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"Ahem, Qin Yi, stop making trouble, let's go home and go to bed early." As soon as Nightingale got in the car, her tone was persuaded.

Qin Yi turned to look at Nightingale in the co-pilot, showing a sly smile, making her scalp numb.

"Qin~Qin Yi, I warn you, don't mess around, there is surveillance here~"

"Of course I know that there are surveillance everywhere in the commercial street, so my brother will fasten your seat belt and drive you to fly."

With that said, Qin Yi smiled slightly and personally helped Nightingale fasten his seat belt.

Nightingale panicked a bit, after all, the first time I saw the seat belt fastened into a deadlock!!!

However, in the next scene, Nightingale was stunned and saw Qin Yi take out the welding machine and goggles from under his feet.

"You~ what are you going to do?!"

Qin Yi's clear eyes flashed with a desire for electric welding.

Next, Qin Yi welded all Ferrari doors and windows!

"Wow~"

A sensational roar blew the street, and Ferrari turned into an afterimage. Under the driving of the old driver, it was a great ride...

At 3:30 in the morning, at the foot of Qiu Ming Mountain, a Ferrari parked.

There are towering trees all around, and there is no one in a radius of five miles.

In the car, the ambiguous breath was strong, the disheveled teacher Yu Mo leaned against Qin Yi's arms, the blush on his cold cheeks had not faded.

This is the fate of offending Qin Shao. The doors and windows of the car are welded to you. Even if this is not a car for kindergarten, you will not be able to fly!

After resting for a while, Nightingale felt sore and weak, and got dressed with difficulty.

Qin Yi grinned, "Huh, Teacher Yu Mo, this is the end of Qin Xiu'er challenged me!"

"You are more than a show? You are a devil!" Nightingale grinned and cursed.

Qin Yi smiled evilly and hummed a little tune: "I am the Xiuer among the devil..."

Nightingale gave Qin Yi a white look, and then said: "Smelly boy, I just watched the hot search news. You actually asked your mother-in-law to light a cigarette on the live broadcast. You really belonged to you!"

"Hey, I don't understand it. It's just the basic operation. I don't understand why everyone has to deduct 666 for me.

Nightingale sighed, feeling that she was out of tune with the man in front of him, so she changed the subject and asked, "Mr. Qin, if you welded all the doors and windows, how can we get out?"

Qin Yi was stunned, "I wiped, I didn't think too much before I soldered it to death!"

nightingale:"……"

Qin Yi: "There is no way, since it has been welded to death, let's continue driving!"

Nightingale was like a frightened bird, her face pale in fright, but the doors and windows were welded to death, and she had nowhere to escape...

At five o'clock in the morning, the torrential rain drifted to the next city with dark clouds.

After the rain, the sky was clear, and the sky was bright, and Nightingale had just returned home, her whole body was exhausted, and she slept on the sofa in the living room.

Qin Yi also loved Teacher Yu Mo very much, so he brought blankets and pillows, set them up, and struck his chest by the way. What a kind and gentle man this was.

At this time everyone was sleeping soundly, but Qin Yi was still full of energy, so he went to the balcony, turned on his phone, and clicked to enter the world of the demon world chat group.

Qin Yi landed on the Huaguo Mountain in a graceful manner, and according to the Jade Emperor's style of dealing with things, it is now possible to bring the heavenly immortals to a party in the Shuilian Cave.

But when Qin Yi walked into the Shuiliandong, he couldn't help being surprised.

I saw all the immortals in the heavens leaned on all sides and collapsed, one by one, listless, as if they had just been beaten up, and their faces looked like nothing to love.

Qin Yi scratched his head and asked with a confused look: "Old irons, are you swollen? Why are you all sick? At this moment, shouldn't you be dancing in the Pure Land of Bliss?"

The Jade Emperor walked to Qin Yi's side, and said weakly: "General Qin, you can count on coming, I can't hold it anymore!"

"Oh huh!!!"

Qin Yi turned his head to look, and was shocked. The Jade Emperor in front of him was brown and skinny, as if he had walked out of a famine zone.

