This king is ridiculous

What is ridiculous, how much it makes people vomit! Even if you go to the sacrifice, suddenly, the deceased came out of the coffin and said: "Come! The little brother eats it! If it is a sacrifice, I said it can be eaten, then you can eat!"

The people who worship will not be scared, I want to run how far, how far, I will run, but I don't dare to get ahead. In the future, I will worship the deceased, see the ghost, how many people will be worship? Nature is not!

Li Yingcai took it, he is a vigilant, obviously he still doesn't want to be pinching. However, he is honest to eat, and there is no sense of guilty.

"Ah!" Guo Haiyang is very pleasant, Zuo Qiuxiang, right Li Yue Xia two women compete to feed him to eat, there is a good person to feed, and it is not a sacrifice or anything, anyway, it is absolutely delicious. It also feels particularly sweet.

This is not, I haven't finished it, and the fiber jade hand sent another pastries. Pastry is sweet, but the beautiful people are more sweet! Guo Haiyang is very satisfied.

This kind of thing will make people feel that death can be died, no one is willing to die!

Li Feng smiled bitter, and said: "Shi, this is not good? After all, I have never heard of it, and I have never heard of it, and I am very unlucky! I think it is still this!"

Guo Haiyang listened, but laughed, swayed, said: "Life and death are all very good, what is good? If I don't do this, then I will really have a funeral, and it is better. Do this kind of funeral to make money! "

The words behind Guo Haiyang were intentionally depressed, Li Fengshun once again, suddenly realized, "I don't like the world! Look at my age to live to the pig's belly!" In order to take Guarea's horsel I don't have a bleak.

Guo Haiyang smiled satisfied with it, "" "" "" "Guo Haiyang is brewing, okay! He was recalled, recalled a poem, anyway, no one knows in this era.

Guo Haiyang said: "Golden , the world is immeased, the cup of Cup Golden is drunk. Life is rare to be aware of self-cultivation, and the cup will change the diamonds." Guo Haiyang, it is a glass of wine.

Li Fengshun was reading, he looked at Guo Haiyang, it seems to think about the meaning of Guo Haiyang.

Guo Haiyang said: "Fast! Go to this poem to spread! Go!" This is a poem that promotes Guo Haiyang's chest and has no big righteousness, but Guo Haiyang is so excited. Li Fengshun heard, he can hear the reason.

Li Feng shun said: "Mez, I will immediately pass the news, let more people come to sacrifice ... and your poem will also know in the streets."

Li Fengshun said this, and felt improper, it was really weird, but he was well here, but it was to inform others to quickly worship Guo Haiyang. This is really a ridiculous thing in the world!

Guo Haiyang swayed and said, "Go! Call more people to worship me! I am can't wait to wait for people to worship me!"

Guo Haiyang took the thigh, he was proud to snort. Qiuxiang and Li Yanye had to laugh, have not seen a deceased so leisurely in his own funeral.

Guo Haiyang asked: "He Ji? He got notified? He didn't come?"

Qiuxiang said: "If he believes that the Hanzhong is in the lost, he will not come, but the Hanzhong Wang is still there, then he must come! The officialdom is only a benefit."

Guo Haiyang said: "Give him a post! And you must show it, don't think that there is no one in Hanzhong! My student is coming! He can also demonstrate!"

In this way, of course, it will be understood, and someone will go to the post immediately, so that Ji Ji came.

Qiuxiang said: "The Shi, your class, the sea, the sea is actually coming to you! It seems to say that you want to give you the pastake you have! He spends four thousand two silver to buy it! I have a bloody! "

Guo Haiyang is thinking, what is the purpose of such a sea fat?

This king is very absurd

Chapter 34 "Dead" jumps out from the coffin

Guo Haiyang said, he thought about it, he thought about it, said: "Haizi Feng believes that my background is hard enough, so I have repeatedly pleased, I don't want to be tired of them, he should not know that I am Wang Shizi. Wang Shizi. ? "Qiuxiang replied:" I don't know! He is looking for you, but it has not been able to find you! It is very anxious! He thinks you are also a business, just your background very hard! "

Guo Haiyang laughed, now there is no arrival, Guo Haiyang will go to Hai Zafeng, let him have a little more urgently, this seems to be different from Guo Haiyang, and Haizi Feng will give Guo Haiyang.

The housekeeper came out, I saw these people, I was eating something, chatting with melon seeds, because there is nothing to come, they are naturally happy.

The housekeeper is angry: "What are you doing! Don't act quickly? Waiting for the next guest!"

