What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Not to mention, if you just look at that portrait... Elmesha and her mother do look alike, at least 50% similar...

So, old bastard.You still have the face to pretend that you don’t know your former sister-in-law?!

"Yeah, miss.... I think this kid likes you, probably for this reason."

In the end, the old bastard said this almost flattering sentence in an extremely sincere tone.

"Really...Is it really like this?" Elmesha looked at me, a pinkish blush suddenly appeared on her white cheeks, "Little picture, you really like me...Does that ?"

"Of course..."

Without saying anything, I nodded quickly.

Although this old bastard blamed me, in order to get out of the predicament...I also don't even have a face.

"I know... I know..."

Speaking of Elmesha let go of my hand, she hugged me in her arms with happiness,

"I knew... it must be my sister's Zaintian Spirit who connected me and Xiaotu together!"

Don't say that.... If your sister knew, you don't know what will happen to her son...

But compared to this...

Mom, if you can hear your son's wish.

I beg you!

Hurry up and take away your husband, the evildoer!

I can't stand it anymore!

At this moment, the old bastard's exaggerated astonishment suddenly came from behind me:

"Oh... isn't this the female emperor's crown? I... why didn't I recognize it just now? My God! Wife, come out and see God!"

10.Linden figure failure

In this way, using his superb acting skills, the old bastard successfully escaped and temporarily dispelled Elmesha’s disgust for him...

In the pompous performance of the old bastard, he succeeded in portraying himself as a good man who missed his wife, and succeeded in throwing his mother's death on me.Temporarily avoided the fact that he abducted his mother from the Frost Mountain.

Although in my opinion...the old bastard's tricks are almost nothing new.....

But I also have to admit... this set is still very effective for El Mesa.

After all, she is an overweight sister...

So as soon as I heard the words praising my sister, I would basically agree unconditionally.

Then the old bastard tied me and my mother together insidiously, and made up something like "When I was a child, crying for my mother every day," something that didn't exist at all... But it was super accurate. Well, to cater to El Mesa's character.

The most annoying thing is.... I can't even break him down.

Because this old thing put me in general as soon as it came up, and directly bound me and him with a disgusting hug.In this way, if I deny these nonsense what he said... it is about admitting that I am a pervert who likes to watch my father's women's clothing...

Therefore, even if I hate the old bastard in my heart.

I can only grit my teeth and agree with the old bastard's nonsense and help him escape this disaster...

Damn... this old thing!

Pit my routine is really one after another, which has been the same since I was a child...

Forget it before, at most, it is wearing a woman's clothing or something.

But this time... this bastard is really too much!

Knowing the blood attraction between the descendants of the god tree, he just deceived me to Frost Mountain.....so that I provoke me to the great god Elmesha. I didn’t say it... and I lost my entire life. Up!

Before, I still imagined that he would come and operate a wave to save me...

Now it seems that I can go to your mother!

This old thing does show off, but they are all used to cheat me or protect myself!

help me?

nonexistent!

Maybe, the old bastard had anticipated everything today, just to avenge me for punching him when I left customs!

It must be so!

Thinking of this, I had no choice but to suppress the grief and anger in my heart, glaring at the old bastard hard, hoping to kill this shameless old thing with my eyes...

But how can an old bastard with a thick skin like a city wall care about this?

He didn't mean to confess or apologize at all, but looked at me with mocking eyes.

It’s like saying:

"You have the ability, come and hit me!"

If possible...I want to kill you now!

You wait for me!Wait!

"Eh? What's the matter, husband? Are there any guests at home?"

At this time, the stepmother's voice came from the front.

I saw that she was holding a palette and paintbrushes in her hands, wearing a painter's hat on her head, and her apron on her chest was covered with various colors of paint.Some curiously came from the hall.

When she saw me, she was overjoyed:

"Small picture! You are finally home! Mom misses you so much—"

Uh...Mom, didn’t you hear the loudness of my feelings just now?

Then, the stepmother arbitrarily threw away the drawing tools in her hand and was about to pounce at me and give me a usual hug.

