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Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at Qin Yi, his eyes full of spring and a bright smile, "Wolf donor, what the Buddha said is right, thanks to your help that the poor monk can go to this day."

"Master Sanzang is too heavy, no matter how hard you can do it." Qin Yi smiled awkwardly, but Tang Sanzang's journey caused him a lot of trouble.

Next, is the beginning of the ceremony of sealing the Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha showed a kind smile and said:

"Xun Wukong, this seat appoints you as the strongest jungler to defeat the Buddha."

Monkey King, Monkey King, undoubtedly, once again returned to the position of "fighting and defeating the Buddha". He wore a robes over his chain mail, which looked a little more cool.

Subsequently, Zhu Bajie was sealed off as an altar messenger, Sha Wujing was sealed as an Arhat with a golden body, and Bailongma was sealed by eight heavenly dragons.

The apprentices are all following steps, without any dispute.

Finally, it was Tang Sanzang's turn to seal the Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha looked at Tang Sanzang and smiled, "Hahaha~Tang Sanzang, you are an SVIP user in our Buddhist world. You can customize the title of the Buddhist family, so what kind of title do you want?"

Qin Yi smiled disdainfully, hugging his arms, and muttered:

"Hehe, it really is a VIP of Buddha crossing, not being forced!"

Tang Sanzang pondered for a long time, and then blurted out, Buddha, the poor monk's name Tang Sanzang, as for the title, the poor monk remembered a domineering name."

Tathagata Buddha looked puzzled, "Oh? What is domineering side leakage?"

Tang Sanzang said honestly: "For example, the title is...Tang Family Third Young Master!"

After Qin Yi heard this, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"Shen Te, the third young master of the Tang family, you are a Buddha, not a Douluo, believe it or not I killed you with the Seagod Trident!"

The Seagod Trident appeared in Qin Yi's hand. If it weren't for Monkey King and other apprentices to stop him, Tang Sanzang would be at stake.

Upon seeing this, the Tathagata Buddha simply smiled and said, "Ahem, Tang Sanzang, or follow the old rules, this seat will appoint you as Jiantan Gongde Buddha!"

Before he could finish his words, Tathagata Buddha waved his big hand, and a golden light flew out of his hand, covering the bodies of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.

After becoming a Buddha on the spot and reshaping the golden body, a few people have a red dot around their eyebrows.

From then on, a few masters and apprentices, extraordinary, and boundless magical power!

Tang Sanzang became a Buddha and Jin Chanzi returned to his position. After the Buddha's light on his body dissipated, he restored all the memories of the past life, and his eyes became sharp and bright.

"Amitabha ~ General Qin, I Tang Sanzang is back again!"

Tang Sanzang showed a smile, then shook hands with Qin Yi excitedly.

Qin Yi also laughed, and said with emotion: "It's like Master Sanzang when you come back!"

"General Qin, on the way to learn from the scriptures, it has caused you trouble again. The poor monk is really sorry. I will definitely invite you to dinner when I have time!"

"Hahaha, Master Sanzang is really interested, but I feel that choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun, so please ask me to make a string tonight."

"Oh, I don't seem to be free today... General Qin, definitely next time!"

Qin Yi had a black thread, and Tang Sanzang actually stole his lines.

In short, the slightly absurd ceremony of sealing the Buddha ended, and the sutra-learning group was completed. Tang Sanzang was holding a lot of sutras, and he couldn't put it down. Qin Yi was also pleased.

Moreover, according to the Tathagata Buddha, Tang Sanzang carried the "boneless relic" to complete the reincarnation this time, so the mana is immeasurable, I am afraid it has surpassed the fight to defeat the Buddha Sun Wukong!

At this time, Tang Sanzang walked to Qin Yi's side, putting his hands together.

"By the way, General Qin, the poor monk just remembered that before the poor monk entered the Six Paths of Reincarnation, he left his cell phone with you..."

Hearing what Tang Sanzang said, Qin Yi quickly reacted, "Yes, since you have now become a Buddha, then I will pay you back!"

Qin Yi extracted Tang Sanzang's Nokia from the Wanjie mobile phone and handed it back to the other party.

Tang Sanzang took the phone back and looked at it, and his expression was immediately moved, "General Qin, you actually helped me stick a toughened film, it cost a lot of money!"

Qin Yi smiled, "It doesn't have much money, can't it be trivial, it sounds too crazy, mean it!"

"No, no, no, the dripping water will be reported by the spring. What's more, the poor monk's way of learning the scriptures is also thanks to the support of General Qin... Well, if General Qin is useful in the future, even if he comes to the place of our masters and apprentices, we can speak. I must give up my life to help!"

