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"Haha, Sister Faker, you are really arrogant, don't think that you are a female stream, I dare not move you, it seems that you want to appreciate the power of my Axe Gang!" Chen Ge's face became dark and low. Murderous aura was also mixed in the voice.

Sister Faker raised her mouth, smiled evilly, and said: "The spirit girl has a big ambition. Don't make any arrogance. Don't tell me the experience. When I was a child, I was naughty than you. If you want to be a big brother, you must first Learn to be a kid! Faker~"

Qin Yi felt goose bumps all over his body as soon as the "Classic Social Ruthless Quotations" came out. This is the power of the elder sister of the Faq gang!

"call out!"

The electric light flint directly, the wine bottle in Sister Faker's hand came out of her hand, like a hidden weapon in the Tang Sect, with a tricky angle, tracing a straight ray in the air, without the need for an eight-fold mirror, and accurately hit Brother Chen on the head.

With a sound of "pop", the wine bottle burst and the syrup burst, and Chen's forehead was dripping with blood.

"Fuck, ahhhh!!!"

Brother Chen let out a sorrowful cry, and Qin Yi couldn't help looking at Sister Faker with admiration.

"Chen~ Brother Chen, are you okay, do you want to go to the hospital?"

"Get Nima's head, get all of them and beat her!"

Brother Chen yelled, and the axe helped everyone pick up the axe and rushed towards Sister Faker.

Sister Fake just wanted to call on the brothers to prepare for battle, but Qin Yi stopped in front of her.

"Mr. Qin, don't mess around, this is not a child's play!" Sister Faker looked serious and worried.

Qin Yi smiled calmly, "It's time to show the real technology!"

After that, Qin Yi blew a loud whistle!

The next moment, groups of people in black suddenly rushed out of the surrounding alleys. Everyone in black was wearing a "funny expression pack" mask!

"It's not good, Brother Chen, it's a funny help!!!"

Someone in the axe gang shouted loudly, and everyone quickly panicked!

The funny gang is the world's number one "ruthless gang". The Wuyang gang members rushed into the road and beat up the axe gang!

Chapter 495 Don't regret being a comic in this life, and be a comic in the next life!

Soon, Chen Ge was also stepped on by A Wei, the deputy head of the Funny Gang.

In less than five minutes, the arrogant axe gang was crushed and all knelt down begging for mercy.

Immediately, Awei looked at Qin Yi and said with a smirk: "Helper, it's done, you will let go after everything is heard!"

Qin Yi moved forward with a strong social atmosphere.

Sister Fake was stunned. She didn't expect that the stinky guy who had just pushed the cup and changed cups with herself just now was the leader of the comic gang!

"Sure enough, people can't look like people, and the sea is not enough, Faker~" Sister Faker said to herself.

Qin Yi walked to Brother Chen. At this time, Brother Chen was stepped on by Awei. Although he was embarrassed, he did not dare to pant.

"Brother Chen, right? It's awesome, right? I dare to covet Professor Wang's restaurant. Believe it or not, I will let the whole village eat at your house!"

When Brother Chen heard this, he was so frightened that his voice trembled: "Big brother, I don’t know Taishan. If I know you are the helper of the funny gang, I won’t offend you if I kill you. Please raise your hand and let me go. horse!"

Although Shao Qin is a ruthless person, he is not an unscrupulous boy, so he said, "Okay~ I'll give you a choice. One, your entire axe gang joins my funny gang as a pony, and two, you shit!"

When Brother Chen heard this, his expression suddenly became excited, "I choose one~the master~ we would like to be a funny pony!"

Qin Yi's eyes were still sharp, and he sternly said, "What about your sincerity?!"

As soon as Brother Chen heard this, he immediately appealed to all members of the Axe Gang to shout together:

"Don't regret being a comic in this life, and be a comic in the next life!"

The high-pitched, loud and inspiring slogan echoed across the entire street with great momentum, which made Qin Yi nodded with satisfaction.

"Okay~ Achen, you will be doing things under Awei's hands in the future. If you dare to make trouble, I will ask you to give it to the warm Ollie at any time!"

When Brother Chen heard the words, he nodded violently, "Yes~Fang Master!"

Then the funny gang took the axe away everyone, and Ah Wei also greeted Qin Yi and left.