"Brother Jade Emperor, are you okay? I haven't seen you in this day. Why are you so thin as a bird?!" Qin Yi exclaimed.

The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly, holding Qin Yi's hand, his eyes moist, "General Qin, Cangjing is empty!"

After Qin Yi heard this, he was even more shocked, "Fuck, Teacher Cang actually came here? Where? Where is the person? Hurry up to sign!"

The Jade Emperor sighed and cried out: "General Qin, where did you want to go? I mean, the granary is empty, the well is empty, everyone is so hungry that their chests are stuck to their backs.

Three black lines appeared on Qin Yi's forehead, gritted his teeth, "The warehouse is also empty, the well is also empty...shen special, the warehouse is empty!"

Then Qin Yi suddenly reacted, after the heavenly celestial beings were reduced to mortals, naturally they could no longer fast.

And there is no heavenly jelly and jade dew to satisfy your hunger, so you can only eat whole grains like ordinary people.

And because of the need to maintain the body, the appetite must be different from ordinary people, so in just one day, the Huaguoshan was emptied.

This is the origin of the idiom "Sit down and eat the sky". In short, Qin Yimeng wrote in his diary.

Chapter 588 Science Cultivation Loading!

Qin Yi glanced around, seeing the hungry faces of the immortals with yellow and thin skin, and couldn't help feeling sad.

"Okay, old Tie Jimei, I invite you to dinner!"

Qin Yi's words made the immortals seem to come alive, and the slogan "General Qin is awesome" resounded through the earth again.

After that, Qin Yi returned to Jiangcheng, but it was early in the morning, and most of the stores were not open yet.

Qin Yi strolled around and saw the barbecue shop that had not closed all night.

"It's just you!"

Qin Yi walked to the barbecue stall, and the boss smiled and said, "Oh, Peng Yuyan, what can I do?"

Qin Yi's eyes lit up, this boss can do business.

"Boss, your stall, I have Peng Yuyan all covered!"

The boss was shocked, but he didn't expect a polite Peng Yuyan to get rich overnight.

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In Huaguo Mountain and Shuilian Cave, the lifeless atmosphere has become alive, and the heavenly immortals handed out grilled lamb skewers and praised General Qin's craftsmanship while eating.

At this time, Qin Yi turned into a skewers master, standing in front of the grill, baking various foods for everyone.

Qin Yi watched everyone in the heavenly court eat happily, smiled, wiped off the sweat from his forehead, he felt worthy on earth.

The old man said, hello, everyone is really good. Qin Yi always keeps this sentence in his heart and never forgets it.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was holding roasted leeks in his left hand and roasted gluten in his right, with happiness on his face, and walked to Qin Yi's side.

"General Qin, I didn't expect you to be a craftsman besides being a Xiuer!"

"Of course, even if I am now honored as Emperor Xiu, I can't lose traditional craftsmanship."

Qin Yi said, while concentrating on grilling skewers, so that everyone can have a big meal, Master Qin, who has been busy all day, still dare not stop.

Especially the several generals of Heavenly Court, Nezha, Yang Jian, Giant Spirit God...

These celestial beings who are usually responsible for fighting, become mortal, one by one can eat better.

When everyone was full, Qin Yi showed a relieved smile.

General Qin's generosity touched all the immortals again, and everyone rushed to dedicate their bodies to Qin Yi.

But Qin Yi could see through everyone's tricks at a glance. The heavenly immortals said it was a dedication, but in fact they were greedy for their own bodies...

"Everyone who has enough food and drink, pay attention, this general has good news to tell you!" Qin Yi jumped onto the stone platform and smiled.

The immortals in the heavenly court immediately took small benches and notebooks, and sat in an orderly array, ready to listen to Qin Yi's speech.

Qin Yi cleared his throat and said, "Brothers and sisters, I have found a solution to this great catastrophe!"

All the immortals were shocked before Qin Yi's words fell.

Lei Zhenzi: "Fuck, General Qin, really?"

Fairy Fairy of Yaochi: "General Qin, didn't you tease us?"

Barefoot Immortal: "General Qin, if you lie, the chicken will be shortened by five centimeters!"

