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"Um...Anyway, if you accompany me to the daughter country, we can eat and drink? As long as you say a word, the king can buy Tensun for you! Without further ado, put on long trousers and don’t catch cold. Let's go!"

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "Sorry General Qin, the poor monk is really troubled and can't help you."

Qin Yi frowned and said angrily: "Hey, you, an old bald donkey with six clean roots, can you have any troubles, you can tell me, I'll solve it for you!"

Tang Sanzang was downcast, and said helplessly, "General Qin, tell you the truth, my king...I'm addicted."

"..." Qin Yi's face turned gloomy, and his tone was cold, "Just what's the matter, are you as for?!!!"

"As for."

"Ahem, you~ you haven't registered another number?"

"The three numbers are all obsessed."

Qin Yi was speechless and rolled his eyes out of the sky.

After thinking for a while, Qin Yi said, "Well, let me lend you my kingship number, and let me go to my daughter's country with me."

Qin Yi just finished speaking, wearing a purple and gold robes, his handsome face was clean and refreshing, Tang Sanzang, with a patina on his head, appeared in front of Qin Yi with a rose in his mouth.

"General Qin, it is our duty to help others in Buddhism. What is your title, please send me privately first."

Qin Yi nodded and extended a thumb to Tang Sanzang, "You are awesome, you are a ruthless person."

Then Qin Yi stepped on the somersault cloud and left the Buddhist world with Tang Seng.

After entering the country of my daughter on the car's GPS, everything went down in the sky and landed in a rich and beautiful country.

Qin Yi parked Jintouyun in the cheapest parking space, removed the car key, and walked into the gate of the daughter country with Tang Seng.

"I'm going, it's worthy of a daughter country, tusk tusk!"

Along the way, Qin Yi was in full bloom, on both sides of the street, all women, and their appearance was above 80!

"General Qin, don't look at any evil, please respect yourself."

"Why don't you take care of yourself first, don't think I didn't see you just use your mobile phone to ** the bottom of a girl's skirt... Fuck you beast, it's a video mode!"

Tang Sanzang put away the phone and smiled faintly, "General Qin, don't tell me if you see it through."

Because it has been three hundred years since Tang Seng came to the daughter country last time.The women on the street have changed generations a long time ago, so no one has seen a man before, so they rushed forward to watch Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang.

Qin Yi couldn't laugh or cry. There were more women in front of him than all the women Qin Yi had seen in his life, and even the women he had seen in the small movie.

"Sure enough, it's squandering flowers that are gradually becoming charming..." As Qin Yi sighed, Master Tang Sanzang had already begun to take pictures with the women on the street.

Because he was not familiar with the roads of the daughter country, Qin Yi finally took a taxi at the crossroads.

Soon, the car stopped at the gate of the palace.

Tang Sanzang got out of the car and looked at the plaque on the gate of the imperial palace. He couldn't help but think of the past three hundred years ago.

Then Qin Yi rang the doorbell of the security door, and a guard received the two.

After Tang Sanzang revealed his identity, the guards hurriedly returned to the palace to report, and before that moment, a group of palace ladies came to greet the two.

Walking into the magnificent palace, I saw a glamorous woman with a phoenix crown and hazel sitting on the throne.

Qin Yi couldn't help but squinted his eyes. The beauty of the king of the daughter country is indeed going against the sky. The daughter country is indeed the most difficult level of the Journey to the West, worthy of the name!

Tang Sanzang stepped forward and presented roses, "Your Majesty, it's been a long time since I saw you, how are you?"

The corners of Qin Yi's mouth raised, thinking that Tang Seng had all gone, this wooden spirit orb would be within reach.

But who knows that the queen walked down, slapped off the rose in Tang Monk's hand, and sneered, "Hehe, scumbag, dare to come to my daughter's country, and someone will drag it down and bring it into the prison!"

Qin Yi looked dumbfounded, and quickly stepped forward to stop him, "Your Majesty the Queen, why are you?!"

The Queen's eyes shifted to the handsome and handsome, Yushu Linfeng Qin Yi's body, the beautiful eyes suddenly radiated brilliance!

Chapter 162 The Queen has moved her true feelings, how can Qin Yi deal with herself!