But when her mother's gaze was on Elmesha's body... her figure suddenly stopped, and her face also showed a stunning look:

"What a beautiful beauty!"

The stepmother subconsciously exclaimed.

Then she glanced suspiciously at me and the old bastard back and forth:

"Husband, son... who is this lady?"

"This one....."

I scratched the back of my head awkwardly, and hesitated.In the end, I chose a more neutral way to introduce:

"Mom, this is Hanshuang..."

But before I could finish speaking, Elmesha interrupted my words:

"Mrs. Gui'an, my name is Elmesha Hanshuang..."

She nodded slightly, with a blushing face, caught my hand, and then lowered her head.

"It's Xiaotu's wife..."

"The small picture... wife?"

The stepmother repeated this word, and muttered to herself somewhat incredulously:

"Such a beautiful girl... is Xiaotu's wife?"

Then her face suddenly burst into surprise:

"Great! Miss Elmesa...you said you are Xiaotu's wife? This...is this true?"

"of course...."

Elmesha nodded slightly shyly.

In front of my family, she seems to have completely lost the loneliness and arrogance that belonged to the empress in the past.....Instead, she was like an ordinary girl, shy, and stuttered:

"Actually... Xiaotu and I are not married yet... this time, I just want to invite you... to the wedding..."

Having said this, she raised her head, her eyes full of hope:

"So... I don't know if you would, Madam..."

"Yes! Of course I do! Xiaotu's wedding, I must attend!" The stepmother said, looking at the old bastard, "husband, don't you think?"

"Of course... Since it is the wedding of the'Dearest Son', how can I not attend it?"

The old bastard was pretending to be honest, and winked at me as he said.

I saw my teeth itching, but I didn't dare to attack it in person.

"Then thank you Madam!"

El Mesa said with a little excitement, she looked like a little girl who had been praised, and she was full of cheers.

"It's okay... After all, we will be family in the future... It's just..."

Having said this, the stepmother took out a handkerchief from her pocket and said while wiping her tears.

"Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, my little picture was going to get married...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yesterday...

"Madam, you mean... the small picture still wets the bed until now?"

Elmesa asked in a little surprise, her gaze suddenly increased by a few denominators.

"No! How could bedwetting?!"

I pleaded dumbfoundingly.

Although El Mesa can use the British language proficiently...

However, it is clear that there are still problems with her reading and comprehension of human language.

Can't understand the metaphor of human beings in time span...

After all, for the elves, there is not much difference between ten years and twenty years and ten days and a half months, both are very short intervals.But for humans, this is enough to make a baby grow into an adult.

Therefore, the human perception of the passing of time is naturally something that the elves cannot feel.

"Don't be shy, small picture... Even if you still wet the bed, it doesn't matter to tell me~"

Elmesha obviously didn't believe me, and she held my hand to follow her way.

How do I feel that you want me to wet the bed?!

What is the situation?

"It doesn't exist. The last time I wetted the bed, it was when I was very young. It was because of Lilith..."

Having said this, I quickly closed my mouth.

Oh my god, I almost told the black history!

Fortunately, I braked, or the result would be disastrous!

"Oh... it turns out to be like this..."

Seeing my denial, Elmesa finally believed my words, but she muttered a little depressed:

"I thought I could take care of the little picture as a child...really..."

what?If I really wet the bed, would you still want to change my diaper?

I don't understand.... How can anyone like to change diapers in this world?

At this time, the stepmother's voice sounded in due course:

"Hahaha, I know... it was the time your son was covered by Lilith in the quilt, right? That time you hid in the toilet with wet pants and cried for a long time, why I told you not to come out ,later......"

"Mom! Stop talking!"

I forgot this one!The stepmother is someone who knows most of the black history in my life!

And Elmesha’s eyes were full of excitement:

"What happened? What happened?"

"Hey, was Miss Elmesa originally interested in these things? I still have a lot of stories about Xiaotu's childhood, do you want to hear it?"