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"Um...Master Sanzang, are you sure you are a monk? You TMD look like the evil forces of the Great Eastern Tang Dynasty, OK!" Qin Yi roared.

At this moment, a figure was holding a parachute and was about to land above the school.

Qin Yi glanced intently, his pupils tightened, "I'll wipe, Yasuo, the wind swordsman!"

The person in the air looks like a R country samurai, holding a samurai sword, suave, and is the hero Yasuo from the LOL world.

After Yasuo saw Qin Yi, he opened his mouth and said "Hasagi"!

"Da da da……"

But in the next second, Tang Sanzang swept a round of bullets at Yasuo in the air, and Yasuo fell into a box before Yasuo had time.

Qin Yi looked at Tang Sanzang holding an AK with a demented look. Tang Sanzang patted his chest, picked up Yasuo's knife, replaced the pan, and muttered in his mouth, "Amitabha, I was scared... …"

Qin Yi is now completely sure that the old bald donkey beside him is not a serious monk!

But having said that, even though it is the map of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, the players are all big players from all realms, and each has magical powers, so if you put it together, the materials have no practical meaning.

The time when the airdrop box appears is uncertain, so all players have surprisingly the same idea, that is, before the empty box appears, everyone except teammates is eliminated!

Suddenly, gunshots rang in Qin Yi's ear, and then dazzling bullets hit his body, but the bullets were all shot!

Today's Qin Yi is the same body as the gods and demons, and ordinary magic weapons can't hurt Qin Yi at all, let alone bullets.

Qin Yi turned around and saw that Peppa Pig was holding his Thomson submachine gun and firing wildly at him.

Qin Yi couldn't laugh or cry, the characters in the sand sculpture cartoon world had the courage to participate in the "Ten Thousand Worlds Airdrop" event, which would obviously only become cannon fodder between the big brothers.

"Amitabha ~ Golden Cicada Fire Cloud Seal!"

Suddenly, a golden light flashed on Tang Sanzang's body, and with a push of his palm, a wall of fire quickly hit Peppa Pig.

Immediately afterwards, a smell of meat filled the air...

Qin Yi frowned. This Tang Sanzang really knew how to spell, but in the next second, Qin Yi was so startled that his eyes almost came out.

I saw Tang Sanzang picking up the pan on the ground, boiling the oil, and taking out the green onion, ginger, garlic aniseed and dark soy sauce from the robes, and then using Yasuo's knife to cut the roasted pork into slices...

In the end, Master Tang, who has been busy for a long time, made a deliciously delicious dish. The seemingly simple but complicated process of tonkatsu is not only a delicious food on the tip of the tongue, but also a silhouette of human food culture.

"Fuck, what about the compassion of the monk? How can you kill!" Qin Yi's facial muscles cramped.

"The meat and wine have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha stayed in his heart. Besides, this kind of sand sculpture character in the low-child animation poisoned a generation of children, and the poor monks are also killing the people. Amitabha...In other words, General Qin, the poor monks have brought a pair Chopsticks, come on, it should be cold later."

"You a monk is not disgusting, let me tell you, my Qin Yi is dead, I jumped from the school upstairs, and did not eat your food!"

After the roar, Qin Yi felt nauseous and dizzy, but it seemed that because of the low blood sugar, he needed an injection of meat protein.

So Qin Yi had no choice but to sit down and take the chopsticks from Tang Sanzang, and ate the buns.

Tang Sanzang, "General Qin, how does it taste?"

Qin Yi: "It's so fragrant!"

If you don't talk about it, you won't be black. The famous Chinese philosopher Professor Wang's research on human nature is really very thorough.

But at the same time, P city has been reduced to ruins, and a coquettish woman in cool clothes and a monster with a monkey face are walking together, behind them are countless bones...

Daji: "I heard that Tang Sanzang also participated in this event."

Gibbon monkey: "His~ interesting, by the way we can take revenge!"

Chapter 138 Fight against Daji and the Ape!

Suddenly, the sky began to rain, and Tang Sanzang hurriedly pinched his cigarette butt, and started to tidy up the pots and pans.

Qin Yi smiled, "Master Sanzang, isn't it just a drizzle? Why panic?"

