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In short, this is the Nth time Qin Yi has forgotten to pick up Qin Yimeng from school.

Qin Yi knelt down and held Qin Yimeng's face with the hand that just let go of Nightingale's foot.

"Sister Meng, my brother was wrong this time, you give me another chance, okay?"

Qin Yimeng's feelings for Qin Yi are absolutely as good as old iron, so he nodded, "Brother, don't worry, you abuse me thousands of times, I treat my brother like first love!"

"Sister Meng, you are really interesting, no problem, kiss one!"

Qin Yi kissed Qin Yimeng's cheek, making Qin Yimeng laugh, and Nightingale couldn't help rolling her eyes as she watched.

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Ten years later, the slim Qin Yimeng accepted an interview with Bei Miao, who had taken off a black rhinoceros armor, on the cross street.

Bei Miao: "Miss Qin, I heard that you had a rough journey. How did you grow up in a difficult environment?

Qin Yimeng: "I was fucked by my brother."

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Soon Li Xinyan brought the food to the table, and Nightingale was too lazy to care about Qin Yi any more, so she ordered again.

"Qin Yi, this is the last chance for you. You must pick Qin Yimeng from school on time in the future!"

Qin Yi solemnly said: "Next time!"

Nightingale was in a daze, and when Qin Yi said the words "must be next time", there was always a strange feeling.

After eating, the family gathered in front of the TV to watch TV, but Qin Yi held his mobile phone and chatted with the Heroes of Water Marvel.

US team: @, Qin, the master Ye you invited is really tough, and he threatened to play ten one after he first joined the reunion league!

Qin Yi: Normally, in terms of physical skills, I am not necessarily Ye Master's opponent.

Hulk: Master Ye is awesome, Wing Chun is awesome!(Hold fists)

Star Jue: @, Mr. Qin, I just joined the QQ Audition yesterday. There is still a lack of a basketball dance consultant. Are you interested in being a coach?

Qin Yi: I have quit the dance scene for many years.

Scarlet Witch: Qin, when will you come to play? People miss you!(shy)

Widow sister: +1

Iron Man: +1

...

There are many super heroines who say "+1" after the Scarlet Witch, but Qin Yi always feels that something weird has been mixed in.

However, Qin Yishui grouped for a long time, and found that Thor's shadow had never been seen.

Qin Yi: @, Lao Tie, why have you been diving and making a bubble recently!

Spider-Man: Mr. Qin, it's useless for your brother Sol to a hundred times. He hasn't been online for some time. It is said that he is still fighting for family assets with his brothers and sisters in Asgard...

"Oh~ my brothers clearly settled the accounts, it is indeed troublesome to divide the family property..."

Qin Yi immediately smiled. Fortunately, he has no brothers, only one sister, let alone the separation of family property, even Qin Yimeng is Qin Yi's private property!

"Mengmeng~ I am proud that you are a cute girl!" Qin Yi embraced Qin Yimeng in his arms, showing a sly smile.

Qin Yimeng couldn't hear the deep meaning, so Jiao Didi said, "Thank you brother, love you!"

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However, at this time, the Asgard God Realm Immortal Palace in the Marvel Universe is in fierce war, among the clansmen, fighting each other, and the sky is dim...

Thor's father, the goddess carrying handle "Odin", also fell on the palace, while Thor's sister, Hela, the god of death, was sitting on the throne, condescendingly looking at the gray hair. Odin.

Hela was dressed in a black leather jacket, her sexy figure was in full view, she carried Thor's hammer in her hand, her long hair blocked half of her face, and she looked fascinating and terrifying.

Chapter 479 Spiritual Guy Chat Group!

Odin's mouth was slanted, his facial muscles twitched, and he roared: "Unfilial daughter, rebellious, spicy strips are poisonous!!!"

A sneer appeared at the corner of Hela's mouth, "Odin, you are old after all, and a pack of poisonous Weilong spicy strips will dispose of you. This shows that the Protoss should change the owner."

Odin rushed into the crown, but his body was corroded by toxins and he couldn't move at all. He could only shout loudly: "Hela, you are despicable and shameless, you are planning to usurp the throne. I curse your aunt every day!"

Poseidon smiled contemptuously, "Damn old man, is there anyone who cursed his daughter like this?"

Odin looked sad and indignant, and continued to roar: "I am not the father in your eyes, you will not let go of your two younger brothers!"

Hela, the god of death, is the eldest heir of Odin, the first in charge of the king of Odin.

There is one thing to say, in terms of combat effectiveness, in this land of the Asgard God Realm, Hela, the god of death, has the strongest power, and can even beat Thanos!

But because Odin was about to hand over the position of the "king of god" to Thor, the god of death Hela started a civil war and usurped the throne with insidious schemes...

Hela secretly shook her head, revealing a sly smile, but with a deep anger in her tone, "Damn old man, she keeps saying that he will not favor sons, but behind his back he forced me to be a helper. You are going to hand over all the property to Suo. Why didn't you think about how I felt when I was with Rocky?"

Odin said in a deep voice: "Stop acting, Hela, your little thought, I don't know yet, you have been thinking about cooperating with [Tianjin Group], then how could I give you the property and the throne!"

Hela frowned and asked, "Hehe, why can't we cooperate with the Celestial Team? That will make us Asgardians stronger!"

Odin was angrily and cursed, "Ah, you don't know the virtues of the Celestial Group? You are dazzled by desire, you deserve your irregular menstruation!"

Hela's eyes became sharp, stepping off the throne, and slamming Thor's hammer on Odin's chest.

"Flax Butterfly!!!" Odin screamed.

