Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi
Episode 170: Secret Weapons for Dwarves
"Bukkaya Row! What the hell do you think you're doing here? Don't come again!!
He yells at me and leaves an amazing store behind.
That's the fifth case.
After the Adventurer Guild, I'd like to come to the section where the blacksmith workshop gathers to have a barbecue stove built, but I can say no to all the workshops that enter.
At first he said, "What kind of weapon is that? 'Cause they're gonna ask me," No, I'm not a weapon. I'm gonna write this on paper and explain, "but we can all cut a butch in the middle of the explanation.
I think I'd imagine a Dwarf if I forged it, but you're right, my father in the five previous blacksmiths was also a Dwarf.
I don't feel like a stubborn father as I look, but you don't have to yell at me like that.
Is Dwarf a lot of short-tempered people?
I heard from Mr. Ugor that most of the blacksmiths in this city specialize in weapons, and I heard there are a lot of stubborn people, but not as much.
It's not like you can't make anything but weapons, so you can make it for me.
Nevertheless, I wonder what we should do.
..................... Ah, booze.
The father of a blacksmith is just a dwarf.
Speaking of dwarves, it's booze, right?
If I show you the liquor I bought from an online supermarket......
Kufufufufu, you look good, you look good. This is...
If that happens, I need to buy a drink soon.
I walked into an invisible alley and opened an internet supermarket.
What kind of booze would you like?
After all, would you like something with some alcohol?
Then...... I figured whiskey would be easy.
Speaking of whiskey, I guess this is it.
I don't drink a lot of whiskey, but when I hear whiskey, this comes to mind best.
A square bottle of whiskey from a Japanese manufacturer.
I bought a bottle containing 700 milliliters of it.
It's an online supermarket (other world) liquor, but I don't think it's going to change that dramatically.
Why don't we just appraise it?
[Whiskey]
Drinks from different worlds. Highly alcoholic. Decrease health by approximately 2% for 5 minutes.
Whoa, it's not an improvement, it's a decline.
Incorporating online supermarkets (different worlds) is not necessarily an improvement.
About 2% less for five minutes.
Because this is booze?
Do you mean drunk and bad-status?
I don't know, it's good to know something new.
It doesn't seem like whiskey is going to change dramatically.
All right, I'll take this and go to the next blacksmith.
"Sorry."
"Hmm, a customer? What?"
When I walked into the store, it was Dwarf's father, who seemed stubborn with a short, disappointed mustache.
All right, that's what I thought.
I think I should do this.
"Um, I'd like to order..."
"Whoa, what kind of weapon?
I knew the order would presuppose a weapon.
"Er, it's not the weapons I want to order... could you just listen to me anyway?
Dwarf father wrinkling between his eyebrows as soon as he said it wasn't a weapon.
"It's not a weapon, is it?
"Yep. Apart from whether I make it or not, I'd appreciate it if you could just listen to me."
"Well, I'm free now, so I'll just listen to you. I'll make it. I won't make it until I hear the story."
"Yes, that's cool"
I explained it while painting a barbecue stove on parchment I bought in advance at the grocery store.
"About this size, we put charcoal in the drawer here. So, on the side, I want you to make a hole in the eye of the net. By doing so, the charcoal in this drawer will burn well. And I'm going to have the top part of this net removable, and I'm going to cook the meat here."
Sometimes about the Fells, but I asked them to do something bigger in the future, wondering if I could use this and do something about the stalls.
"... Huh, go home. I'm glad it's a warm dwarf. Ome, if the other parents were opponents, they'd be busted."
I just didn't get bugged...
"I've already been yelled back a few times"
"What, did you go anywhere else before you came to me? Then you know. There's no such thing as a workshop around here for your orders."
Um, the workshop around here is overwhelming with weapons, after all.
But, you know, I've been turned down many times and I knew that.
I've got a secret weapon for the Dwarves this time.
Do you still want to say no?
"It's a different story, do parents like alcohol?
"You'll see. I'm a dwarf. You don't hate alcohol."
You look like your parents are asking you what's natural.
You mean needless to say Dwarf likes alcohol?
"Actually, I, I had these things..."
I took a bottle and a glass of whiskey out of the item box and showed it to my parents.
"This is a very rare drink, but I was wondering if the alcohol was strong enough to suit the preferences of all Dwarves."
My parents swallowed a bottle of whiskey in my hand.
"Try a glass first"
Open the lid of the bottle of whiskey and pour it into the toctok and cup.
The aroma of alcohol containing sweetness rises slightly.
I offered my parents a glass of amber liquid.
Parents took the cup in their hands so that it could be sucked, and swallowed it gokuly after smelling the aroma of amber liquid.
"Kah-uh-uh-uh-uh! What is this booze? I've never had a drink like this before!!
Kukukukuku, the secret weapon for the Dwarves seems to have worked perfectly.
"This liquor, right, is rarely available because it's finely made in parts of a small group of countries. I had some of this booze, didn't I? If you can take my order, I think I can give you about five bottles of this booze, apart from the price."
How about this?
Looks like they liked the whiskey a lot when I went from the earlier response.
My parents seem to think a little of my words.
"... ten. Aside from the price, I'll give you ten more bottles of this liquor."
All right, you got it.
Nice whiskey effect.
"Okay. I'll give you ten bottles. Thanks for accepting this."
When I gave him the bottle of whiskey I had just opened, my parents happily poured it into the cup.
"Huh, Ume. There was such a delicious drink."
Those words leaked out of my parent's mouth while drinking whiskey.
I said it's appropriate that it's a finely crafted liquor from a small group of countries, but it's a different world liquor.
I don't really drink whiskey, so I'm not familiar with it, but this liquor is pretty long selling whiskey, too, so I guess that means you've been loved that long.
"How long will it take to get it done?
"Right, three days. Come back in three days."
"How much is it worth?
"You're such a big guy, about 350 gold coins, including the cost of ingredients."
That won't be a problem.
I'll be back in three days. Thank you.
"Oh, and don't forget Ome."
Don't forget the price, don't you forget the booze?
That's a liquor-loving dwarf.
I laughed bitterly and told him, "Okay," and left the store behind.
When they left the store, Fell and the others were sleeping outside the store.
Sue's been sleeping in the leather bag I've been hanging on her shoulder since the beginning.
"Hey, let's go home."
I sent reading stories to sleeping Fell and Dora.
"No... are you done?
"Huh, it's finally over"
'Please wait. I don't have any business today, and I'm going back to the inn. "
"I'm hungry, and when I get back to the inn, it's dinner."
I thought it was that time already, and the sun was leaning a lot.
Seems like a lot of time went by while I was explaining it.
Well, what am I going to do today?
Think of the meat left in the item box.
Oak Generals is losing a lot, isn't it?
And then there's Bloody Horn Bull and Wyburn meat, and dungeon oak meat.
And then there was about half the Giant Talepo that Fell came to get, and then the meat from Cocatrice and Rockbird stayed there.
Then I wanted to make it in the big oven on the magic stove.
This oven will go all the way in.
Yeah, let's do that.