What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Seeing the triumphant color in the old bastard's eyes...

I immediately understood.

In fact, when El Mesa and I entered the realm of Glamorgan, he probably found us.

The reason why I didn't come forward... was because I was afraid of confronting El Mesa, and was held accountable by her mother.

That's why he came up with this poisonous trick!

Put on the women's clothing, stand in the hall, and pounce on me when I see me coming back.

In order to fish in troubled waters to create misunderstandings, drag me into the water, so as to share the anger of El Mesa!

I also said.... When I was in Margaret’s house before, there was such a big noise. Why didn’t the old things like meddling with things show up.... Feelings are the house dressing and dressing, ready to cheat me right?

This old bastard, I must smash you into pieces!

"You... don't you think I don't exist?"

At this moment, Elmesha said unbearably, her voice trembled slightly, as if she was angry to the extreme!

With her icy tone, the temperature of the room suddenly dropped a lot!

And a thick layer of frost centered on where El Mesa’s toes stepped, spreading like ripples, freezing half of the corridor in instantly!

No way!Can't drag on any longer!

Because El Mesa is really angry this time!

If this continues, neither me nor the old bastard will survive!

Really will die!

Thinking of this, I no longer hesitate.The [Invincible Divine Art] program was quickly launched and hit the old bastard's chest with a [hand tear]!

boom--

Hearing a dull sound, the old bastard's body was shot up into the sky by me.

The clothes wrapped around his upper body were suddenly torn in half and torn apart.The stuffing in my clothes disguised as breasts also leaked out and landed on my face.

I picked up that thing and took a look...

what is this?

Pork belly?There is also a chest pad inside!

I mean why it feels so soft to the touch, the old thing like feelings wraps the real meat out of the breast pad!

However, this is not the time to consider this!

The most urgent thing is to coax El Mesa quickly and don't let her burst out!

So I jumped up and hugged Elmesha without saying a word.

Without any explanation, he kissed her lips, then hurriedly pointed at the old bastard and said:

"Aisa, you misunderstood! Look! He is a man, he is a man!"

I saw that the old bastard's jacket was torn apart from the middle by my [hand torn], and even the bra was broken into two halves, revealing the black breast hair with a few pieces of pork on it.

I believe that there is definitely no woman with long chest hair in this world...

Such obvious evidence, I think El Mesa would believe it?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly looked at Elmesha's face with some anxiety.

When she saw the chest of the old bastard, the expression on the face of the empress obviously froze, and then the cold expression on her face began to dissipate.

But when she looked at me, Elmesha's expression suddenly became tense.

She held my shoulders and asked nervously:

"Small picture... why do men treat you...you..."

Speaking, her eyes suddenly lost their color, and the strength of her hands suddenly increased:

"Could it be that... do you actually like the small picture...? Or is this the reason you have not moved me before? Is it actually because you like men more?"

Sister! You can make up too much, right?!

Seeing that El Mesa showed signs of blackening again, I hurriedly said loudly:

"It's not such an Aisha!"

"The women's clothing over there is abnormal, it's my father!!"

9. Ginger is still spicy

"He.... Is he your father?"

Hearing what I said, El Mesa was taken aback.

But soon there was a look of shock.

"Small picture... Could it be that you are to your own father?!"

Elmesha's face turned pale instantly, and she looked at me incredulously.

His eyes were full of horror.

"No! Where did you think of it!"

Auntie.... I don't understand, why do you always think about that?

That's not the case at all!

Thinking of this, I was a little bit dumbfounded:

"It's the old thing that went crazy on his own, and it really has nothing to do with me!"

"That's what he treats you... It shouldn't be that you grew up..."

Elmesha's expression suddenly became more horrified.

And in her eyes, there seemed to be countless limited-level screens of "the son of the father's liquid" and "the father is in the intestines" flashing by.

My goodness, would you have such a rich imagination!

Thinking of this, I know it's useless to say more.

Immediately hugged El Mesa and kissed her.

Anyway.... Let her be dizzy before talking...