Funny Gang has grown again in the Ruthless World, and the reputation of the helper Qin Shao quickly spread!

But as the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous and afraid of being strong...

At this time, Sister Faker walked to Qin Yi, struck Qin Yi with her fist, and laughed: "Spiritual boy, there is something. I didn't expect Mr. Qin, who is elegant, handsome and talkative crazy, to be the helper of the comic gang. !"

Qin Yi said shyly: "Sister Fake has praised her, she has a false name."

Then the two smiled at each other, tacitly, so this incident, the two forged a deep brotherhood.

It was getting late. Originally, Sister Fake asked Qin Yi to go to the nightclub for a wave, but Qin Yi was worried that she would be violated by some terrible tigress when she went to the nightclub. Yu, so Qin Yi resisted the temptation and left Ruthless World with Qin Yimeng.

Back home, Qin Yimeng couldn't wait to rush into Li Xinyan's arms.

"Sister-in-law, sorry!"

Li Xinyan was stunned, and rubbed Qin Yimeng's little head dumbly, "Mengmeng, you didn't do anything wrong, why are you sorry?"

Qin Yimeng buried his face on Li Xinyan's chest and said embarrassedly: "Sister-in-law, your cooking is delicious, I shouldn't be picky eaters..."

Li Xinyan smiled softly and kissed Qin Yimeng on the forehead, "Mengmeng is so good, but you can always tell my sister-in-law what you want to eat in the future. My sister-in-law will make it for you!"

Nightingale, who was sitting on the sofa drinking funny tea, looked at Qin Yi with a wise gleam in her eyes. She had known for a long time that Qin Yi brought a baby, in fact, very well.

All in all, a "really fragrant fried rice" solved Qin Yimeng's problem, and the Qin family was very happy.

In the middle of the night, Qin Yi tried his best to overcome Mrs. Qin's temptation, and decided to coax Qin Yimeng to sleep.

After this incident, Qin Yi figured out that since his parents are not around, he, the older brother, has the responsibility and obligation to accompany Qin Yimeng to grow up happily.

But Qin Yi told Qin Yimeng several stories in a row, and Qin Yimeng still looked at Qin Yi blankly, without any trouble.

Qin Yi smiled, "Silly girl, I have to go to school tomorrow, still not sleeping?"

Qin Yimeng took Qin Yi's arm, leaned his small head on Qin Yi's chest, and whispered, "Brother, did I disappoint you today? You don't care about me..."

"Haha, how come, you are my sister, not only do I rare you, but I also thank my parents for their spear and mischief, so that I have a cute girl like you!"

Qin Yi's words moved Qin Yimeng very much. The child's emotions could not be hidden, and Qin Yimeng smiled blindly and raised his little hand.

"Brother, I want to hook you!"

"Okay."

"You want to keep me rare!"

Qin Yi smiled and nodded, and grabbed Qin Yimeng.

Soon, Qin Yimeng closed his eyes and entered his dream, with a happy smile on his fleshy little face.

Looking at Qin Yimeng who was sleeping in his arms, Qin Yi's mood was flying, even if the heavens and the world destroy his three views, he must resist to the end, after all, he can't fall, because his family is behind him!

"After all, one person carried everything..."

Qin Yi has a sad expression on his face, which is suitable for the BGM of "A Plum Blossom".

However, when Qin Yi had just fallen asleep, a cell phone ringing shook him.

"Who is special, it's harassing Lao Tzu in the middle of the night again!"

Qin Yi was worried that Qin Yimeng would be noisy, so he crept to the balcony.

Seeing that the electric display was "Jade Emperor", Qin Yi rolled his eyes and connected the phone emotionally.

"Axiba~ awful old man, it's midnight, what are you doing?!"

"General Qin~Don't be fierce, Lun's family~"

Qin Yi was full of black lines, gritted his teeth, and groaned: "Are you crazy about being cute? If you have something to say, don't force me to crawl along the line and hit you!"

After that, the Jade Emperor returned to the subject and said a bunch of technical terms. Qin Yi didn't understand it very well, but he could clearly understand the two words "lijie".

"Um, I'd better go to Heavenly Court, I don't understand what you said on the phone." Qin Yi said with a wry smile.

The Jade Emperor: "Such a good kidney, I will wait for you in the Lingxiao Hall!"

