in tofu, only tender and unobstructed, making people feel itchy and unbearable; warm intestines are as hot as hot springs, adding more to the heart, and the man gets more and more It is like: greasy intestines are full of stickiness, and they all say that husband and wife are like glue and paint. This is the taste. The two fleshy and entangled, happy and happy match the gods; the intestine is even more wonderful, the woman seems to have countless fleshy sleeves in the body, and the man enters it. Like the navel passing a meat sleeve, and then going in again like the navel passing a meat sleeve, I remember the surprise of the girl who cultivated the body: the intestines are twisted and the rumors are not that the masters do not know the taste, but there are layers of obstacles inside. , For people to explore the fascinating and curious, every woman like this, a man will rely on her belly and refuse to come down: the shallow intestine is listed first among the seven famous utensils, it has its own reason, the shallow intestine does not require careful taste like other famous utensils. It is delicate and warm. It not only has the advantages of tightening and warming the intestines, but also allows men to pierce to the end and enter the center of the stamen. Women’s stamens are the most sensitive. When they are pierced, they will squirm like a baby’s lips. Unspeakable." Shishi finished introducing the seven famous artifacts in one go.

Aunt Zhang San was enthusiastic about hearing it, and for the first time she knew that someone had studied a woman's body so thoroughly hundreds of years ago, and she asked Shishi which famous device her body belonged to.Stone smiled and said he didn't know.

"You help me see, maybe I'm a strange thing too." Aunt Zhang San smiled.

"This... how do you look at this? I take off your pants, and you will slap me on the shoulder." Stone was embarrassed.

"Smelly stone, do you have to look at the bottom of the distinguishing device. If you write like this on the painting, there must be a way to look at the picture." Aunt Zhang San said.If it weren't for that time with Daddy Stone, she would really like to show Stone a look, or try it herself.It was that time that Aunt Zhang didn't dare to cross Lei Chi for half a step. In her heart, the stone was her half son.

Stone handed the famous artifact map to Zhang San and the two of them studied together.Aunt Zhang San quickly found out. She said that the seven beauties in the picture were of different shapes, petite with tight intestines, plump skin with smooth intestines, round belly with warm intestines, greasy buttocks on stilts, and delicate and charming intestines. , The tall wind-chung of the bowed intestine, the shallowest intestine is the least characteristic, but it is comfortable to look at.Stone also felt that Shallow Intestine was the most difficult to recognize, but he found a clue on the face of the portrait. Seven beauties have seven smiles and seven eyes, which can only tell if they can't speak. Stone has discovered what he has discovered. Tell it to Aunt Zhang. When Aunt Zhang said that a woman was emotional, it was this kind of smile and look in her eyes. The stone secretly remembered that if she touched such a woman, she must soak her hands.

"Stone, these women can think about it, don't mess with them, otherwise I'm sorry Fang Guizhi." Zhang San warned him.

"Third aunt, I don't have that thought. Besides, my family is too poor. Even if I see the woman in the picture, I won't marry me." Shishi said.

"That's not necessarily, your capital is big. Women like it." Aunt Zhang San said that the stone's capital, her heart itchy, urgency.

"Third aunt, men's things are similar, mine is nothing special." Shishi said.

"To tell you, I like it when I see it. Damn it, I was itching to death by you. The stone, where is your toilet." Aunt Zhang San carried his pants and looked urgency.

Stone said the toilet is downstairs.Aunt Zhang San hurriedly ran downstairs and sat on the toilet for a while, but couldn't urinate.Seeing Aunt Zhang San's motion upstairs, Shi Shi asked her if she had found the toilet.Aunt Zhang San said she found it, but she couldn't pee.

"Auntie, is it blocked by something?" Shito asked with a smile.

"Blame you, show me this thing, it must be blocked by your big stuff." Aunt Zhang San's joking temper remained unchanged at this time.

Shishi really wanted to run down and block Aunt Zhang San's body, to see if she dared to laugh with herself.After a while, the stone heard a few drops of urine in the toilet jingling slightly, and Aunt Zhang San let out a sigh of relief.

Aunt Zhang San returned upstairs, the fire in her heart had receded. She discussed with Shishi about the divorce of Fang Guizhi and the lame third tomorrow, and asked him what reason would be better.Stone said that the cripple and Fang Guizhi did not have a married life, and Fang Guizhi could not stay a widow.

"I'm afraid it won't work. The reason is too different. It is said that the lame Sanhe Fang Guizhi will become the laughing stock of Mei Rongwan." Aunt Zhang said.

"Said that my uncle beats her every day, the two people are not in harmony." Shishi said.

Aunt Zhang San thought for a while, and felt that this reason was more appropriate.