Then Hela squatted down, grabbed Odin’s neck, and threatened: “Old man, I’ll give you one day to think about it and hand over Pandora’s Box, otherwise don’t blame me for not talking about the relationship between brothers and sisters, I will kill Sol first. And Loki!"

...

In the prison under the main hall, Thor and Loki, the brothers with blue noses and swollen faces, were trapped in the same cell.

Rocky leaned against the corner, shivering, "Brother, what should I do now?"

Thor, the god of thunder at this time, had a disheveled head and a gray face, like Xu Jinjiang.

Thor sighed and said solemnly: "Loki, we must escape and ask the Avengers for help, otherwise the entire Asgard and even the earth will be destroyed in Hela's hands!"

"Brother, the guards outside are heavily guarded, how can we escape?"

Thor showed a wise smile, and said in a low voice: "Brother Qin recommended me to watch a movie called "Xiao Shengke's Redemption"..."

A catastrophe in the Marvel universe is approaching, but the Avengers have no guard, and Qin Yi is even less aware.

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As long as the water group, time flies quickly, when Qin Yi returned to Shen'er, it was already ten thirty in the night.

Qin Yi looked at Li Xinyan, because it was summer, Li Xinyan only wore a t-shirt and short hot pants, elegant and sexy.

So Qin Yi patted Li Xinyan on the shoulder, and Li Xinyan turned to look at Qin Yi who was smiling at him.

"what happened?"

Qin Yi didn't say a word, just blinked.

Li Xinyan was startled first, then suddenly blushed, just because Qin Yi's eyes could drive!

There are countless people in the world who have obtained a driver's license, but there is only one old driver who can drive with his eyes!

How can I ask the heavens and worlds, who can drive with eyes?!

The veteran driver Qin Yi's skill was already at its peak, and with her fiery eyes, Li Xinyan couldn't face Qin Yi's hot gaze and soon fell, so she nodded shyly.

Qin Yi stood up, picked up Li Xinyan, and returned to the bedroom.

Qin Yimeng was a little confused, threw herself into Nightingale's arms, and asked, "Sister, brother and sister-in-law are going to bed so early today?"

Nightingale thought for a while, and smiled inside, "Because everyone is an adult."

"But I am a minor."

"So you don't inquire about this...it's getting late, I'll take you to bed, and you have to go to school tomorrow."

The night was sultry, the moon was black and the wind was high. Li Xinyan had just fallen asleep, with some fine sweat on her forehead and temples, and a satisfied smile on her beautiful pretty face.

Qin Yi, who entered the sage mode, hugged Li Xinyan in his arms and smiled silly, thinking that he feels like a wife, so good!

Because tomorrow will go to Honghuang for "eight classes on the day", Qin Yi also plans to take a rest early.

But just turned off the phone, and the phone screen turned on again.

Qin Yi took a look at the phone and was surprised, "I wiped it and updated it again. During this time, the system was updated very frequently."

Qin Yi was a little sleepy at first, but he was aroused by the update of the phone.

After about a quarter of an hour, the phone update is complete.

"Ding~"

"Welcome Qin Yi to join the group"

Group nickname: Mental guy chat group

Group Owner: Crayon Shin-Chan

Group announcement: I am drunk and drunk alone, and the spirit guys are in pairs!

Song of the Group: "Thunder"

Group members: Wang Tsai, Big Ear Tutu, Big Head Son, Mario, Minions, Electric Shock Boy...

"Fuck, chat group of spirit boys!!!"

Qin Yi felt a pain in his brain. From the song of the group, he could tell that there was no normal person in the group.

"Ding~"

[Group Owner] Crayon Shin-chan: @, welcome newcomers to the group, MCs, give the old iron some noodles!

Big-headed son: Shocking thunder, the sky has collapsed and the earth has collapsed.

Big Ear Tutu: Zidian, said that the Nine Heavens Profound Sword of Xuanzhen Flame has changed!

Dengeki kid: Dark clouds, my canyon line is roaring and misty!

Minions: Passionate and hate it since ancient times, saying that the drop is really good!

Mario: giao!

...

[Administrator] King Ji Ji: @, the welcome ceremony is over, a total of 668 consumption, click the link below to make a quick payment.

Qin Yi: Mom sells batches!

[Group Owner] Crayon Shin-Chan: Don’t get me wrong, newcomers, it’s a joke, we are not a MLM organization that cheats money, we are an idol group in the new era, a spiritual guy!

Wangzai: @, sell [Wangzai Qiu Pants] at a low price, now you will get peasy shoes!(Newcomers enjoy a 20% discount)

Qin Yi:...

Qin Yi was speechless. He couldn't stay in this kind of chat group that ruined three views, but when he was about to quit the group chat, a pop-up window appeared on the screen.

Qin Yi drew a glance, and it turned out to be the Jade Emperor brother.

Jade Emperor: General Qin, the great sage has come to the heaven, and he named Dao to see you.

"Brother Monkey? Damn, it's possible that the old bald donkey has a problem again!" Qin Yi gave a wry smile, feeling that things were not good.

Chapter 480 Murder Caused by a Set of Pancake Fruits!

Although it was late at night and the daughter-in-law in his arms was sleeping soundly, since it was the great sage looking for himself, it must be an important matter, so Qin Yi quickly got up from the bed, put on his clothes and went to the heaven.

Qin Yi came to the Lingxiao Palace and found that all the immortals were there, and everyone was discussing something around Monkey King.

When the Jade Emperor saw Qin Yi, he immediately smiled, "Great Sage, the General Qin you are looking for is here, hahaha!"

Monkey King turned his head to look, his eyes flickered, and he bounced to Qin Yi's side, "Hey~ Brother Qin, you can count it!"