What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

But at this moment, a familiar voice sounded outside the door:

"Breeder! Breeder! Are you there? Sonia wants to eat meat!"

41. Big trouble

Then, just listen to a "bang" sound.

The door opened.

A certain stupid dog named Sonia walked in from the outside with a swagger.

"Come out quickly! Sonia clearly smelled the scent of dragon meat... Keeper, you can't hide your own things!"

She yelled and looked around, looking for the "breeder" figure, when her eyes moved to me.

Sonia's face suddenly showed a ghostly expression:

"Hey-why are you here, Master?!"

Later, when she saw the disheveled little Loli next to me, the surprise on her face reached its extreme in an instant, and she let out a cry that was sharper than before:

"Hey, hey-breeder! Why are you here?! Also...you are so shameless to stick with your master?!"

Miss Erha's eyes widened, and she glanced back and forth between me and Little Lori, her faces full of disbelief and surprise.

"You...you...what the hell is this?"

Hearing Sonya's high-pitched exclamation into the cloud, my consciousness paralyzed by alcohol suddenly became sober.

what's the situation?How did Sonya this stupid dog touch the kitchen?It happens to be at this time...it is troublesome, this time it is troublesome!

We must know that after being trained by El Mesa's "carrot and stick", the silly dog ​​Sonia has completely rebelled against the revolution and defected to the female imperialist reactionary!

Now... she has become the eagle dog sent by El Mesa to watch me...

And the slightly subtle look of Mirko and I was seen again by her.

In case... this stupid dog took this to give a small report to Elmesha, then I'll be completely finished!

After all, El Mesa said to her, "If you report to her the misbehavior of the owner of the small picture, you will be rewarded."

And in terms of Sonia’s touching morals...I have more than ten thousand reasons to believe that this stupid dog will definitely be unable to resist the temptation of imperialist sugar-coated cannonballs and report to El Mesa that I am the original owner!

So... Anyway, Sonia must be held steady!She must not be allowed to inform El Mesa at this juncture!

Otherwise, all my previous efforts will be wasted!

God!I don't want to be slapped for such inexplicable things!

Calm down... calm down...

Although the silly dog ​​Sonia has no morals at all, her IQ is even more touching. It is basically in the range of zero crossing but five. So, as long as I give full play to my superb acting skills, she is still completely fooled. Not a problem.

Thinking of this, I shook off Mirko calmly, pretending to be drunk, raised my glass and said to Sonia:

"Ah...it's Sonia...come soon...come soon...accompany...a drink with the master..."

"Don't... the smell of alcohol on the master... so unpleasant~"

Erha covered his nose and backed away two steps in disgust.

But the line of sight still wandered between me and Mirko.

After a while, she finally stepped forward like a courage, stretched out a finger and shook it, and said solemnly:

"Master of the small picture... Don't you think you did this... I'm sorry Master Aisha?"

Then she blushed and looked at the disheveled little Lori and said:

"And... and... the object of... cheating is actually a young girl like a breeder... Jane... it's crazy!"

When the silly dog ​​said that I was coming out of the closet, Mirko, I couldn't bear it immediately, and the anger surged from my heart:

"Nonsense! Who would cheat on a man?!"

With that said, I stood up and neatly gave this big brainless silly dog ​​a hand knife.

"Hey... it hurts... Master, why are you hitting me?"

The silly dog ​​held his head, lowered his head aggrievedly, and shrugged it down with his pointed ears.

"I'm ashamed to ask! As a pet, you slander your master like men! Shouldn't you fight?"

I said badly.

"But... but the breeder is clearly a girl?"

Looking at the drunk little Lori, Sonya asked very puzzled.

"That's just an illusion! She is a loli who has turned into a stubborn guy!" I continued to teach, "It is the same reason that you can become a husky!"

"Oh... Is that so?"

Sonya nodded faintly, and the eye-catching Feng Ting on her chest also swayed up and down, attracting my attention.

But soon, her eyes lit up again.

"Hey...Master, weren't you drunk just now?" A sly smile appeared on the dog mother's face. "Why did you wake up when I said the breeder...?"

I was at a loss when I asked Sonya.

Yeah... Didn't I just pretend to be drunk?Why do you forget when you get excited?!

Miscalculation...It's a shame in life to be put on by Sonya this stupid dog...

"So... can people understand that what the master said just now was just lying to Sonia?"

Kenniang's eyes turned straight and thief, revealing a rare gleam of wisdom.

"That.... Of course not..." I explained reluctantly, "I'm just having fun with Mirko... Besides, she was originally a man, you ask Everyone knows it."

"Master.... It's wrong to lie..." The dog mother shook her head, clasped her two small fists and placed her on her chest, a little mad, "Besides, such a ridiculous lie again. How could you believe it? The master would underestimate Sonya, right?"

