What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen
What Should I Do If I am Forced to Marry by the Elf Empress Chapter 256
"Your envoy is so young and promising... I wonder if it comes from the famous family of the Mage Association?"
"Yes...Yes...Speaking of which, the old man doesn't know yet."
Upon hearing the white-haired old man’s question, Jacob, the violence mage, immediately cast a curious look at me.
This...this...what family?
Don't say...I really haven't thought about it...
I also blamed Jacob, a horrible old man full of brain muscles. As a high-level member of the Mage Association, he didn't verify his identity and treated me as the messenger of the Association, which made me almost forget this.
It's good now, I'm not so foolish when I meet someone who understands.
How about..... Just tell the truth, just say that I am Linden Tu, son of Linden Wan?
No.... Although the name of the old bastard is like thunder on the mainland, it is also like a cloud.Can't report his name so easily.
Otherwise, if this fried chicken guild member also has an enemy with the old bastard, then it's all over.
Therefore, the status of the special envoy of the Mage Association must be maintained...If you use it well, maybe you can unite the old man's power to escape from prison.
Hmm...Think about it...I remember that there seemed to be a member of the Society of Wizards in Britain?What is his name?The impression seems to be tall and running fast.
Oh yes!I remember what his name is!
Thinking of this, I smiled calmly and said to Colonel Kentucky:
"Haha, ashamed, ashamed, Mr. Colonel is utterly praised. I am the nephew of the Wallace member of the Mage Association..."
"Wallace?!"
The moment he heard this name, the Kentucky Colonel, who was still smiling, suddenly changed his face.
"That's the one from the Mage Association...the Wallace member who sells fake and inferior fried chicken in the name of the Fried Chicken Association?!"
what?!
That Wallace also sells fried chicken?
But I really don't know!Because I also know such a member of the Wizards Association!
But before I could explain, the white-haired old man sneered and said:
"Okay, okay.... I just wondered why you were bothering you with Brother Clown... it turned out to be someone sent by the Wallace family! I understand, I understand!"
"The Wallace Family!"
At this moment, the clown also squeezed from the crowd with excitement, he smiled ecstatically:
"Hahahaha! You incompetent families who sell fake and inferior fried chicken! Today I finally fell into the hands of my Uncle McDelaue!"
Then, the white-haired old man and the clown, who were still mocking each other just now, immediately hooked their shoulders together.
"Mr. Colonel!"
"Your Excellency Medela!"
The two of them drew eyebrows for a long time, and shook hands again, before pushing down the back of the crowd and giving orders to the people under their hands:
"Launch! Beat this spy of the Wallace family into a pig!"
Suddenly, dozens of clowns and old gray-haired men raised their sledgehammers and aimed them at me and the Violent Mage.
Watching the situation reverse in an instant.
I opened my mouth wide and didn't know what to say for a while.
This...this..... They all sell fried chicken....Why should it be so incompatible?
Besides, I am not Wallace! I just want to talk to you and have such difficulties?
Alas... Forget it, I originally wanted to solve it peacefully.
Now it seems that I still have to do it.
Why is this...really...
Thinking of this, I lifted the sledgehammer and attached the power of materialism to it.Before the friends of the Fried Chicken Association opened fire, they shot the hammer on the wooden handle.
Dududududu--
Just listen to the muffled sound of a dense burst of air colliding with metal and flesh.
Under my control, the hammer head wrapped in the power of materialism, like a pendulum swaying wildly, instantly hit all the members of the Fried Chicken Guild!
After all of them fell to the ground, I once again manipulated the hammer to hit all the pots.
Accompanied by the crisp sound of the ceramic cracking, the aroma of food floated from the air.
Hmm...a closer smell, it seems to be fried chicken!
Very good, good luck, eat chicken tonight!
Ignore the trembling Kentucky colonel and the clown Medlau who hugged in the distance.
I picked up a chicken leg from the broken clay pot on the ground and gnawed it.
Not bad!This chicken drumstick is quite fragrant!
At this time, the violent mage rushed from the side excitedly:
"My envoy! My envoy! It's amazing! The old man just counted, you made 17 rounds in two seconds!"
42. Please let me eat the master's... (reward plus more)
That's it, after cleaning up all of the fried chicken union.
Before I could give the order, the Violent Mage immediately rushed up with a look of excitement, picked up the sledgehammer, and hit the clown and the white-haired old man.Three times five divided by two, they beat the crying father and calling the mother.
The screams like a pig, the birds on the startled treetops all fled.
And the miserable appearance of the two godfathers is completely unbearable to look directly at.
How should I put it... that was really beaten and even my mother couldn't recognize it.
