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"Oh, hello, General Qin, you have been with us most of the night, so hurry back and rest for a while, look at your dark circles, you are almost catching up with the fairy-style Qianshouzhujian, I feel so sorry for you Ah...Why don't you lean in my arms and squint for a while?" The Jade Emperor patted Qin Yi on the shoulder, and said with sly eyes.

"Rely on your uncle, damn!"

Qin Yi glared at the Jade Emperor, then sighed helplessly. It seemed that his "time management" skills were not enough.

And even if I go back now, I can’t rest, because today is Sunday and I have to travel with Li Xinyan’s three wives.

Time was tight and the task was heavy. Qin Yi took out the Otter thermos cup and took a sip of the Sanguan repair liquid soaked with wolfberry. The whole person almost flew up, suddenly refreshed, and the dark circles on his eyes disappeared.

Qin Yi smiled slightly. To say the best drink, Sanguan Repair Liquid ranked second, and sister Chang'e's bath water didn't dare to rank first!

After all, when it comes to "staying up late to cultivate immortals, nourishing the kidneys and protecting the liver", the first choice is Sanguan Repair Liquid.

Inadvertently, the alarm bell rang at six in the morning, and the rhythm of "chicken you are too beautiful" resounded across the earth.Some people are still asleep, some are already smelling chickens and dancing on the Shu Mountain...

The morning breeze is cool, the sky is foggy, and the years are quiet.Qin Yi and Yudi stood side by side, standing on the top of the mountain, looking into the distance.

However, in the seemingly peaceful Demon Realm, there is actually an undercurrent surging crazily.

In the Jiuqu Panhuan Cave on the border of the demon world, countless little demon holding weapons were gathered in the cave.

The Dragon King of Four Seas, who had escaped a few days ago, was getting together with a monster with the head of a lion. This monster is the Jiuyuan Lingsheng (nine lions) who even disdains Tang monk meat. Guy-level characters!

At this time, Jiuyuan Lingsheng’s palm held the space magic weapon [Glass Ball]. The smooth surface of the sphere reflected the scenery on the Huaguo Mountain and gave Qin Yi a close-up shot...

Chapter 624 The Dragon King of Four Seas and the Nine Spirit Yuan Sage are anti-Qin!

Even though the Dragon King of the Four Seas saw Qin Yi's profile face across the glass ball, he was trembling with anger and blushed.

The dragon is a species that must be reported. What's more, Qin Yi directly pumped the dragon tendons of the Dragon King of the Seas.

You know, smoking a dragon’s dragon tendons is the same as tearing off people’s pants, a scholar can be killed but not insulted!

Moreover, without the dragon's tendons, the four spirited dragon kings have all turned into hunchbacks, looking vicissitudes of life and rickety, so miserable.

But the backlog of grievances in the prison has greatly increased the strength of the four dragons, and their body is full of violence.

Nine Spirit Yuansheng squinted his eyes like a dozing lion, pointed at the Xiuer in the glass ball, and asked lazily: "Four old dragon kings, these are the dirty monster kings of our demon world. The king joins forces with you to oppose him, so you are not afraid that I will report directly, so that you will die without a place to bury?"

The head of the Four Dragons, Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, stood up with a sly smile, "Holy King, if you are really a supporter of Qin Yi's servant, I am afraid that our four brothers should have died when they first came to your cave. Got it."

Nine Spirit Yuansheng sneered and released a powerful demon energy from his body. The whole cave trembled violently, and the Four Seas Dragon King shuddered!

"Hmph, even the Great Sage Qitian is not an opponent of this seat. As long as this king wants to move his fingers, he can kill your four-headed old dragon at any time!" Nine Spirit Yuansheng's tone was slightly pretentious. , But compared with King Qin Xiu Di, it is still far worse.

But with such a terrifying demon power, looking at the entire demon world, only this "the strongest lion spirit in the national uniform" can do it.

"Hahaha~ Real skr joke~" Xihai Dragon King Aoran suddenly burst into laughter, and the laughter was mixed with sarcasm, "Nine Spirit Yuansheng, the strongest king of the demon world in the past, the lion spirit ancestor, the demon power is over the sky. A flat A can beat the Flying Bull Demon King, and even the ruthless character who can't even help Monkey King Monkey, is now under the command of a hairy boy who is forced by the sky, extremely humble..."

When the Nine Spirits Yuansheng heard this, he was furious and stomped his feet suddenly, the demon wind was habitual, the ground cracked, and the stone table in front of him was overturned.

"You four mourning dragons, what do you want to come to this king? Give this king the yin and yang strange energy, and this king will castrate you directly!" A purple machete appeared in the hands of the Nine Spirit Yuansheng, whose name was Demon King. The knife, made of black iron, is more than five hundred catties heavier than the golden hoop.

Seeing that the Nine Spirits Yuansheng was so angry, the four dragon kings looked at each other and smiled, it seemed that they were in one word, and they talked about the pain of the Nine Spirits Yuansheng.

