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Often when the live broadcast, the time flies quickly, and without knowing it, Qin Yi broadcasted for three hours. The number of fans in the live broadcast room has been overwhelming. Even several websites on the market were paralyzed because of the hot search about Qin Yi.

The most interesting thing is that there are people on the Internet who took out PDD's "reverse smoking" to PK with Qin Yi's "mother-in-law lighting cigarette" and initiated a whole network vote.

There was no suspense in the result. "Mother-in-law's cigarette lighter" crushed "reverse smoking" and won the title of "the most showy operation on the entire network in 2020"!

And netizens streamlined the dialogue in order to facilitate communication with each other.

Netizen A: Damn it, old watchmen, what happened!

Netizen B: Xiu'er, live broadcast, mother-in-law, light a cigarette, understand?

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But at this time it was getting late, Qin Yi turned his head, turned on the perspective mode with fiery eyes, looked through the bedroom door and wall, and saw that Li Xinyan had already taken a shower.

Mrs. Qin has finished taking a shower. Mr. Qin has the responsibility and obligation to perform the functions of her husband!

So Qin Yi was ready to broadcast it.

"Ahem, brother Meng, today's live broadcast is here first!"

However, as soon as Qin Yi heard that it was about to be broadcast, all the netizens reluctantly tried to read the barrage one by one, and they had to watch Qin Yi's unique skill, that is, the mother-in-law lighting a cigarette.

Qin Yi scratched his head and really didn't understand why his routine operation caused a sensation in the whole network.

In fact, this is also confirmed from the side, Xiu'er's highest state is the highest level of Xiu'er without knowing it.

But seeing the enthusiasm of the netizens, Qin Yi thought for a while and put on sunglasses.

"Brothers and sisters, cute, it's really late. I used to have a title skill every day that I could learn if I had a hand, but it's too late to teach today, so... I'll teach you how to shout wheat!"

MC Qin Yi wearing sunglasses is really rustic, but the soil is extremely natural. The heat in the live broadcast room remains high. Because of Qin Yi's live broadcast, everyone can see the shadow of Grandpa Lu. Some people are happy and some cry. Item.

"Old irons in the live broadcast room, shouting Mai is actually one of the essentials, that is, to use the four words skillfully, me, him, this, that... Then just rhyme on any poem, and then do it. Let’s get angry with me!"

Qin Yi held the microphone and played a special accompaniment for shouting wheat, returning to the earth, but hey hey, the spirit guy shook it up:

Hoe Wo~ I said that noon!

Sweat~This is the soil!

Who knows~ That plate of Chinese food!

Lili~he has worked hard!

Shocking thunder ~ Naibai has collapsed this day...

After the teaching of a local taste called Mai, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was brought to the top, but Qin Yi really should broadcast it.

But the moment Qin Yi waved goodbye and turned off the camera, the netizens in front of the mobile phone or computer screen were still eager!

Euphorbia screamed for wheat, and the reverberation lingered.

The cigarette lighter of the mother-in-law is vivid.

Even the keyboard guys who are the only ones who are the only ones in the real world, who hit hard on the Internet, see Qin Yi's live broadcast clips or GIF memes, they can only secretly utter their tongues, muttering:

This one is really awesome, there is no need to spray, go, change to another one!

But Qin Yi, who became popular overnight, didn't feel at all. After turning off the computer, he stretched his back and headed to the living room.

As everyone knows, the Internet has blown up the sky, and the Xiuer live broadcast platform has just come out, and Qin Yi alone has brought it to a height beyond the reach of global social media.

And netizens have also given Qin Yi a new nickname, which is exactly the word "Xiu Di"!

It is also a coincidence that Qin Yi was originally a generation of Xiu Di, but netizens think that Qin Yi is the overbearing president of Xiu'er live broadcast platform, and he has a bit of "emperor", so he has the title of "Xiu Di" .

In this way, the ID title of [Xiu Di], which can be used in it, and can be useful in real life, can be regarded as an "amphibious amphibious" title.

All in all, Qin Yi spent a night to dominate the 5G network in the name of Emperor Xiu!

When he came to the living room, Qin Yi saw Li Xinyan blowing her hair, so he walked over.