"You are..." The King of the Kingdom of Daughters stretched out a slender hand and took Qin Yi's arm.

Qin Yi smiled slightly, "I am Qin Yi, the number one god in the heavens. We came to your Majesty for..."

Before Qin Yi finished speaking, he was interrupted by the queen, "Come on, drag Tang Seng to the jail first. I want to chat with General Qin alone."

As he said, the queen waved her sleeves, and suddenly two strong wooden vines broke out of the ground under the hall, binding Tang Sanzang.

Then several guards dragged Tang Sanzang out of the hall.

Tang Sanzang's face was pale, and he shouted, "Wukong~ahhhh...General Qin, help me!"

Qin Yi looked dumbfounded, and it was obvious that the queen had just used the ability of the Wood Spirit Orb.

From this point of view, Mu Lingzhu was really strong, and even Jin Chanzi had never been trapped.

After Tang Sanzang was taken off, the queen told all the palace ladies and guards to retreat, leaving only her and Qin Yi in the palace.

Qin Yi looked at the queen's face from close range, feeling a little distressed.

The queen smiled and said: "I don't know what is going on when General Qin came to my daughter country?"

Qin Yi hesitated, "Well, I'll talk about it later. I want to ask your Majesty, where did Master Sanzang provoke you? Haven't you two been married before? ?"

When the queen heard the words, her smiley face was covered with frost, "General Qin, you read the 86th Journey to the West too much...

Three hundred years ago, Tang Seng passed by my daughter's country, saying that he was greedy for my body, and he was willing to give up Xitian for me to take a chance.

But in fact, he was just to get close to me and distribute flyers in our country!"

Qin Yi had a splitting headache, "I wipe, what the hell, send out flyers?"

"Yes, the four of them, their masters and apprentices, secretly opened a gym in the suburbs. Taking advantage of the heat of the quarrel with me, they were unscrupulous. Everyone said to learn about swimming and fitness..."

Qin Yi's mouth twitched, but after hearing what the queen said, he really believed that Master Sanzang had done such a thing.

The queen snorted coldly again: "Hehe, you say that this kind of man who sees money open his eyes for profit is a scumbag!"

Qin Yi thought for a long time, and explained: "Well...maybe Master Sanzang is just to pool the money to buy the skin of a supreme treasure for the big brother. This shows that their master and disciple are deeply attached!"

The queen smiled again, "Anyway, I don't care about him... General Qin, I see you as a talent, or... how about being my consort?"

"It's poisonous!" Qin Yi was shocked, but said with a wry smile: "Don't make trouble with your Majesty the Queen, I am focused on official careers and careless about children."

"It's okay, everyone is an adult!"

"Sorry, I'm gay."

The queen put her lips to Qin Yi's ear, and whispered softly: "General Qin, I just checked Baidu Encyclopedia. In your relationship column, Fairy Chang'e and Fairy Zixia are your girlfriends."

"I rely on Baidu Encyclopedia of God!"

Qin Yi pushed the queen away and said solemnly, "Your Majesty, Qin came to you this time because he has a business discussion."

The queen smiled and said, "Then General Qin sit down and talk."

Qin Yi sat on the sofa and said, "I heard that the wooden spirit orb is in the hands of the queen."

A gleam of light flashed under the queen's eyes, and she nodded and said, "That's right."

Qin Yi was straightforward, "Your Majesty, this wood spirit orb is a treasure of our heavens. If you return to the original owner, our heavens will issue you a flowing red flag plus a generous bonus."

The queen smiled, "General Qin is really joking, do you think my daughter country is like a slum that lacks money? Red flags are still flowing? Why don't you create an advanced class? Make me play!"

Dense beads of sweat appeared on Qin Yi's forehead. Although this queen is good-looking, her brain is really good. Newton said that such a woman is unscientific!

The queen saw Qin Yi's face in embarrassment, her beautiful eyes flowed, "How about this...General Qin, as long as you are my son-in-law and promise to give birth to a child with me, I will give you the Wooden Lingzhu and give you a daughter. And mansion!"

"Nani, begging for a child?!"

Feeling insulted, Qin Yi slapped the table and said angrily: "Your Majesty, I am going to talk with you because I respect you, and try not to make an unpleasant mess, but you humiliate me like this, uncle can bear my aunt can't bear it! "

With that, Qin Yi's hand flashed, and the golden cudgel appeared!