Then Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, smiled, and then said: "Holy King, how brilliant you were then, how downright you are now. Now the servant named Qin is self-appointed as the Demon King and is in charge of the demon world. I am afraid you usually think in the demon world. If you want to post a bitter picture, you have to worry about whether the group leader will mute..."

Ao Guang's words hit the soul of the Nine Spirit Yuansheng. Since Qin Yi became the king of the demon world, his power has been greatly weakened, and he can no longer be as domineering as before, and can no longer bully and plunder the resources of other monsters.Moreover, in the Demon Realm chat group, he swallowed his voice, not daring to fight pictures and swipe emoticons.

Ao Guang struck the iron while it was hot, and said excitedly: "Holy King, if we join hands and oppose that surnamed Qin, the world of this demon world, you will be alone. And our four brothers can also take revenge on the hatred, this win-win business. , Why not do it?"

Although Nine Spirit Yuansheng was moved by the words of the four dragon kings, his mind was still calm, he pondered for a while, and said: "Ao Guang, the surname Qin can call himself the Demon King, but without any water, his strength is inseparable. Test and horror, the Three Realms and Six Paths have no rivals... Just rely on your four-headed old dragon, and this king, to threaten to destroy him? Ha ha, eat too much brain fragments, it's really crazy~"

(The most powerful part of Qin Xiudi’s legendary life is that he is often praised by villains)

Ao Guang stroked his gray beard, his turbid old eyes shone sharply, "Hahaha~ Holy King, you might think that the surname Qin is too high, the servant is indeed powerful, but only relying on his hand It’s just a mobile phone. I have observed that the kid’s mobile phone is not an ordinary mobile phone!"

Nine Spirits Yuansheng: "Could it be a Phelps copycat waterproof machine?"

Ao Guang: "NONONO, Saint King, Li Shizhen’s skin... All the supreme magic weapons and magic weapons of the kid surnamed Qin are stored in his mobile phone. In other words, that mobile phone is his greatest magic weapon. Ah, without a cell phone, that kid is nothing!"

Hearing this, the eyes of the Nine Spirit Yuansheng brightened, and he felt that what Ao Guang said was reasonable!

Throughout Qin Yi's battle for the Conferred Gods within the Three Realms and Six Ways, the Ten Thousand Realms mobile phone always plays a vital role, and those who are interested can see it as long as they carefully observe it.

Ao Guang then showed a sly and insidious laugh, shouting loudly: "Hahaha~ If the immortals in the court have not ascended yet and their combat power is weak, let's take the opportunity to attack him and steal the mobile phone surnamed Qin in the chaos, then he will definitely no longer It's your opponent, and then the entire Demon Realm will be in the bag of your Nine Spirits Yuansheng!"

The Nine Spirit Yuansheng was completely tempted, and his sight fell on the picture against the glass ball.

At this time, the close-up shot came to Qin Yi's right hand.

That is an old iPhone 6S...

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"Brother Jade Emperor, I'm going back first, and I have to travel with my sister today." Qin Yi said with a smile, without noticing any strangeness in the demon world.

Jade Emperor: "Well, General Qin, when everyone is cultivating to the tribulation period, the window will shake you."

But as soon as Qin Yi was about to leave, the Jade Emperor shouted to him: "Hold on, General Qin!"

"What's wrong?"

"General Qin, you can remove this Aote security door, otherwise it would be too boring to be stuck on this Huaguo Mountain."

Qin Yi twisted his eyebrows and vomited: "Brother Jade Emperor, don't be too swollen, okay, you are just a spiritual monk who is going through the catastrophe period. If you encounter danger, your cultivation level is not enough!"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Eh~ This is not the case, how can you encounter danger in your dirty Demon King site? Unless you have a treacherous minister against you!"

"Hahaha, what the Jade Emperor said is extremely true, then I will remove the Otto security door!"

After that, Qin Yi became Di Jia and lifted the Otto security door.

But who would have thought that the Jade Emperor was just like a crow's mouth!

When Qin Yi returned to the hotel villa, the sky was already dark.

"Hey~ I have to travel with three wives..."

Qin Yi didn't have time to sleep, so he walked into the bathroom and took a bath while singing and jumping.

After the shower, the sun has risen, and the sky is clear and sunny outside the window, which is very suitable for outings.

But Qin Yi just walked to the bedroom door, but he heard the conversation between Li Xinyan and Yu Mo.

Chapter 625 Teacher Yu Mo, recognize counsel online!

"Strange, why is Teacher Yu Mo in Yanyan's room?"

There were many question marks on Qin Yi's head. Driven by curiosity, he couldn't help but put his ear to the door of the room. Then the voice of the two women talking was clear and audible.

Xinyan: "Sister, most girls don't seem to be able to accept 12 cm, so don't force it~"

Yu Mo: "Don't worry, I've been used to it for so many years."

Xinyan: "Sister, you are so amazing, I feel pain at 8cm!"

Yu Mo: "Silly girl, just practice a few more times~"

...