In desperation, General Qin had no choice but to put on his clothes and ascended to the sky with one click, and came to the Palace of the High Heavens.

"Oh, the big guys are here!"

Qin Yi was surprised that the Jade Emperor summoned all the members of the Celestial Fairy Group in the middle of the night!

"General Qin, good evening~" The immortals said in unison.

Qin Yi: "Why? I don't sleep in the middle of the night. I don't know if I stay up late to cultivate immortals and die suddenly!"

Nezha: "General Qin, we are already immortals, we don't need to repair."

Qin Yi smiled and said, "If I take your fairy bones and knock you off the mortal world, will you have to stay up all night to cultivate immortality again, Ang!"

Nezha was so frightened that he backed away a few steps quickly, and would never dare to challenge General Qin again.

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and smiled, "Don't freeze General Qin, I will make a long story short, and I will let you go back to sleep soon!"

"Let's talk, I'll listen with great respect." Qin Yi snorted coldly.

The Jade Emperor suddenly became serious, and Zheng'er said: "General Qin, I may have to trouble you to act as Jade Emperor for a while."

Chapter 496 Jade Emperor: If I were a DJ, would you love me?

Qin Yi frowned, "Uh~Agent Jade Emperor? Here again!"

At the end of last year, Qin Yi had been acting as the Jade Emperor for a while, and it was very dark.

Because I was pitted by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother because of a "dedication".

The Jade Emperor frowned and said with a smile: "General Qin, our relationship is so strong, don't you have the heart to refuse my request?"

Qin Yi sneered and sarcastically: "Brother Jade Emperor, you let me act as the Jade Emperor last time, but you made me miserable. You won't make any wrong ideas this time!"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and looked at Qin Yi with a faint look, "Hum~ Look at what you said, I'm giving you a bad idea, isn't it a normal operation!"

"..." Qin Yi's facial muscles were stiff, and he clenched his fists in a cold voice, "Bad old man, if you are speechless and hopeless, don't force me to burn your butt with a cigarette!"

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you, General Qin, I really have something important."

Seeing that Qin Yi had almost beaten someone, the Jade Emperor narrowed his smile, put on a stern look, and said with a serious face: "General Qin, the six reincarnations, where the destiny is. Since I became immortal, I have now experienced disasters. More than 1,700 times, and tomorrow noon will be the point of reincarnation for me to experience another calamity, so at that time I will have to go down again..."

After that, the Jade Emperor gave Qin Yi a popular science word "li jie", which made Qin Yi upright.

Mortals cultivate immortals, and Lingqi hides themselves, and finally fly to the heavens by crossing the catastrophe.

And the gods’ Lingqi three flowers gather at the top and the five qi dynasty, do not need to cross the calamity, but need to experience the calamity!

The two fairies like Zixia and Qingxia went to the world to Lijie, and the endless entanglement with Qin Yi in the previous life is also a kind of Lijie, which is the "love robbery."

In short, the calamity of the immortal calendar is originally the order of the six reincarnations. The more the calamity, the greater the destiny of the immortal, the higher and the stronger the destiny.

And every five hundred years, the Jade Emperor would go down to the earth to calamity once.

It is also a coincidence that the Jade Emperor can team up with the reincarnated Tang Sanzang in this calamity...

In layman's terms, in the heavens, whoever has experienced many calamities is awesome!(Except General Qin, this is not within the six rules)

After Qin Yi understood, he nodded, and then said sarcastically: "So that's it...then you, a bad old man who has gone through more than 1,700 calamities and is so crazy, no one is there~ Tsk!"

The Jade Emperor responded with a smile: "General Qin, you have misunderstood me, I will only show you something!"

Qin Yi couldn't help it anymore, and lifted his leg off the Tang Sect hidden weapon flip flop!

"General Qin, calm down, for the sake of our parting for the time being tomorrow, don't be rough!"

The Jade Emperor acknowledged his counsel, and Qin Yi put down the flip-flops, after all, he was reluctant to start.(funny)

Qin Yi: "Can we avoid the disaster?"

Jade Emperor: "Will you raise me without going through the catastrophe?"

Qin Yi pondered for a long time, then raised his head, "Then you should go through the robbery."

The Jade Emperor looked wronged, "General Qin, you hate it!"