Wanjie chat group

Jade Emperor: General Qin, are you there?(funny)

Qin Yi: If nothing happens, I will be there before death.(Fake laugh)

Jade Emperor: General Qin, Li Shizhen's skin~ (dog head)

Qin Yi rolled his eyes, most annoying the man who was so slow and didn't get into the subject for a long time.

"Ding~"

Jade Emperor: General Qin, if you are free, come to Lingshan Daleiyin Temple.

Qin Yi: This is not enough. If you have something to say, don't ask him if it is.What are you doing to Da Lei Yin Temple?

Jade Emperor: The specific line is unclear. In short, I and Tathagata are waiting for you at Da Lei Yin Temple.

Qin Yi was taken aback for a moment, "Yohou~The Buddha actually came back?"

After that, Qin Yi connected the signal of the Buddha Realm. After the Wan Realm mobile phone was updated, the Internet speed was leveraged. In a flash, Qin Yi reached the Great Leiyin Temple in the Buddha Realm.

Qin Yi: "Brother Tathagata, long time no see, giao!"

Tathagata Buddha: "General Qin, don't come without problems, skr!"

Qin Yi walked forward with a smile and greeted Tathagata Buddha.

After Qin Yi sat down, Tathagata Buddha said with a smile: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, give General Qin a cup of kabu..."

"I'm not drinking coffee on an empty stomach."

"Then give General Qin an old eight hamburger to cushion his stomach."

With a black thread, Qin Yi said angrily: "I am not hungry!"

The Jade Emperor on the side also laughed, "Brother Tathagata, let's talk about business."

Tathagata Buddha nodded, and then said with a serious face: "General Qin, in three days, it is the best time for Jin Chanzi to reincarnate."

"Golden Chanzi? Reincarnation?" Qin Yi was a little bit arrogant and couldn't help asking: "Master Sanzang has gone through nine and ninety-one hardships, has he already become a Buddha, and has lived well in my Tianqin Empire. Reincarnation?"

Tathagata smiled and said: "General Qin, the six reincarnations are all definite numbers. Whenever the golden cicada gives birth to the [Boneless Relics], when the time comes, they will fall into reincarnation again, reincarnated as Tang Sanzang, and go through nine-nine-nine-eighty-one. Difficult, came to Da Leiyin Temple and became a Buddha."

Qin Yi curled his lips, "Isn't this a perpetual motion machine? What's the point?"

The Jade Emperor smirked at Qin Yi, "Hahaha, General Qin, although you are a college student, this has touched your blind spot of knowledge!"

Qin Yi sneered, "Hehe, I can give you a chance to pretend to be a cultural person!"

The Jade Emperor went on to explain: "General Qin, Jin Chanzi is the lifeblood of Buddhism, and his reincarnation is the foundation for maintaining Buddhism's aura..."

The Jade Emperor talked a long story, Qin Yi nodded, to put it bluntly, the golden cicada kept reincarnating. The meaning to the Buddha world is similar to the meaning of the "dragon vein totem" guarding Yu Gong's back and the meaning to the ancient continent.

Tathagata Buddha looked at Qin Yi with a smile, "General Qin, so I came to you this time just to ask you for a favor. Now, are you not the leader of the demon world group? Then you can talk to the group members and let They open one eye and close one eye to make it easier for Jin Chanzi to reincarnate."

Qin Yi understood, and smiled knowingly, "Hum~ this is the case, it's not the same online, you have to communicate offline!"

The Jade Emperor frowned, "General Qin, our three brothers haven't been together offline for a long time, so I asked you to come and have a meal together!"

Qin Yi laughed, "That's right, then I invite you two to go to the Tongfu Inn of my Tianqin Empire to have a meal and get up!"

Without engraving, a white light suddenly appeared at the gate of the Tianqin Empire's imperial city. A Rolls Royce sprang out of the white light and drove into the city gate.

In the car, Qin Yi held the steering wheel, and the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha were sitting in the front passenger and rear seats respectively, with smiles on their faces, and together with the dynamic car music, they were transformed into a "Jin Carey shaking head trio"...

Chapter 414 Clean and Hygienic, War Wolf Tang Sanzang!

Jin Kairui shook his head and the three brothers gathered at the Tongfu Inn. They chatted very speculatively. After a good meal, Jade Emperor and Tathagata were full of praise for the Tongfu Inn.