Tang Sanzang said nervously: "General Qin, you smell the smell, it's obviously acid rain. Acid rain contains sulfur dioxide and nitric oxide, which is corrosive to the poor monk's meat..."

"Fuck, you still learn this in Dharma class?"

"Chemistry is not required, it is optional."

"Damn, don't you memorize the periodic table and valence of the elements in the elective course?"

"Amitabha, the poor monk does not understand the periodic table of the elements. The poor monk only recites the girl's menstrual table."

"Period chart???"

Qin Yi's three views exploded again, and he even began to suspect that the bald monk in front of him had not withstood the difficulties of his daughter's country in 1981!

After packing up his things, Qin Yi also picked up a piece of military equipment, drove the off-road vehicle, and rushed to the direction of the circle of fate with Tang Sanzang.

The introduction of the event clearly stated that the Fate Circle will be the only place for the airdrop box.

At this time, all the bigwigs of Ten Thousand Realms must be rushing to the circle of fate.

Along the way, Qin Yi was only responsible for driving, and Tang Sanzang turned into a ruthless society. A grenade blew Shu Ke off the plane, and the tactical pressure gun blasted Beta’s tank...

While passing through the nuclear power plant, Master Sanzang also showed a handful of 98K. Eight hundred miles away, he killed the boiling sheep ambush in the building with one shot.

To be honest, there may be a lot of bigwigs participating in this event, but Qin Yi has a good life, and most of the things he encountered were the five scums.

Soon Qin Yi drove to the bridge. As long as he passed the bridge, he would not be far from the circle of fate.

But suddenly, a bullet hit the tire of the off-road vehicle, and the car drifted and hit the guardrail of the bridge. Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang immediately jumped from the car and fell to the ground and rolled a few times.

"Boom~"

In the next second, the car exploded, and the raging flames almost burned Tang Sanzang's precious robes.

Qin Yi stood up and took a look. Two guns were aimed at him. It turned out that someone was blocking the bridge.

Among the two people blocking the bridge, one of them, Qin Yi, still knew him, it was actually the magic fairy Xiaolan in the magic castle!

The other is a little pig wearing a red leather case, known as "Pig Man".

Moxian Xiaolan threw away the AK in her hand, sacrificed the Moxian Rod, and said indifferently: "Qin Yi, because you know you and our Moxian Queen, as long as you take the initiative to withdraw from this event, I won't hurt you anymore. !"

Pigman sacrificed his sword to open the sky and carried it on it, with an arrogant appearance, and said: "The empty box is my Pigman!"

Qin Yi sneered. He really didn't understand what these cannon fodder were for...

"Qin Yi, since you have no plans to quit, you can die!"

Seeing that Qin Yi's face was full of ridicule, Moxian Xiaolan started to wave the magic fairy wand, singing and dancing, "Balala energy~Sarosara~Magic Auntie Towel!"

"Pig Zhu opens the great sword, cut it!"

Seeing an aunt's towel that had been added by magic and a sword qi rushing towards him, the corner of Qin Yi's mouth rose, intending to punch the two scumbags in front of him.

But before Qin Yi had time to throw a fist, Tang Sanzang suddenly rushed out and stood in front of him!

"Master Sanzang, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanzang did not answer Qin Yi, but raised the Xingtian armor summoner!

"Fuck!"

Qin Yi realized that when he jumped off the car just now, the Xingtian armored summoner should have fallen out of his pocket. It was obviously picked up by the old bald donkey.

Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, put out a few handsome poss in succession, and shouted, "Xingtian armor, fit!"

"Worri!"

Qin Yi was shocked, the imperial brother from Dongtu Datang actually completed the integration with Xingtian armor!

With such a famous scene, Qin Yi quickly took out his mobile phone and took a precious video.

"Fire Punishment Heavenly Sword!"

Tang Sanzang easily summoned the weapon, and then smashed the magic auntie's towel with one move, then used the palm of the universe to collect the magic palm and knocked out the magic fairy Xiaolan and Pigman...

After that, Tang Sanzang lifted his armor, finished work, folded his hands together, and finally muttered, "Amitabha, good and good..."

