What if my daughter wants to be a star

"This sketch is awesome!"

"Since I grew up, I never expected to see unsensational sketches on the Spring Festival Gala. Today, I have witnessed history."

"In the New Year of 2020, I will witness one history after another. On February 9, 2024, I will witness history once again. My life is worth it!"

"Selling Crutches, this year's funniest skit, absolutely! I don't believe that the next skit can be more funny than it! If the next skit is really funny, I will live upside down and eat noodles!"

"Regardless of whether there is a more funny sketch behind, like a person who says this kind of'live handstand XXX', he will be killed directly and will not show mercy!"

...

The Spring Festival Gala has just started for half an hour at this time, and in this half an hour, two good shows have been staged!

The first good show is naturally the opening song and dance of the Spring Festival Gala.For the first time in the history of the opening song and dance, young people’s favorite anime characters were put on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and countless young people cheered for it.

Although the anime characters that moved onto the stage are all from the National Comics, and only "Assassin's Five Six Seven" is as popular as the average level of anime in Sakura Country, for the young people of China, this is already Great progress of Huaxia official!

Everyone knows that things from abroad are not available for the Spring Festival Gala.Everyone is very happy and proud to see Guoman in the spring evening.

This means that things that young people like, things that belonged to the niche culture in the past, are gradually being officially recognized!

The second good show is the first sketch of the Spring Festival Gala-"Selling Crutches".

Since entering the 1910s, the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala have become less and less funny.The short story itself incorporates too many online vocabulary is one reason, and another important reason is that almost all the short stories must follow the latent rule that the ending must be sensational.

This is due to the review system.In order for the sketch to deliver positive energy, the funny aspect of the sketch must be sacrificed.No matter what the theme of the sketch, in the end, it must lead people to be good.

The result of this is that after eating the fragrant lamb intestines for a long time, we finally learned that it was made by the lamb’s bladder!

Disgusting not disgusting!

After Su Ye ran for the director of the Spring Festival Gala, he put forward a clear requirement for language programs, that is, to eliminate blunt sensation.Abandon the sensationalism, and let the language program return to its original definition.

Of course, the sketch should bring positive thoughts to the audience after all.At first glance, the program "Selling Trafficking" does not seem to meet the regulations. Everyone would think that the bad guys succeeded in deceiving people in the end, which is really incredible.But thinking about it carefully, this sketch is just to ridicule those who do not listen to advice, and it reveals the tricks of liars.

Among them, the role of Big Flicker's wife, let her replace the audience and make a sound of justice.

This is still educational in the end.So when the Spring Festival Gala was reviewed, "Selling Trafficking" passed the review without any setbacks.

As for whether the audience can think of deeper things, it is not in Su Ye's consideration.

As long as it can bring happiness to everyone, that's enough!

To be honest, if Su Ye is not the director of this Spring Festival Gala, if it is not for the above-mentioned decision to innovate, a show like "Selling Cruelty", it is impossible to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.Even on the earth, such a show will never appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala again.

The appearance of Su Ye injected a new soul into the Spring Festival Gala!

"Selling Crutches" has just ended. On Weibo, forums, post bars, and all corners of the Internet, there are heated discussions about the program arrangements for this year's Spring Festival Gala.

"The quality of this year's Spring Festival Gala is indeed quite good from the current point of view." Someone commented objectively, "So far, this year's Spring Festival Gala has allowed me to regain the joy and joy of watching the Spring Festival Gala when I was a child. I hope that in the future Don't let me down."

"When Su Ye made the movie, he gave everyone one surprise after another. This time, he also gave us a surprise. I believe Director Su! This year's Spring Festival Gala, I must watch it carefully!"

"I also believe in Director Su!"

"+1."

"+666."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala I will definitely see the end in one minute! This year's sketch should be very interesting!"

...

Because the opening of the Spring Festival Gala and the first sketch made a good start, everyone's confidence in the excitement of this year's Spring Festival Gala has increased out of thin air.Almost everyone thinks that this year's Spring Festival Gala will be very exciting.

Then they found that the Spring Festival Gala had returned to the rhythm of previous years.