Here, the person who was originally still in the mouth, immediately put food, they were over-her hands and put down, crying "Shiyi! How old you are gently, really let us live Sadness! Hey! "

"The Shi Master, you can miss you very much! Born to death, our heart!" Many people worked.

Guo Haiyang was originally sitting in the coffin. You can't hear it. Guo Haiyang, who is in the dress is "", come out, pointed to Zhongfin, scent: "How can you I can't get chest? Yes! Don't worry! Some feelings! I have to squeeze out a tear, even if it is a crocodile tears! "

Guo Haiyang saw that everyone knows that this is difficult for them. If you have to reward, there is a courage, and you will improve the tone: "Listen! It is good, each person has twenty silver! The best two people will show the best two people Get one hundred and two silver! "

Actually there is Guo Haiyang this kind of person! I am rewarding to reward the family, the ring is full of passionately crying! It's really sliding the world!

Guo Haiyang also sent a greece: "If you are angry with me, you will come out from the coffin, you have two ordered the official, or this will die in the home practice!"

Most of the servants are selling themselves as slaves, and they can have a servant. When they face this situation, the government is not ignored, let alone here is the Hanzhong Wangfu, the emperor.

Therefore, Guo Haiyang! Not a reward is dead! I have been in my mouth, I can't eat the "" in my stomach, I drilled out from the nose, I got his straight cough, then pull it with hand, pull it out. .

It is a "Your Performance" that has a "Your Performance" in the chest: "My Lead is generally! Hey, you die, what do we do? Use my thousand deaths to change your life! Shi Yi! "

Someone is not willing, and also jumps out: "The Shi Master, I hurt, I don't want to be born!" "Hey! Hey!", It is true that it is true! "

The companion next to the companion, say: "Don't! Brothers, wait for the customer, then perform well, the Shi Master has money to make money, we have earned!" Nowadays are not used! "

The man listened, nodded, said: "To the right! There can be a red dye in the government? If you are bleeding, the Shi is nothing, I am a life to make money, no life!" Loss this family is still smart, understand It is necessary to play this play with a dye.

Guo Haiyang is very satisfied with the understanding of people, saying: "Yes! Now this will give you a chance to make money, you can grasp!"

At this time, the speaker blows, and the mourning is Qi, this is a guest, and the firecrackers will be burned outside.

"Quick! Prepared! Today, it is good! There is a reward! Poor! Kill!" Guo Haiyang waved in his hand is ghost! Correct! It is silver two! There is money to make the ghosts, of course, is a ghost!

Seriously, the deceased climbed out from the coffin to commanders to do what to do for his funeral, how to make fun, it is really no ancient people.

The housekeeper saw that he was shook his head, and he was still in his arms, he was the master, how did he play, don't follow it? In fact, the housekeeper is wrong, or Guo Haiyang is so absurd, so a trouble, the whole Hanzhong Wangfu has gone to the vegetable market to try the knife and profit.

Guests have just hoped to see the Hanzhong Wangfu, I heard a burst of crying, the real thing is like a funeral test! Under such circumstances, who will happen? Of course, no one is suspected when you are mourning, who will take this kind of thing to joking?

There is a ring to perform: "Don't stop me! I want to hit the wall. I want to accompany the world to the ground, I will wait for the world." Shi Yi! Hey! "



Get! If it is too low in this era, Guo Haiyang opened a film school, and we will cultivate many of the performance artificial talents.

Look at the crying, a large group of family, I want to die together. People will think that this will see that Guo Haiyang is very nice from one side. Otherwise, how can it be so miserable? That is that the guests don't understand the truth, Guo Haiyang gives so much money, can it be good? Nowadays, people cry is also looking at the money.

To this end, the guests are constantly shaking their heads and lamenting, so young, the future is beautiful, but the English is over.

There is a guest perhaps because of the sadness, it can only be supported by the long, with a stable, and the guest fell. Perhaps this is too sad, guests cry, crying very sad.

The housekeeper is on the coffin, saying: "Shi Zi, he is Xu Zhao Tai, who is the relationship between Wang Ye, can be on the official! Although it is a small official, he has been said that Wang Ye is his regeneration parent, dying for his parents, it is a thousand Ken! "

This is a few officials come, they are also the road to the Hanzhong Wang, and the Hanzhong Wangfu office, of course, I have to come. In particular, Xu Zhaotai is like a pair of parents, this is the piety of MSI in Guo Haiyang.

Guo Haiyang has an increase in his good feelings. Take a look! After the other small officials, they left, only Xu Zhaotai was still crying, and she was very interested in honestly.

"Make a big man! There is a grape! It's almost a little! Otherwise!" Someone shouted like this companion.