"Yeonyan, let me blow it for you."

"You don't need me anymore, I can do this by myself~"

"What's the matter? You usually blow it for me. Let me blow it for you this time!"

After listening to Li Xinyan, she was stunned, she felt Qin Yi connoted her.

But Qin Yi was really wronged this time. He just wanted to blow his wife's hair, so he took the hair dryer and concentrated on drying Li Xinyan's wet hair.

After blowing her hair, Qin Yi hugged Li Xinyan.

Li Xinyan exclaimed, the slippers fell to the ground, and her small feet that could be held by Yingying were swaying in panic in the air.

"Yi~you~ what are you going to do, I warn you, don't mess around, my mother is at home!"

Because at this time Liu Li was playing with Qin Yimeng in the study.

"You're my wife, it's getting so late again, what else do you think I can do? Of course it is to do what my husband should do!" Qin Yixie smiled, how can his youth be reduced.

Li Xinyan didn't dare to look directly at Qin Yi's eyes, lowered her voice, and said shyly: "You don't know, our house is not soundproof, my mother is at home, if I hear something, how can I see people!"

"What are you afraid of? Mom is here, she must understand the aspirations of our young people."

After speaking, Qin Yi hugged Li Xinyan and walked towards the master bedroom.

"By the way, the sister hasn't come back yet, I remember she didn't bring the key...or else you go to bed first, I'll wait for her in the living room and leave the door for her." Li Xinyan suddenly thought of Teacher Yu Mo.

Qin Yi was also startled, and then smiled: "Don't worry, Yu Mo is already a mature old driver, so she should know that there is a spare key under the carpet at the door."

Qin Yi happily embraced Mrs. Qin and returned to the bedroom.

But as soon as Qin Yi walked to the bedroom door, the door of the study room opened, and mother-in-law Liu Li came out.

"Hey hey, wait a minute, your young couple. Mom will take up a few minutes of your time. I have something to talk to you."

Liu Li smiled kindly, but Qin Yi felt something was wrong.

Then Qin Yi put down the blushing wife in his arms, and the three sat on the sofa in the living room together.

Facing the scrutiny of his mother-in-law, Qin Yi had a clear conscience, so there was no pressure at all.

"Mom, what do you want to do with us, but it's okay." Qin Yi smiled while touching Li Xinyan's long legs.

Li Xinyan helped her forehead and covered her face, embarrassed to face Liu Li, she wanted to cry without tears.

Seeing Qin Yi and her daughter so affectionate, Liu Li also had a gratified expression, her eyes gleaming.

"Xiao Yi~ Mom came to visit you today. Seeing that you are so gluey, Mom is very happy..."

Then Liu Li turned around and asked: "But then again, you have come to live together for so long, why haven't you been pregnant?"

Qin Yi: "This~this..."

Liu Li: "Xiao Yi, is it that you can't do it or my family's Yanyan can't do it?"

Qin Yan and his wife wanted to quit the live broadcast room at this time.

Chapter 585 Yimeng: War song, profession, team, lifting the coffin, dancing, understand?

Qin Yi is a real man, so he was anxious to rectify his name and hurriedly blurted out, "Mom~I can do it~I can do it~I am an old iron, I am fine!"

Li Xinyan also echoed: "Mom~I~ I can do it too!"

Liu Li later learned that Qin Yi and Li Xinyan went to the hospital for a pre-marital check-up just a few days before they got engaged. The fertility of the two is fine.

But Liu Li still frowned, feeling confused, and asked, "Oh... Since you guys are both good, why have you been in the same room for so long and haven't been pregnant?"

Qin Yi and Li Xinyan smiled at each other, both smiling bitterly.

No wonder the mother-in-law came so suddenly today, it seems that this is the purpose of this trip.

Liu Li saw that the two children always smiled bitterly without saying a word, so she became stern, and said in a deep voice, "Ao~ Mom knows... Xiao Yi, did Yanyan not let you touch it?"

After hearing this, Li Xinyan rolled her eyes and complained: "Mom, your daughter has been eaten and wiped out by others, okay!"

Qin Yi also nodded, stretched out his thumb, and exclaimed: "Um~ Yanyan, you can eat and use well, wonderful~"

This made Liu Li even more confused, and continued to ask: "Then why are you still not pregnant like this? Which link is the problem?"