Qin Yi smiled while picking his teeth: "Two brothers, how about my five-star hotel in Tianqin Empire?"

Tathagata: "Amitabha, General Qin deserves to be specializing in the catering industry. It is really clean and hygienic here!"

Jade Emperor: "General Qin, this dish and wine are both excellent, but I always feel that there are some shortcomings..."

Qin Yi was stunned, "What's missing?"

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and smiled: "General Qin, you don't have a hot girl with a flower hand, and there is no DJ and MC!"

Qin Yi had a black line and said angrily: "That's a nightclub, not a star hotel!"

After the dinner, because Qin Yi had also drunk, so he could only find a driver to send the Jade Emperor and Tathagata back.

Then Qin Yi went to Tang Sanzang's residence.

Pushing the door open, Qin Yi saw that Tang Sanzang was practicing Buddhism.

Qin Yi smiled. It was the first time he saw Tang Sanzang being so serious, so he smiled and said, "Master Sanzang, it's been a long time since I saw you, how are you doing?"

Tang Sanzang pinched the cigarette, stood up and said to Qin Yi, "General Qin, if you are well, it will be sunny, good and good."

Qin Yi patted Tang Sanzang on the shoulder, and then conveyed the instructions and explanations of the Tathagata Buddha to Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang nodded calmly, with a smile on his face, and said: "The six reincarnations are all destiny. If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, General Qin, walk up."

Although the time for Jin Chanzi's reincarnation was only three days later, Tang Sanzang was already able to report to King Yama in the underworld in advance.

So Qin Yi accompanied Tang Sanzang to the Yincao Difu. King Yama saw the two great figures at the same time. He was so excited that he summoned all the staff of the Difu to welcome him on Huangquan Road...

After Qin Yi explained his intentions, King Yama nodded, patted his chest and promised: "General Qin, don't worry, I have been fortunate to have handled the reincarnation of Master Jin Chanzi more than ten times over the past ten thousand years. There has never been a problem. !"

Qin Yi smiled, "Brother Yan Wang, I can rest assured and reliable when you do things."

Qin Yi chatted with Black and White Wuchang again, and was about to leave.

"General Qin, wait a minute."

Tang Sanzang stopped Qin Yi, and Qin Yi turned his head, "Master Sanzang, what else is there?"

Tang Sanzang walked to Qin Yi's side, took out a mobile phone from his pants and handed it to Qin Yi.

"General Qin, after being reincarnated, the poor monk should concentrate on studying the scriptures in the west and return to the Buddhist world as soon as possible. Therefore, the poor monk is worried about the lack of self-control on the way of studying the scriptures. Kindness~"

Qin Yi was very pleased and moved by Tang Sanzang’s words, so Qin Yi took Tang Sanzang’s cell phone and said with a smile: "Master Sanzang, I will keep it for you, and wait for you to return to the Buddhist world soon...Of course, I will too. Say hello to all the members in the demon world group, the nine-nine-nine-nine-eighty-one difficulty at that time is to go through the process and don't stress."

Tang Sanzang also smiled slightly, "Amitabha, the poor monk thanked General Qin first, huh ~ huh ~"

"Get out!" Qin Yi had a chill.

After that, Qin Yi turned on the phone and looked at it, and was shocked, because there were more women in Tang Sanzang's list of friends than himself, including Pan Jinlian!

Qin Yi glanced at the news, and couldn't help sighing, "Master Sanzang, how can you be a dog-licking cicada for a magnificent generation of golden cicadas?!"

Tang Sanzang smiled and shook his head, his eyes bursting with wise light, and he said: "Brother, remember, when you lick a woman, you are called a dog, but when you lick a group of women, you are called a wolf."

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, and he smiled stiffly: "Hehe, when people say good morning to you, you think you are a wolf of war?"

Master Sanzang shook his head, "No, no..."

"My large size is already Wolf Warrior 3."

"puff……"

Qin Yi spit out salt soda, "Shen Te Mo Wolf Warrior 3!!!"

Too lazy to talk to Tang Sanzang any more, Qin Yi confessed a few words to the Yama King, then turned and walked outside the Yama Temple.

On the way back to the mansion, Qin Yi also passed the prison of the underworld. Thousands of ghosts were working through labor reform. Qin Yi even saw Long Aotian.

