What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

When I heard this sentence, my brain instantly stopped thinking.

Because the amount of information contained in this short sentence is really amazing!It's terrible!

I was so scared that my mind was almost down!!

Oh my god!

Although I know...My father used to be a bohemian playboy, who was merciless, swaying flowers, and incurring a lot of romantic debts.....There have been a dozen lovers and more illegitimate children.

But even so...I never thought that this old thing is a male and female eater!!

This is too scary!

Even if you are hungry, you can't choose food.!

Wait... I remember I heard someone say that this army is marching and fighting, sometimes it lasts for years to fight outside.There were many times during this period that no woman was seen at all.That's why there is such a sentence, which is called: Having been in the soldier for three years, the **Semi...In other words, the big-headed soldier who is hungry and does not choose food will never be picky when it comes to women.

But this is still about women...what should I do when there are no women?Ahem.... At this time, there can only be noble officers X mercenary captains, domineering captains X weak petty officers, weak petty officers X attacking soldiers...In short, there is nowhere to be a muscular man like a barracks. The place to vent.... If you are not careful, it will become a scene full of deep dark fantasy♂ like a "big man".

This is also the voice of the basic argument that the old bastard often criticized the feudal army for corruption and the ugly crimes that did not protect the basic human rights of soldiers.Therefore...when the old bastard's revolutionary army absorbs the lord's army as "liberation fighters", it always promotes "guarantee the safety of the soldiers' buttocks", disintegrating the military spirit of the noble army, and winning the bottom soldiers into their own camp. Come.

When I heard the old bastard tell this paragraph, I actually didn't believe it... I always felt that the old thing must have made up some sensational stories to scare me.

Now it seems.... Not only are these things not fake, the facts are probably more blatant than the old bastard said.

The most terrifying thing is...

This old thing seems to have tried it personally!Oh my God!

Although he is indeed a scumbag!

But he is my own father anyway!

Knowing that my father did this kind of thing when he was young, you told me that I could not accept it anyway!

It's terrible, OK!

Wait... Isn't this kind of thing already a sign?

No wonder he keeps forcing me to wear women's clothing!At first I thought it was just his boring and evil taste... Now I want to think about it!Think carefully!

Flegan of Dog Day, why do you old prostitute with chrysanthemum drill want me to know these things?It's too much!

Do you know how much damage your filthy language has brought to this young master's pure heart?

Now my soul is so traumatized that I want to go to dream show business circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle!!

Thinking of this, I was shattered and almost fell into an unconscious state.It was completely relying on the last will in his heart that he reluctantly raised the Excalibur in his hand to prepare Friegan.

"Say! What is the relationship between you and my father?"

I desperately instilled the scarlet spirit energy of my body into the divine sword.

For a time, the sword light on the cheka skyrocketed, and it suddenly changed into a blazing long sword measuring several feet long, shining with the brilliance of flames.

"Today, if you can't give me a satisfactory answer... believe it or not, I'm dragging you and your whole shit cult will die together!"

I roared at Friegan.

"Lin...Master Lindentu...you...you calm down...things are not what you think..."

Seeing the blade of hell in my hand, which seemed to be taken from Satan, Bishop Fleigan changed his face again.

Obviously... he didn't expect me to react so fiercely to what he said.

"Say!"

I was not in the mood to listen to his nonsense, and shouted again.

"Really...it's not what you think...I just admire your father...and mentally treat him as the object of your first love...and the most perfect female image in my heart On behalf of... nothing more... it is purely my unilateral wishful thinking..."

Friegan panicked a little, and stammered quickly to explain.

I was finally relieved after hearing the words "just after unilateral wishful thinking".

Fortunately, fortunately.... It's just that the thief is unilaterally yy... It's not that the old thing has really done such shameful things.

That way...I'm relieved.

But having said that, Friegan has a really strong taste, and he actually regards a greasy middle-aged man like an old bastard as "the most perfect female image representative in his heart". I don't know if he is blind or blind. My mind is caught by the toilet door...

and many more!