Seeing that Li Xinyan didn't know how to respond, Qin Yi stood up as a manly husband and explained that the two hadn't received their graduation certificates yet, or they had been a teenager. There was no change in the slightest, and it was too early to ask for a child.

And through a long conversation, Qin Yi and Li Xinyan also learned that Liu Li’s "childbirth warning" this time was not her own idea, but Qin's mother Ye Fang, who was far abroad, secretly called Liu Li. .

You know that Qin Yi's eloquence is half inherited from Ye Fang, so Liu Li is easily bewitched by Ye Fang, so this time he suddenly visited.

After understanding the whole story, Qin Yi smiled helplessly and thought: "Oh~ it seems that my mother is eager to hold her grandson~ my brain hurts."

After the matter was opened, Liu Li was also a little embarrassed. After all, she was an elder, not suitable for mixing with young people.

"Okay, since you don't want children for the time being, let's wait until you get your graduation certificate. Anyway, raw rice is ready to be cooked, and you can toss it up in the following days~"

Liu Li was also an enlightened mother, so Qin Yi was "persuaded to surrender".

But Li Xinyan just breathed a sigh of relief when the phone rang suddenly, and then Liu Li answered the call.

"Hey~hahaha, it's your mother-in-law, um, um, I'm already with the two children, and I will live here tonight..."

Liu Li smiled and walked to the balcony while talking on the phone.

Only Qin Yi and Li Xinyan remained in the living room.

The night was dark, and Li Xinyan showed tiredness on her face, and took Qin Qinyi's hand, "Yi~ I'm a little sleepy, let's go to sleep first."

Qin Yi nodded, and went back to the bedroom with Li Xinyan.

However, Qin Yi took off the flip flops and was about to throw Li Xinyan onto the Simmons bed when Liu Li suddenly rushed in.

"I wiped it, Mom, why are you here?!"

Xiu Di blushed because he just pulled off the strap on Li Xinyan's shoulder.

Li Xinyan was also very shy, and hurriedly sorted out her daughter-in-law, and put her hot face on Qin Yi's back, not daring to face her mother.

Liu Li was a person who came here, and when he saw this scene, he knew what the young couple was going to do, so they smiled meaningfully.

Then Liu Li pulled Qin Yi and Li Xinyan from the bed.

"Xiao Yi, girl, look at how messy your house is, how can you sweep the world without sweeping the house...Let’s go to the living room for a while, mom will clean up the house for you!"

Qin Yi smiled and shook his head, stopping Liu Li, "No, no, no, no, no, no, you are an elder, how could you let us clean up the house, or me..."

Before Qin Yi finished speaking, Liu Li interrupted him, "What's the matter? Mom doesn't tidy up for you every day. Mom will go back tomorrow, so I will help you tidy up today!"

"Mom, but..."

"It's nothing, you two go to the living room for a while. Mom is an expert in cleaning up the house. It's very fast."

While talking, Liu Li drove Qin Yi and Li Xinyan out of the bedroom, and closed the door.

Qin Yi and his wife stood in the living room, face to face in a daze.

Li Xinyan smiled bitterly and said: "It's nothing, my mother is on a whim, just let her go, she is happy."

"Well, the older generations are like this, and they are also caring for us... So what are we doing now? Very boring~" Qin Yi shrugged and spread his hands.

Looking at each other, after a moment of silence, the heart felt eloquent and said in unison: "Moe!"

The two smirked, this is a tacit understanding.

When the Qin family are bored, the nine-character mantra will come to mind: "Eat and sleep are cute"!

As long as they were bored, they would take pleasure in teasing Qin Yimeng, so Qin Yi and Li Xinyan sneaked into Qin Yimeng's room together.

Soon, Qin Yimeng's exclamation was heard from the room, and his brother and sister-in-law made a sweat...

In fact, they are only a first-year xxs, but it is really too difficult to make a living in this deformed family.

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Someday in the future

Doctor: Miss Qin, your brother is just...

Yimeng: War song, professionalism, teamwork, lifting the coffin, dancing, understand?

Qin Yi: Fuck, ruthless!!!

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