A generation of Oudi, now reduced to a criminal in the underworld, enjoys life imprisonment, his eyes are dull, and he keeps talking about "Olige"...

Qin Yi couldn't help sighing, "Tsk tsk, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life!"

Qin Yi walked out of the Palace of the King of Hades. In order to save energy and reduce emissions, he scanned the code and rode a shared bicycle and rode leisurely on Huangquan Road.

Qin Yi's sight was attracted by the gleaming stones on the side of Huangquan Road.

That is the "three-life stone" that can detect past life memories.

Qin Yi pursed his lips, but the Alliance of Killing God was not eliminated, the enemy was at present, so he was distracted.

But Qin Yi made up his mind long ago, and when everything is stable, he will check the memories of previous lives and try to make up for the regret of Zixia sister paper...

After leaving the underworld, Qin Yi returned home directly.

Open the demon world group, the upper right corner of the chat window immediately displayed the special effect of the entry of the "Evil Demon King".

All the members bubbling to welcome the host of the group "Evil Demon King", which made Qin Yi feel very cordial.

[Group Management] Bull Demon King: @, boss, what brought you here?(funny)

Demon King: @All members, everyone is quiet, I announce one thing.Three days later, it will be the nineteenth reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. At that time, he will incarnate as Tang Sanzang and go to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures again, passing through everyone's territory, and everyone will accompany each other for convenience.The button 1 that understands, the button eyeball that does not understand.

Bone Essence: 1

Black Bear Monster: 1

Golden Horn King: 1

...

Most of the group members were very cooperative, and Qin Yi was very pleased.

"Ding~"

Spider Spirit: @, Boss, the body of Tang Sanzang is the instinct of our monsters. What can we do if we can't help sending a few?(Cover his face and laugh)

Dirty Demon King: Don't want to be beaten by my golden hoop, don't be greedy!

Spider Spirit: Boss, if you don't talk secretly, I want to be beaten by your golden cudgel!(Shy three companies)

Qin Yi rolled his eyes wildly, and the female elves in the demon world group were not greedy for Tang Sanzang, but clearly greedy him for Qin Yi's body.

In the afternoon, Qin Yi took the Yu Gong couple back to the Ordinary Realm, and Qin Li returned to his post and worked in Qin Yi’s grandmother’s farmer’s shop.

Everything returned to normal, but Qin Yi knew very well that the undercurrent was surging under the calm and the waves, and the Killing of the Gods League appointed a bad stomach...

After leisure, Qin Yi entered the world of "Shanhe Sheji Tu".

Now, under the training of Pikachu, Jenny Turtle has mastered the Wing Chun method.

Qin Yi touched the head of Jenny Turtle and used the "art of evolution."

Chapter 415 Jenny Turtle Evolution Turtle Fairy, the conspiracy of Troll Warlords!

The head of Jenny Turtle has been covered with a thick layer of pulp by the big rock snake, so Qin Yi put his hand on top of Jenny Turtle's head and found that it feels good!

Qin Yi then slowly injected the power of evolution into Jenny Turtle's body, and the whole tortoise emitted a dazzling white light...

The light faded, and a blue turtle with a simple head and a head appeared in front of Qin Yi.

"Ding~"

"Jenny Turtle has evolved successfully-Han Bagui." A prompt tone came from the phone.

"amount……"

What a silly Bagui, do you perform for the Lord to climb???"

Qin Yi was shocked, looking at the foolish Bagui with a foolish head and a foolish expression on his face. This is not evolution, but degeneration!

"It seems that I haven't practiced the art of evolution for a long time, and I've been rusty... I will do it again, Master!"

Qin Yi put his palm on top of Hanbagui's head, and once again urged the "power of evolution" in his body.

This time the light radiated more intensely, and Qin Yi was obviously going all out, with fine sweat bursting out of his forehead.

After a long time, as the light faded, a rickety figure gradually became clear.

After the light completely dissipated, a bald old man appeared in front of Qin Yi.

The bald old man is wearing trendy beach pants, sunglasses, and a turtle shell on his back...

"Ding~"

"Han Bagui evolved successfully-Guixianren"

Qin Yi's facial features suddenly distorted, his painting style collapsed, and the corners of his mouth convulsed, and he blurted out: "God stepping on horses and turtles, my mentality of stepping on horses has collapsed!"