It seems something is wrong, right?

Why is it a "perfect female image representative"?The old bastard is obviously a man, right?!

Otherwise...it can't be the old thing that gave birth to my mother and daughter Lily to have me, right?This kind of thing against the sky, even the Frost Snow God Tree descended by the Elf Ancestor God can't do it at all!

It is absolutely impossible to think about it!

Thinking of this, I once again raised the divine sword in my hand, and sternly questioned Bishop Friegan:

"No! My father is obviously a man? Why do you think of him as the most perfect woman? This is impossible!"

"No... Master Lindentu, this is what I thought from the bottom of my heart. I did not deceive you."

Friegan said seriously:

"Because in my opinion... only a girl who grows up to be a complete woman can become the most perfect woman in the world!"

Having said this, Fleagan's clenched fist showed a fanatical expression:

"When the heavens and the earth were born, the heavenly Father first created Adam, the ancestor of mankind... and then used Adam's ribs to create the world's first woman Eve."

"Therefore... at the beginning of the world, women are incomplete. Therefore, only through the union between men and women can we breed offspring and complete the sacred union!"

"Fu She is a perfect creation that is completely different from the flawed women in this world... They have the sunshine of a man, but also have such a soft and beautiful body, and an impeccable gentleness... What is more valuable is..... Helping her is half a man...so they will understand the psychology of men better than women, and know how to please their partner than women! Therefore, only helping her, one Only men can get the most extreme! The most ecstasy experience!"

Speaking of this, Friegan danced with his hands as if possessed by a demon, and his face also surged with excitement.

"So... in my opinion, only helping her is the real woman! Only helping her is the most perfect woman! Only they are the most gifted creations that fit the Father's intention!"

"And...Lin Dengwan...TA is the'first' woman I have ever seen in my life...and was once the most perfect! So I regard her as my true first love in this life! A true lover!"

Having said this, Friegan paused for a while, after breathing heavily for a long time.

He finally calmed down slightly.

Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Fleagan looked at me with a sly look, and said in a heavy tone:

"Of course... that's only once... now Heavenly Father has shown me a more perfect creation..."

At this time, his expression became strange:

"That person...it's you...my dear Master Lindentu..."

137. Fanatic

Seeing Friegan's extremely wretched eyes, I just felt that the goose bumps were about to rise, and I was uncomfortable.

Sure enough... this kind of unreasonable perversion shouldn't let him live in this world!

"Success!"

Thinking of this, I once again input the scarlet psychic energy into the divine sword, holding the hilt in both hands and swinging it towards the high platform!

I saw that a pure energy pike shot out from the blade, and went straight towards Friegan's door.

But strangely, the thief did not dodge.He just smiled evilly, and put his palm out of his wide sleeves and swiped in front of him!

Suddenly, a black death breath spread out from Friegan's palm, and spread out in a spiral shape to block the direct energy training!

'Cracking'——

The darkness of death and the psionics violently collided in the air, and eventually scattered the psionics around.

Seeing the sword aura formed by the condensed scarlet spirit energy scattered around, I was taken aback.

Although the appearance of the protective barrier just now has made me realize that Friegan has some countermeasures in his hand... But what I never expected is that this thief actually has the ability to resist my sword spirit. means!

To know that the blow just now, although I didn't use my full strength, the destructive power was far higher than the sword that just broke the barrier.But he was accepted so lightly by Friegan.

I can only say that I still underestimated the strength of this thief.

But...the strange thing is that before that, I hadn't noticed even the slightest energy fluctuation in Friegan.It feels like he is an ordinary person without any supernatural powers...

So where did this powerful death breath come from?

It's weird...

"Master Lindentu...I have said it many times, don't be so impatient..."

After resolving my attack, Friegan smiled sinisterly, then raised his left hand and waved in the air:

"If you are still so impatient after this warning...then this seat cannot guarantee the safety of His Majesty the Emperor!"

Speaking of him, he put his palm to his side for a while, and in an instant, dozens of pitch-black death energy shot out from his palm!And fly in the direction of Constance!