Qin Yi snatched the Xingtian summoning device and glared at Tang Sanzang, "Can't you see, you still use modern technology?"

Tang Sanzang smiled shyly, "General Qin praised him absurdly. The poor monk loves to watch armored warriors in his spare time. It's a pity that the next few parts are not finished..."

"Um...you know a lot."

The off-road vehicle exploded, and Qin Yi simply showed off, driving somersault cloud, and leading Tang Sanzang to the circle of fate.

The two passed five levels and cut the six generals. Qin Yi watched Master Sanzang's sorrow operation unresolved, and finally his surprised eyes became numb...

After a while, the two came to the hillside of S City. On the other side of the hillside is the shrinking circle of fate-Port N

And looking around, the scorched earth is thousands of miles away, the ocean is full of shipwrecks, and the smoke is billowing... This shows how fierce the battle between the people of the world is!

Not all the contestants are the five scumbags, but Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang did not meet.

Suddenly, above the sky, an airdrop box landed on a container in the port on a parachute.

After the airdrop box landed, thick red smoke began to emerge, reminding everyone that you can come to snatch me!

Qin Yi turned the steering wheel of somersault cloud, hung up the fifth gear and flew directly to the airdrop box, but at the same time, a coquettish woman and a monster with a monkey face also appeared beside the airdrop box!

Qin Yi was surprised that at the foot of that monkey, he stepped on Galen with a swollen nose...

There was dead silence around, no one else.

Obviously, there are only two waves of strength left in the audience.

The monkey gritted his teeth and sacrificed a divine weapon very similar to the golden cudgel, pointed at Tang Sanzang, and said coldly: "Tang Monk, don't come here without any harm... You are not a hopeless golden cicada? Grab the airdrop!"

"Amitabha, Buddha said, form is emptiness, and emptiness is airdrop."

Qin Yi felt speechless, the Buddha never said this!

The coquettish woman smiled charmingly, "Through-armed monkey, you and Tang Sanzang's grievances can be counted whatever you want, this handsome guy, leave it to me!"

Qin Yi saw that the glamorous women always winked at him, and couldn't help asking: "Dare to ask the lady from the nightclub or the footwashing city?"

The coquettish woman covered her mouth and chuckled, "Sister, my name is Daji. As long as you give up snatching the airdrop, sister will accept you as a dog licker, OK?"

"I wiped it, it turned out to be the vixen by King Zhou~" Qin Yi frowned, thinking that this woman should have an appetite for Hou Yi.

Then Qin Yi whispered to Tang Sanzang: "Master Sanzang, who is this monkey?"

"Tong-arm monkey, one of the four monkeys under the seat of Maitreya Buddha.

After escaping from the Buddhist realm, he jumped out of the three realms, not among the five elements.

The artifact in his hand is Bohai Optimus Prime, and Wukong is not his opponent either...

Therefore, the four of us master and apprentice suffered a lot on the way to learn the scriptures.

But in the end he was defeated by Wukong’s protagonist halo... General Qin, if you look at him like a bear, you are obviously holding back the bad and wanting to beat the poor monk~ the good is the good..."

Qin Yi tilted his mouth, "It seems that there is a grievance between you, then I will deal with Daji, you can deal with the gibbons."

"No, I still have to deal with Daji."

"You~ are you greedy for her body?"

"No, the poor monk is just a little bit sly, and he still pays attention to the principle in front of the big right and wrong... So the poor monk is not greedy for his body, but he is afraid of embarrassing Buddhism by beating the gibbons."

Qin Yi: "Although you are wretched, but very real

I Qin Yi respect you!"

Tang Sanzang: "Thank you General Qin

I'm an underground rapper like you

It is also 100% respect!"

Qin Yi: "Peaceandlove, life is endless, and rap is endless!"

Tang Sanzang: "Good is good, skrskr."

Chapter 139 Seventeen Relics of Master Sanzang!

The Gibbon Monkey saw Tang Sanzang completely ignoring himself, and chatting with Qin Yi was full of anger, his mouth opened, and his jagged fangs were revealed, "Monk Tang, the four of your masters and apprentices were in the bushes of Kings Canyon. I, today I will do a good job with you to calculate this...puff!"