Tang Sanzang thanked Qin Yi from the bottom of his heart for his help, and his words revealed sincerity and sincerity.

Qin Yi nodded and smiled: "Okay, when there is a need to start a group after that, I will call you!"

Tang Sanzang: "A word is silly!"

The two shook hands, and the pure Buddhist friendship deepened another level.

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In the evening, Li Xinyan just woke up, feeling weak and weak. After checking the time, she couldn't help but smile when she learned that she had slept for a day.

Li Xinyan blushed again at the thought of the madness and absurdity of last night.

After getting out of bed, Li Xinyan felt her legs trembling, and she couldn't help but spit out Qin Yi.

After a while, Nightingale returned home with Qin Yimeng who was jumping around, carrying big bags.

"Sister, why did you buy so many things?" Li Xinyan asked while helping Nightingale move things.

Nightingale let out a foul breath, and smiled helplessly: "It's not as good as grandma, buying all kinds of snacks, toys, clothes for Mengmeng..."

"Hey, no, you look like this, wouldn't it be... just woke up?!"

Nightingale suddenly discovered that Li Xinyan's hair was messy and she was wearing pajamas.

Li Xinyan can only nod in embarrassment.

Nightingale grabbed Li Xinyan's neck, leaned to her ears, and whispered: "Yanyan, how tired you were last night, you actually got up after sleeping for a whole day. The kid Qin Yi wore a doll yesterday. **Head!"

"Sister, you hate it!"

The two women looked at each other and smiled, one said, the other was orange!

And Qin Yimeng's face was full of cuteness, and before she could get in the car, the car had already driven away...

Then Li Xinyan and Nightingale walked into the kitchen together. After cooking, Li Xinyan took off her apron and quickly called Qin Yi.

"Hey~husband, the meal is ready, it's time to go home to eat~"

"Then what~ you can eat, I was out with a few old irons today, no problem!"

Li Xinyan was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, then you come back early and drink less."

At the barbecue stall, after Qin Yi hung up, he continued to skewer skewers while chatting with the four Tang Sanzang masters and apprentices. The surrounding customers and waiters looked at Qin Yi and the others as if they had eaten the fruit.

Chapter 521 Seek Mrs. Qin After Drinking!

Almost everyone has read Journey to the West, so in everyone's eyes, the four masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang should be actors in a certain crew.

But what does the white dragon horse tied to the electric pole on the side of the road say?

While drinking, Tang Sanzang laughed and talked about the wind, "The meat and wine have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart is left... General Qin, the poor monk wants another plate of roasted pork kidneys!"

Zhu Bajie: "Master, go to fun, go to trouble, don't make fun of my waist~"

Because it was an open-air barbecue stall, it was in the middle of summer. In the fiery atmosphere, all four of Qin Yihao, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice took off their shirts and shirtless.

In this scene, people around have more question marks on their heads!

Don’t say anything else, let’s say Tang Sanzang. He looks like a slap-silk monk on weekdays, but when he takes off his shirt, his biceps are gathered up, and his eight pack abs lined up neatly, people can’t help but think of Mr. Saitama!

Qin Yi also felt a little astonished, so he smiled and said, "Master Sanzang, I can't see it. Normally, I'm the only one. You take off your clothes and punch your muscles~"

Tang Sanzang smiled shyly, "It's not because of the number of girls in the gym. This is the motivation for fitness!"

Qin Yi's eyes lit up when he heard that there were so many girls, "Yohoo~ Then you will work out, remember to call me!"

"Noproblem!"

There is a saying that all the members of the Buddhist chat group are very good in foreign languages, and the dialect is round.

After cooking and chatting for a long time, the topics on the dinner table gradually became serious.

Qin Yi held his chin, pondered for a long time, and murmured: "Master Sanzang, you said it's been so long, you've all gone through the sutra reincarnation cycle, and now the Jade Emperor is also in the tragedy, but the slaying of the gods is not there. If you shoot, what kind of fame is there anymore?"

Tang Sanzang put down the roasted leeks in his hand, thought for a moment, and said, "General Qin, judging from your previous fights with the Demon League, the ancestors of the heavenly demons are extremely sinister. Even if the wind is calm now, you must always be vigilant. There is a risk of being stolen by the enemy... But if you let the poor monk guess the mind of the ancestor of the demon, the poor monk really doesn't have that awareness and prediction."

Monkey King also leaned over and patted Qin Yi on the shoulder, "Brother Qin, but you don't have to worry too much. As long as the fight appears, the two of us will be able to fight the League of Gods in a row!"