Let me tell you, the exquisite way of using your mouth... to convince people with reason, and to move people with love...

But what I never expected was that El Mesa actually pushed me away!

"Don't be here...there are others..."

A faint blush flashed across the face of the empress, but she soon calmed down and stared at me with sharp eyes:

"Small picture... I think you still owe me a clear explanation..."

Explanation?I can explain!This old dog is getting nervous!

"Aisha, this old thing goes crazy at home and wears women's clothing...how would I know?" I said dumbfounded, "After all, the last time he wore women's clothing was a long time ago...I still I thought he no longer has that hobby..."

"I have worn it before? It seems...and...more than once?"

Elmesa suddenly opened her eyes. She grabbed my collar and asked in a sort of collapsed voice:

"Little picture, tell me...what the hell is going on?"

Damn it..... I accidentally leaked my mouth!

Now, the description gets darker and darker, I can't clean it even after jumping into the North Sea!

"No... It seems that I have to correct your distorted hobby in the small picture... You have to be interested in women again! It must be so!"

Strangling my shirt, Elmesha muttered to herself, and the coldness spread quickly.

How to do how to do?!

It seems that the Empress is going crazy!

How can I explain?!

I was so anxious that I tried my best to think in my mind...but the more anxious I got angry, the more I couldn't think of what to do!

At this moment, the old bastard's voice rang behind me.

"This lady... I think you probably misunderstood something?"

I saw the old bastard take off his wig, walked towards me, and said in a sincere tone:

"I think you probably don’t know... this child has not had a mother since he was a child... so every time he plays with other children, he is laughed at. Then he will come home crying and ask me mom....."

Talking about the old bastard sighed, shaking his head and reminiscing about the heartbroken past, as if something really happened... a ghost!

In Glamorgan, everyone knows that my mother is Countess Lilia!As for the fact that my biological mother has passed away, only Uncle Sledgehammer and his family know if it is good?

Besides.... Even if you know, whose child is so courageous and dare to laugh at the lord’s son without a mother?Do you think I am the protagonist of a sad novel?I bought a big gold watch last year!

Although the old bastard's rhetoric was completely made up, I still barely resisted the urge to spit me out because he was trying to help me shirk again.

"Small picture... mother..."

Hearing this word, Elmesha's expression eased instantly, and the strength in her hands gradually relaxed.

Alas... what a hopeless sister-in-law...

I sighed in my heart and continued to listen to the old bastard.

"So... I have no choice.... I can only pretend to be his mother at home, hoping to make her a little bit happy..."

As he said, the old bastard spread his hands with a wry smile.

Dressed as my mother?

Shit!

You used to wear women's clothing, okay?

Still teasing me?

Just kidding, when did you wear women's clothing not to go out to seduce those old bachelors and young people?Only after attracting them to plot against you did they reveal their identity as a man.He used the identity of the lord to scare others, frightening them in a daze.What else is this called the classic routine of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + pretending to slap your face".

It's half a dime with me!

Besides, you don't want to look in the mirror!With your virtue, can you look like my mother?

joke!

Wait...Don't say, the makeup that the old bastard painted today really looks a bit like my mother's portrait!

It must be calculated in advance, right?

Damn it, I really underestimated the insidiousness of this old dog!

The routine is so deep?

Can't afford to provoke, can't provoke.....

Then I heard the old bastard say:

"After all, this child likes his mother the most...I can't help it...I can only do this..."

"Small picture... I like my mother the most..."

Elmesha repeated these words in a low voice, and the look in her eyes became much gentler.

Because I like my elder sister... so there are no bad guys who like my elder sister... right?

"Yeah, I'm sorry for this kid... I let him lose his mother early."

The old bastard pretended to sigh again, and said something illogical.Then he put on a kind smile and said to El Mesa:

"This young lady... I am sorry. In my opinion, you seem to be somewhat similar to the child's mother."

"My sister and I... look alike?"

Hearing this "compliment", Elmesha's expression suddenly completed the leap from cloudy to sunny.