The cruel beating lasted for half an hour before it finally stopped.
During this period, I have been sitting at the foot of the mountain and eating fried chicken.
For the purpose of accumulating strength, I separated dozens of materialistic forces and attached them to the fried chicken unions, and did not allow them to be dragged into the electrotherapy room by the restraining force of space.
After all... this resistance is always bloody and sacrificed.
But the blood in the human body is limited after all, and it would be too chilling to let the suffering working people bleed.
Therefore, as a rebel with a firm belief, it is my job to reduce the loss of the people as much as possible.
Anyway, these gangsters of the fried chicken trade union are also feudal gang members in the old society, and sooner or later they will be crushed by the iron fist of the rebel dictatorship.It's better to give full play to the surplus value, put them in front as cannon fodder, and block the thunder and lightning in the hands of black-skinned dogs.
In this way, both the vital force of resistance is preserved and waste is used, and the stubborn reactionary forces are greatly eliminated.Isn't it beautiful to kill two birds with one stone?
Hehe... Xiaoye's horse philosophy is still good.
Thinking of this, I tore off a chicken wing from my hand, put it in my mouth and gobbled it up.
And the violent mage over there, after beating the two godfathers of the gang without even screaming, he clapped his hands unconsciously and asked me for instructions;
"Special Envoy, do you want to tie them up?"
Seeing the two lumps lying on the ground that are almost non-human, I shook my head unbearably:
"No need... They can't move anyway..."
"What about the others?"
After getting a negative answer, the Violent Mage immediately turned his gaze to the Fried Chicken Trade Union.
The excited gaze immediately made them tremble with fear, and hurriedly shrank into the grass.
"It doesn't need to be tied up...Forget it, it doesn't make much sense anyway..." I sighed, and waved the fried chicken at Sir Jacob, "Forget it... .Come and eat**!"
"Good! The old man is already hungry!"
The Violent Mage immediately ran over excitedly, grabbed a fried chicken casually, bit it down, and swallowed a third.
I was frightened by the eating method called Fauvism.
This old man...couldn't it be demonized into a human?This food look.... It's uglier than a dog...
Just as I was thinking this way, I suddenly remembered the dissatisfied voice of protest from the dog mother.
"Master...people...people eat very elegantly! Not like this old man..."
Uh... I almost forgot that there is still a big fat dog living on him.
"Lin Dengtu! People are not fat at all, okay? I'm a slender girl!"
Now, Sonya's voice became more and more angry.
and many more!Why can you hear everything in my heart?Isn't it scientific?
"Huh...Don't forget, people are the devil~ It's just instinct to spy on people's hearts..."
bad!I forgot this one.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly ordered in a formal tone:
"Sonia, I order you in the name of my master not to pry into my thoughts!"
"Don't look... Don't watch... The master is such a stingy!"
Sonya complained a little unhappy.
But it didn’t take long.... The dog mother sounded from my consciousness with a pleading and shy voice:
"That...Master..."
"what's up?"
I pretended to be unhappy and responded in my heart.
"So...Sonia hasn't eaten for a long time...I'm very hungry now...I don't know the owner...Can you..."
Oh...this little greedy dog...want to eat, right?
Want to be beautiful!How could it be so easy. I spied on my consciousness just now...Don't think that I will forgive you if you have a big breast and just act like a baby.how is this possible?
Thinking of this, I maliciously tore off a fragrant chicken leg from the fried chicken in my hand, deliberately shook it in front of my eyes, and said:
"Puppy... this big drumstick... do you want to eat it?"
"Hmm!"
Although it was just a mental fluctuation, I still felt the excitement of the dog mother.
"Woo-"
After speaking, Sonia appeared next to me out of thin air, opened her mouth and headed for the chicken thigh.
"Stop!"
I relentlessly pulled the drumstick away from the dog's mouth, blocking the excited Sonya.
"How.... What's the master?"
Sonia's tone was full of doubts, and a pointed dog ear was pulled down cutely, but her dark eyes kept peeking in the direction of the chicken thigh, her eyes full of eagerness and desire.
Want to eat so much?Then I will tease you even more!
"What's the matter? You say you want to eat it for you? It's not polite at all! Go go and die for me!"
I pretended to push Sonya aside.
"No...no master! I'm sorry...but...but I'm just too hungry...sorry!"
The innocent dog mother was anxious immediately, grabbed my arm and explained incoherently.The **** on his chest also leaped, making an eye-catching wave.
And I quickly removed my eyes
This fat dog... almost got confused by the amount of milk that he produced.
No way!I must be cruel!It is necessary to punish this presumptuous young lady a little.
Thinking of this, my heart moved and put on an angry expression.