How could Qin Yi not be worried, because since the last time he killed the Baize Divine Beast and saved the "Dark Heaven", among the ten thousand realms, the trace of the Killing of the Gods seemed to disappear.

However, the calmer it is now, the more Qin Yi feels that the ancestor of the demon is planning a huge conspiracy. If he is caught off guard, the consequences may be unpredictable!

The more I thought about it, the worse I was, and finally Qin Yi couldn't help putting down the thermos, and drank the wine...

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In the middle of the night, Li Xinyan put on a dress and stood on the balcony, her eyes constantly falling on the entrance of the community.

Waiting for her husband's destination at night seems to be a compulsory course for every wife.

I don't know how long I stood, a dangling figure finally appeared in Li Xinyan's field of vision. It was Qin Yi who stumbled into the community.

On Li Xinyan's originally calm and indifferent cheek, the joy that only a little girl in love could have appeared, she immediately put on her slippers and opened the door.

Without an instant, Qin Yi returned to the door of his house, and after seeing Li Xinyan, he threw himself into Li Xinyan's arms.

"My God~ you~ why are you drunk, how much do you drink?!"

Li Xinyan frowned slightly, Qin Yi in her arms was just like she just got out of a wine barrel, and her hot sniff was also full of strong alcohol. Li Xinyan was allergic to alcohol. After smelling it, she quickly fell into Intoxicated state.

And Qin Yi wasn't really drunk, with his arms still strong, he hugged Li Xinyan directly, and then lay down on the sofa.

"Wife, it's so late, don't you sleep just to wait for me to come back?" Qin Yi approached Li Xinyan's ear and whispered softly in a magnetic voice.

Anyway, there was no one in the living room, and Li Xinyan became bolder, and wrapped her arms around Qin Yi's waist.

"Nonsense, if I were not waiting for you, I would have gone to bed early. What kind of friends did you go to dinner with, come back so late, and drink so much wine!"

Li Xinyan questioned Mrs. Qin while grabbing Qin Yi's ear.

Qin Yixie laughed, "Yanyan, do you know an idiom?"

"It's a friend from nothing, secretly go to Chen Cang~ I suspect that you didn't go to dinner with your friends at all. To be honest, did you go to the nightclub or the footwashing city without telling me!"

Although Li Xinyan pretended to be angry, the two faces were very close, and kissing was a matter of close at hand.

Qin Yi suddenly held Li Xinyan's face with both hands, and the corners of her lips raised, "Yanyan, you guessed it wrong, the idiom I said is called drunk chaos!"

Immediately Qin Yi leaned over, continued drinking, and kissed Li Xinyan's lips.

Li Xinyan realized that it was wrong. This was the living room. She wanted to resist, but Qin Yi's alcohol numb her nerves, so Mrs. Qin simply obeyed Qin Xiu'er.

But it is also a coincidence that Teacher Nightingale has a habit of drinking cold water at night.

After a while, the door of the side bedroom suddenly opened, and Nightingale in her pajamas walked out. As soon as she walked into the living room, she saw Qin Yi and Li Xinyan on the sofa.

"I'm going, you~ your young couple's path is too wild!"

Naturally, Nightingale was taken aback by the famous scene, and the mug he was about to hold in his hand fell directly to the ground.

With a "pop", Li Xinyan was shocked.

"sister???"

"Um~ I didn't see anything, cough cough, I was sleepwalking, I went back to the house!" Nightingale smiled at Li Xinyan, although she said so, she stayed for a while, which made Li Xinyan want to cry. Tears, my face flushed!

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The next morning, everyone was eating breakfast, but one person was missing at the table, it was Mrs. Qin.

Qin Yimeng held the boiled egg that Qin Yi had peeled for her, and asked, "Brother, why didn't my sister-in-law have breakfast today? She has been sleeping for two consecutive days."

"Your sister-in-law was sleeping late yesterday, not today, hahaha~"

In fact, Li Xinyan didn't wake up yet, but after being hit by a good thing by Nightingale last night, she fell into autism and was ashamed of herself, like an ancient girl of the yellow flower, let alone staying at home, not even dare to leave the bedroom.

With a smirk on Qin Yi's face, Nightingale looked in her eyes, and couldn't help taking a sharp look at Qin Yi.

A man like Qin Yi who bullies his wife every day is really annoying, but Mrs. Qin is willing to be bullied by Qin Yi. This is the fun between the couple, who do you want to make sense...

Time flies, a week has passed, Qin Yi is still conscientious, every day either in the Primordial Continent to follow the gods to learn divine art, or to shine in the post of acting as Jade Emperor.