I saw that more than a dozen groups of death energy transformed into the shape of a skeleton in the air, hovering around Constance's body, and finally turned into the six-pointed star on that stereotype.Wander and circulate in the sunken lines!

"Hmm!!"

As if she felt the danger coming, little Lori's eyes became horrified, and her tied limbs continued to struggle, trying to escape the dangerous aura, and she kept looking at me for help.

At this moment.... I finally discovered what Friegan has been nesting in the palm of my left hand!

The cross made of black iron...but it is completely different from the cross that is usually seen...

The cross in Friegan's hand is completely upside down... and the person who is bound to the cross is not the suffering brother... but a skeleton with a hyena's head!

Inverse cross and skeleton...this...this is the mark of the abyss devil!

Thinking of this, my heart was shocked, and I finally understood where Friegan's power came from.

There is no doubt.... Fleagan signed a contract with the devil... and the inverse cross is a token of the abyss devil and the contractor!All his power is supplied by the abyss, from the devil!

No wonder I didn't find any energy fluctuations in him before.

Although to me... as long as you use the power of materialism, you can easily break through all the blindfolds of monsters, ghosts, gods, and gods...

But after all, it involves the mighty abyssal devil...I am not sure that I will completely crush everything before Friegen takes down Constance.

So.... Never act rashly.... Be sure to settle down... Look for flaws and opportunities.

Thinking of this, I temporarily put away Cheka, and in my heart I strengthened my vigilance again.

"Okay.... Bishop Fleagan... I would like to listen to your story... But correspondingly, I hope I can get enough respect!"

After I finished speaking, I gave Friegan a fiercely warned look, and slammed the divine sword to the ground.

"Oh... I really can't make a joke... He is clearly Lin Dengwan's son, but he has inherited the blood of humor. It's really sad..."

Hearing my answer, Friegan shook his head with regret, and with a shrinking hand, he put the inverse cross into his sleeve again.

"Anyway, there is still time... let me tell you... what a great person your father Linden Wan is!"

Bishop Fleagan's face began to show reminiscence. He flicked his sleeves and said in a very nostalgic tone:

"I was born in the Kingdom of Gaul... Donachan Alphonse von Sois de Sade is my original name."

"When I was three years old, I realized my gender for the first time... I was full of curiosity about the body of the opposite sex... When my body is fully mature, this kind of curiosity and desire to explore is even more important. unstoppable....."

"Fortunately, Heavenly Father has pity for me... let me be born in a prominent noble house... This also gives me enough financial resources and opportunities... to get close to get everything I want The woman who wants to'inquire'."

"From the age of thirteen...I was a frequent visitor to the brothel...By the time I was seventeen, none of the 173 brothels in the entire capital city knew me! There has never been a prostitute in the entire royal city that has never done business with me!"

"But that's it... I still feel dissatisfied! I am energetic and clear-headed... I want to explore the mystery of pleasure... I desperately want to understand everything... I desperately want a beautiful and more perfect woman!"

"By the age of eighteen... the vulgar fans of the brothel can no longer satisfy me... so I set my goal on those more holy women... such as the saints of the church... .. The nuns of the monastery... the women who hide their bodies under bloated robes."

"But such a woman can't be obtained with power and money...so I can only use some'tough' methods... to finally let these holy girls fall under my feet. "

Speaking of this, Bishop Friegan made a sick hiss in his throat, seeming to miss those years.

"Knowing now.... Thinking of the humiliating look of those nuns...I still feel extremely excited! Of course...for those lovely girls...what I did back then Maybe things have gone too far..."

Having said that, Friegan spread his hands without regret:

"After the belly of a few nuns got bigger...the matter was revealed, and even shook His Majesty the King...Even my father couldn't help it..."

"So... I was sent to the infamous Bastille... and lived there for twelve years..."

"Perhaps because I am too famous for women... His Majesty the King strictly forbids the jailer to accept bribes from my father, and does not allow anyone to send me a woman in..."