"Fuck, what's the situation with these two stinky ladies!" Qin Yi was shocked when he heard the conversation between the two women. The majestic amount of information poured into his mind, and his whole body was dizzy.

After returning to his senses, Qin Yi couldn't help it anymore and slammed open the door directly.

"What do you two women do with my back..."

Qin Yi's words stopped abruptly and looked at Li Xinyan and Nightingale with a dazed expression.

At this time, a pile of high-heeled shoes of different models were placed on the floor, and the two women were trying on shoes with each other.

"Yi, what's the matter with you, making a fuss?" Li Xinyan asked when she got up.

Qin Yi scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, with an embarrassed expression on his face, rubbing his hands, "I just heard what you said about 12 cm, 8 cm, and so on. I was more curious..."

Nightingale put on a pair of strappy high heels. The elegant black ribbon bound the entire ankle and part of the slender calf. The Yu Jie's temperament was vividly displayed, and she immediately smiled through everything, "Qin Yi, I and Yanyan are discussing this. The height of the heels of high-heeled shoes, see which pair is more suitable for outing today, what's so fuss about... Is it possible that you want to be crooked?"

"Ahem, the weather is good today~" Qin Yi's face flushed, and the subject changed forcibly.

Li Xinyan has been around Qin Yi for so long and has a lot of connotations, so she understood the subtext of Teacher Yu Mo, and then she covered her mouth and smiled.

"Uh~ what~ I'll see if Mengmeng gets up!" Seeing Li Xinyan laughing at herself, Qin Yi felt ashamed, and simply turned his head and ran.

After running out of the bedroom, Qin Yi let out a foul breath, "Huh~ It turned out to be high heels. My weird knowledge has increased. I seem to think too much, but Ben Xiu is worthy of the evil monster king, he deserves it. what……"

Lao Qin sells melons and brags!

"Mengmeng, got up, the sun is basking~" Qin Yi shouted as he walked to Qin Yimeng's room.

After picking up Qin Yimeng, the siblings went to brush their teeth together.

"Brother, help me ponytail."

"Good girl!"

As an older brother, mastering the technique of ponytails for younger sister is the basic skill.

Qin Yi's product must be a boutique!

Qin Yimeng looked at herself in the mirror, her lovely double ponytails, full of vitality.

"Brother, your skills are better than my sister-in-law, I admire you so much, I want to take a picture with you and post to Moments!"

Qin Yi rubbed Qin Yimeng's head and sang: "Mengmeng, please don't be obsessed with Brother~ Brother is just a legend..."

At 7:30 in the morning, after breakfast, the family of four changed their clothes and prepared to go out for a trip.

"Wait for me, I'll go to put on some makeup." Li Xinyan ran all the way into the bathroom.

Although Li Xinyan, who has no makeup, is Qin Yi's pure goddess, Qin Yi feels amazed every time Li Xinyan gives a little fan.

It's like you like playing Diaochan and playing as the king, but as long as you have a new skin, you want to start with Krypton!

Now Qin Yi has collected student Yan, Witch Yan, Qipao Yan, President Yan and Balcony Yan.

Qin Yi's eyes showed firmness, thinking that he could unlock more skins in the future.

"Teacher Yu Mo, I'll go to the bathroom to help Yanyan make up."

Qin Yi suddenly had evil thoughts, so he tiptoed into the bathroom.

Teacher Yu Mo smiled slightly and realized that things were not simple.

"Mengmeng, it may take two hours before we can go out to play, so let's sit down and take a break!"

"Why does it take two hours for my sister-in-law to put on makeup? Too long~"

"Your sister-in-law will not use makeup for so long, but it usually takes two hours for your brother to put on makeup for your sister-in-law."

After Qin Yimeng listened, he nodded as if understanding, but the children often had many question marks.

"By the way, Sister Yu Mo, why do you know so much about the makeup time my brother helped my sister-in-law? Did my brother put on makeup for you too?"

Qin Yimeng's question made Nightingale almost choked on the tea, "Ahem...Don't ask, just ask."

Sure enough, Qin Yi and Li Xinyan only came out after two children.

Qin Yi looked refreshed, Li Xinyan's hair was a bit messy, her shirt was a little wrinkled, but her beautiful cheeks were radiant.

Qin Yimeng ran over, grabbed Li Xinyan's thigh, and complained: "Sister-in-law, it's so slow for my brother to put your makeup on..."

Li Xinyan bit her lip, a little bit ashamed.

Nightingale put down the magazine in her hand and smiled, "Mengmeng, what do you know, the longer you put on makeup, the better."

"Sister, don't say anything, I'm going to have no face to meet people!" Li Xinyan raised her hands and covered her flushed face.

Qin Yi walked over and put his arms around Nightingale's fragrant shoulders, with a grin on his face, but there was a threat in his tone.

"Teacher Yu Mo, if you bully my wife, I will put makeup on you!"

"...I apologize to your wife, I was wrong!"

Teacher Yu Mo, recognize counsel online.

"Okay, okay, it's getting late, it's time to set off, the Qin family has a day trip, the whole army will attack!"