Xu Zhaota's attitude has changed! This is to make people fall in glasses.

This king is very absurd

Chapter 35 Mung Bean Cake is gone, ask for a gift

Xu Zhaotai originally had tears, and he heard "there was a grape". He immediately took the tears, it was "", got up, said: "Wait! I have to eat! Leave some to me! "Activity is agile, like a cheetah, and his tears float in the air. He also said: "How come these ginger so spicy! Harm my tears can't get it! I really!"

Although the sound is small, the word is drilled into Guo Haiyang in the ear, Guo Haiyang is depressed, don't give it to such a lesson? Guo Haiyang is throwing out the banana skin that has just finished, a beautiful parabolic is fell to the front of Xu Zhaotai.

Xu Zhaotai did not see it. He stepped on him, and he slipped out so far. I fell a face, and Xu Zhaotai was directly polite, I wanted to be, I didn't dare to jeel in this place.

The person who saw it could not help but smile, see you. Come down?

It was said that Some people heard someone: "It seems to be thrown from the spiritual hall! Will not throw it out in the coffin!"

Xu Zhaotai is a spirit. He is really a little fear. He is not a saying that he is now, is it a fascination of the world? It seems that you can cheat anything else!

Guo Haiyang made a lot of mood, then said: "Take a look! Cheap old man promotion is? My God! This kind of only acting, if you have trouble, you can't expect it. ! "

But the butler is that it means a deep saying: "Wang Ye will not know? It's just good to use, it's also used! And some concealing, hidden ..."

Guo Haiyang looked at the housekeeper. The housekeeper grinned, no longer talking, as if he didn't say such a word, and the back is the most important thing, he is abruptly, it seems that the strength of the Han Zhong Wang hidden, naturally can't say clear.

Guo Haiyang understood, he said: "Old fox! One is two old foxes who are deep!"

Qi Ji is still coming, he is also smart, don't look at the death, maybe, which day, the Hanzhong king has retrieved another private child from the folks, of course, it is not so easy to let the court certified, Guo Haiyang is illegitimate His name is registered in the guest room, Zong Zheng can be investigated!

This is also a savvy, the father of the Hanzhong Wang Zhou, is smart, don't look at the word Wang Decorate, the pulse of the Hanzhong is not a hidden power, especially the grandfather of Hanzhong Wang. The secret arrangement of the majestic emperor of the majestic ...

Qi Ji came to the spirit, he first opened the packaging and said: "Mr., students know that you love to eat green bean cake, it brings green bean cake to you! Hey ... The students are very sad and sad, and I know more green bean cake. Mr.! "

Yan Ji said, he put the green bean cake, and the upstream bottom is less and less.

"Sir, the students also want to listen to your teachings, but how do you gone? Do you know? I still want to teach you and the guidance!"

Yes! If you don't come, he will not come, he is also very honest.

When Qi Ji took a look, he was shocked and said, "What is going on? Less a green bean cake! Where is it? Is it getting down? It's impossible! I am clearly All right."

To this end, Qi Ji had to look at the land around, he is to find a piece of mung bean cake, but he can't see it.

Yan Ji looked up and was surprised! Because there is another green bean cake, you are gone! No piece, no one found, no one, no one! OMG! Is it a dead?

It's really dead! And who eats this dead is not who is Guo Haiyang! Guo Haiyang is lying in the coffin, he is holding green bean cake in his hand and has a half.

Guo Haiyang said: "Not bad! It's really good! It's quite delicious! Ji Ji bother my filial piety, I really really eat!"

Qi Ji is scared that Mao is erected, because he found another piece! Three pieces of a whole, just under his eyelids! And there is no mouse, and there will be no cats, and it is a jealousy of the cat.

Ji Ji again, still less than three, because this kind of low pad to high is the most easily found that things are much less.

Yan Ji was shocked, he couldn't stay again! Qi Ji is, but he still has a fear. After all, there are so many eyes and look at it. If he is fear, his face can be lost.

Qi Ji is quickly left, he is afraid! Really be afraid! Just don't dare to go, I don't know how many times will be out.

And this scene made Xu Zhaotai saw it, he was silent. At the same time, he also looked like Yan Ji to see the Hanzhong king, but he did not see Hanzhong Wang.

Just then, some people call: "Fast! Quick gifts! Many points!" These people are to pay a gift.

Do not pay? Take a look! At the door, there is a big man, and their hands are holding a big knife. If there is no brand, there is no gift, I want to go out? This is impossible! They will bright the big knife in the hands, then very politely: "You can't go out for the time being!