Taibai Jinxing: "Barefoot Immortal, you are too vicious, what if General Qin shrinks into a negative?!"

...

After all the immortals were surprised, they couldn't help but doubt Qin Yi's words.

After all, the Great Tribulation of the Heavenly Court was extraordinary. Everyone was ready to fight a "protracted battle", but after only one day passed, General Qin said that he had thought of a way, so he felt incredible.

Qin Yi saw the reaction of the immortals, this was expected, and then a wise smile appeared on the corner of his lips, and he said with a stern face: "Friends of immortals, this general, please declare that I am more than five centimeters. Secondly. , I really found a way to survive this catastrophe!"

Weaver Girl: "General Qin, don't sell it!"

Queen Mother: "Yes, General Qin, don't let us guess!"

Jade Emperor: "General Qin, I really can't guess, just tell me, how many centimeters are you?"

Qin Yi's face was gloomy, "Bah~ the donkey's lips are not right, shouldn't you be more concerned, isn't it the way I thought of it?!"

The Jade Emperor winked his eyebrows and showed a wretched smile, "Don't make trouble with General Qin, by comparison, of course we are more concerned about your privacy!"

When the Jade Emperor said this, all the immortals nodded and agreed.

Qin Yi felt a headache, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "You are really a bunch of idiots and rotten girls, I'm so scared!"

"General Qin, I and everyone are actually joking with you, don't put too much pressure... Tell me, what method did you think of?" Seeing Qin Yi had the urge to beat people, the Jade Emperor was also clever, and quickly returned to the subject. .

Qin Yi rolled his eyes first, he knew very well that it was not a joke just now, the group of guys in front of him were very bad!

But Qin Yi adjusted his mentality, smiled again, and confidently said: "My friends, this general has been thinking hard for you all day before thinking of this excellent way, that is..."

"Scientific cultivation!"

As soon as Qin Yi said these four characters, the heavenly immortals were dumbfounded, and the atmosphere became solidified, let alone applause, there was no screaming.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Qin Yi frowned, a little sullen, and murmured: "Fuck, old irons, what do you mean? I tried my best to come up with a great way for you to return to heaven as soon as possible. , You are here? Nothing!"

The Jade Emperor came over, patted Qin Yiqi to encourage his chest, and comforted him: "General Qin, calm down, it's not that we disrespect the results of your mental work, after all, we are also gods, you tell us gods Science, does it respect us a little bit?"

Qin Yi pursed his lips. Brother Yudi made sense. There was an insurmountable gap between science and theology.

But in this world, there must be the first person to eat crabs!

So Qin Yi regained his strength and said solemnly: "Lao Tie, it may be difficult for you to understand now, but let me put it here. With me, Qin Yi, scientific cultivation of immortals will no longer be a dream!"

The leap of the times often requires a leader. Qin Yi thinks that he will be that person!

At this moment, among the stunned heavenly immortals, a Liying stood up.

Fairy Chang'e looked excited, and took out a yellowed "Quantum Mechanics" from his arms.

"Brother Qin, others don't believe in you, my sister believes in you, indecisive, quantum mechanics, so I will always support you, love you!"

After Chang'e finished speaking, Fairy Zixia also stood up, expressing support and affirmation for Qin Yi.

Immediately afterwards, someone successively stood up and agreed with General Qin's idea of ​​"scientific cultivation of immortals"!

Qin Yi bit his lip and was a little touched, which made him even more able to live up to the expectations of the heavenly court.

At the end of the speech, Qin Yi glanced at his watch. It was already past six o'clock in the morning, and the horizon outside the Water Curtain Cave was already white.

Chapter 589 Qin Yimeng is too difficult, go to Marvel!

Although scientific cultivation is on the agenda, the experimental phase has not yet begun, so in general, it will take some time.

What Qin Yi has to do is to go to the Marvel Universe today to conduct specific experiments with high-intelligence bigwigs such as Ant-Man. After all, the experiments yield real knowledge.

Then Qin Yi jumped off the stone platform, then calmed everyone.

"Don't worry, before you return to the heavenly court, I promise to let you eat and drink well."