Not underestimating....It is sympathy...

You stupid silly dog, why didn't I believe the truth when I told you?

"No... I didn't lie... Mirko really is a man! No matter who you ask about this, you know."

"Hmph... Master is really stubborn." The dog mother pursed her mouth, obviously a little unhappy. She pointed to Lori's torn clothes and said, "Then... about this, Master. How to explain it?"

With that said, the dog mother lowered her head with a reddish complexion:

"If... the lord... the lord just puts on my breasts, it doesn’t matter...but...but even such a small girl will not let go...and...it’s too beastly Got it!"

Are you husky embarrassed to call me a beast?What do you mean?

"I said that Mirko is a man! Why don't you believe it?" I explained dubiously, "Besides, I didn't tear the clothes, but she drank too much!"

But at this moment, little Lolita stood up dizzy for some reason.It stuck to my body like a dogskin plaster, swaying my arm and saying:

"Cheat...Cheat...obviously...it's your pervert who took the initiative to seduce me...you are all to blame...hee hee...hee hee... ."

"Lord... Actively seduce?!"

Seeing little Lolita's eyes blurred, the dog mother's face immediately showed horror.

She lowered her head and murmured to herself in a low voice:

"If you don't even have a chest, you have to seduce...it's hard...no wonder the owner keeps saying that he wants a'Japanese dog'..."

What the hell!Stop your fantasy for me!

What she said and what you think is not the same thing at all!

I explained it incoherently:

"No... it's not like that, Sonia, let me explain... Mirko said that I used to wear women's clothing..."

"No, Master, you don't need to explain."

The dog mother shook her head, staring at me with a serious look like a scum:

"Anyway... you cheated on the back of Master Aisha, it is wrong!"

42. Tempting a silly dog

"Further...more...Master you...you tell me **...whatever you say is a'Japanese dog'...but...but... ."

Looking at the large exposed skin of little Lolita, two red clouds suddenly rose on the white cheeks of the dog mother.

"Hook...seduce a young girl like a breeder...fill her with wine...and...and tear her clothes...no matter what you want, it's still too...too... ..."

After holding back for a long time, the dog mother couldn't say the words behind.

In the end, I had to break the jar and smash it authentically:

"Anyway... Master, it is wrong for you to do this!"

Listening to Inuniang's righteous and strict lesson, I can't tell the pain in my heart.

I just drank a few more glasses with Mirko...what kind of cheating?

Besides, Mirko is a man!It's a man!

The entire Cold Frost Mountain knows, Sonia, why don't you believe it!

"Sonia, listen to me...this is a misunderstanding, you really misunderstand it completely!"

I shook my head with a wry smile, and then pulled Mirko over, shaking her petite body, and said anxiously:

"Milko...tell her quickly, you are a man, you accidentally took the wrong medicine, and your talent turned into a loli! Come on!"

But I don't know if it was too much or something. After being shaken by me a few times, little Lori didn't wake up, but became more and more confused.

"Ah...I...how could I be a man? I have survived so two girlfriends...hehe..."

Mirko shook her head unconsciously. She plunged into my arms and said vaguely:

"Also...it’s better to be a young girl...Yes...Yes, I’m a loli, I’m a 400-year-old girl.....all...I was pictured by Linden Perverted!"

My day, how come this silly hanger is still holding which pot but not opening it!

I asked your kid to explain, why did you give me the darker description?Knock your mother!Knock your mother!

This broken throat is really a broken throat, pitting people, it is really unambiguous at all!!

"Milko! Explain clearly to me! Tell her you are a man! Tell her!"

I shook harder.

Little Lori's eyes were slightly clearer now.

"Ok...Okay...I said...I wanted to be popular with young girls...I just became a loli deliberately... hee hee... hee hee ....."

what?So your kid is still a lolicon?

I've always been weird before...Milcoming is more than 400 years old, how can he become Lori instead of Yujie.

Today I finally understand...Milkota must have added something to the medicine. He thought it could "attract young girls", so he made a mistake and turned himself into a loli. That must be the case!

What a beast!

Actually want to start with the young girl!No wonder they still scold the two female elders as "stupid women" in their dreams. They turned out to be the kind of people who like airports more than plump breasts and fat buttocks... I understand....

But having said that... I like young girls to turn myself into young girls.

Isn't this the highest level of lolicon in the legend?

In a sense... Mirko has realized her ideal, right?

"Master! Master! Don't force her...she's still a child...just let her go!"

At this time, the dog mother couldn't bear her voice from the side.

"Sonia, did you hear that just now? Mirko is such a man!"

"Okay, Master.... If you bully the breeder like this, Sonia will be angry!"

The dog mother was akimbo, staring at me unhappy.