The queen's eyes became gloomy, "General Qin, I treat you sincerely and want to marry you. If you are a DINK family, we can discuss the children's matters after marriage, so I will give you one last chance..."

"I'm not Dink, I just don't want to have a baby with you!" Qin Yi retorted.

"What a god general in the heavens, he is unruly and rebellious, I like it... so today I will catch you alive, raw rice and cook mature rice!"

Qin Yi picked up the golden hoop and smashed it towards the queen.

With a wave of the queen's palm, the wooden spirit orb appeared, emitting a blue light, and directly flew Qin Yi top, rolling continuously in the air, and finally landed on the huge square.

"It seems that the Jade Emperor is right, this wood spirit orb is indeed extraordinary!" Qin Yi clenched his fist and planned to take it seriously.

At this time, the queen flew out of the palace and landed on the eaves, looking down at Qin Yi.

"General Qin, even if you are a god, it is impossible to resist the power of the wood spirit orb!"

After the words were closed, the queen pushed out a palm, and the wooden spirit orb slammed directly into the ground, and the ground fell apart and began to vibrate.

Immediately afterwards, some huge plants broke out of the soil!

Pea shooter, ice shooter, nut wall, cherry, big spray mushroom, corn cannon, ground thorn king... and there is a small cart!

Qin Yi was stunned again, his lips trembled, "Damn, Plants vs. Zombies?!!!"

Qin Yi never dreamed that the power of the Wood Lingzhu actually summoned these things?

Although weird, it is logically self-consistent. After all, these things are all wooden...

Seeing that the pea shooters fired huge pea cannonballs at him, Qin Yi was too lazy to waste time, squatted down, and accumulated ice-blue light in his hands.

"Turtle, Pie, Qi, Gong!"

Newly learned moves for actual combat!

A wave of light blasted out, and all the mutant plants on a line were turned into ashes!

This is the crushing of combat power...

The queen fell from the eaves of the palace with a trace of blood flowing from the corner of her mouth, adding a trace of sadness to her beautiful cheeks.

And the wooden spirit pearl was snatched away by Qin Yi.

Qin Yi sighed and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, hurting you is really unintentional. I will not tell the Jade Emperor what you did against the heavens, so you can continue to be the king of your daughter country."

After speaking, Qin Yi planned to leave.

"General Qin!"

Qin Yi stopped, but did not look back.

The queen's weak voice sounded, "General Qin, although we have met for the first time, you don't have any feeling for me? Even if it's greedy for my body?"

Forcing Wang Qin Yi to say no, "No."

"Haha~" The queen laughed mockingly, "General Qin, I saw you for the first time, it was really love at first sight."

"I'm catching the flight, there is nothing else, I will leave first." Qin Yi glanced down at the Rolex on his wrist, shook the bangs before his forehead, and took the steps of successful people again.

"Wooden Lingzhu can stay on the face forever and live forever."

The queen's voice was as flat as water, but Qin Yi's heart trembled.

"So have you ever thought that I'm just a mortal. If you take away the wood spirit orbs, these three hundred years of time will make me old and die in an instant?"

Chapter 163 Sister is willing to wait for you to stop menstrual!

After listening to the queen, Qin Yi's expression became complicated.

Immediately Qin Yi turned his head and looked at the queen. There was no fear of death on that beautiful face.

It can be seen that she is willing to leave life and death to Qin Yi's choice.

After thinking about it for a long time, Qin Yi took out his mobile phone and made a voice call to Taibai Jinxing.

"Brother Taibai, I ask you, the king of the daughter kingdom will die if he leaves the wood spirit orb?"

Taibai Venus was silent for a moment, and said: "Paper can't contain fire, then I will tell the truth... Actually, three hundred years have passed, and the wood spirit orb has been integrated with the Queen of Xiliang. If the two are separated, the queen will talk about it. A mortal fetus naturally cannot withstand the three hundred spring and autumn time retrospectives and will lose his life."

Qin Yi bit his lip and asked, "What if I go to the Yin Cao Jifu to find King Yama and remove the queen's name from the book of life and death?"