Uninteresting singing and dancing, clichéd propaganda... The boring links that would have appeared in the Spring Festival Gala in previous years have again appeared on the stage of this year's Spring Festival Gala.

For two full minutes, four shows and two interviews made people feel dizzy.

"What's the situation? I really slapped my face?"

"Director Su is not exaggerated!"

"As soon as I said that I would watch this year's Spring Festival Gala in one minute, he gave me so many boring shows. Nothing, I will give up."

"I take back what I said just now, play mobile phone fights for a while, landlord Dangdang gamble, it is not good?!"

Netizens who were still looking forward to the next wonderful show of the Spring Festival Gala were defeated by these ten minutes of boring show.

Their original confidence in this year's Spring Festival Gala was greatly frustrated.

"The comments on the Internet are like a roller coaster. I was boasting just now, but now I'm scolding them." Han Ling saw the comments on the Internet and immediately called Su Ye.

"It's normal. There are ghosts in these shows without scolding. Don't worry, I have arranged them. From the next show, you can experience the classic scenes in the action movie of Sakura Country." Su Ye smiled.

"What scene?"

"Gao Chao keeps chanting!" Su Ye said.

As the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, Su Ye had long anticipated the trend of online comments.

Even if Su Ye is the director of the Spring Festival Gala, this twenty-minute show, even if this year's Spring Festival Gala wants to innovate, it cannot be taken down.Because this is part of the publicity, it is a link that must exist every Spring Festival Gala.

Su Ye focused on these programs from 8:30 to 9:00. At this time period, the high chao of the Spring Festival Gala is far from coming, so the response is not too big.

This is the best way to exploit the loopholes Su Ye thought of.

But some netizens still can't stand it.

The reason why they couldn't stand it was naturally because the strong contrast between the opening song and dance and the sketch "Selling Kidnapping" directly broke their previous sense of expectation.

It's like gentlemen watching beautiful female anchors.

Seeing that the beautiful female anchor took off her jacket and T-shirt, two huge undulating peaks were exposed.

All the "gentlemen" in the live broadcast room are waiting for the female anchor to take off the last pair of "blindfolds" and admire the contemporary art portraits. Who knows that the female anchor is going to take off, his mother is actually better than Zhou's AA Even smaller!

What's more, Ya actually said that she was actually a man!

While the gentlemen understand the invariable law that "the cute girls on the Internet must be all men", they must also condemn the anchor's deceptive behavior.

This is why the ten-minute boring show that was staged after "Selling Crutches" will be cursed by so many people.

With the sense of expectation shattered, even if it is an English gentleman who has returned from graduation from faraway England, he will lose his mind!

But Su Ye didn't really worry about this.

If the Spring Festival Gala is a female anchor of ghs, what she will do right away is to tell everyone that she is really a woman, and she was actually joking just now.

Now, it's time to take off the breast wrap!

"Please watch the sketch-"Today's Happiness"!"

When netizens began to question Su Ye and life, the second sketch of the Spring Festival Gala "Today's Happiness" appeared!

Then, the netizens who were still angry were broken through the psychological defense line by Hao Jian's "Mom~", hahaha laughed like a fool.

"Is this really teasing me? I just said that I took back what I said before, do I have to take it back now? Although this "Today's Happiness" is not as funny as "Selling Crutches", it is also quite funny!"

"I think Director Su might be shaking us."

"I see, Director Su is not a person?"

"I thought of one thing. Will Director Su focus his energy mainly on the cross talk sketches, while he is not serious about other shows?"

"It's possible!"

"It seems that I only need to watch the cross talk sketches."

Netizens were once again brought back to their souls by this sketch.They seem to understand Su Ye's routine-language programs are funny, while other programs haven't changed much.

It must be so!

The netizens who had just been slapped in the face by Su Ye thought vows.

then……

"Please enjoy the song "Power of the World", performer: 2.5-dimensional band!"

"Today's Happiness" has just ended. This year's most popular ancient style band, the most popular folk music movie "Flash Girl" in the 2.5-dimensional band composed of the protagonists, broke through the dimension wall and brought their new masterpieces to the Spring Festival Gala stage!