With Contract Skill Many Brides!

"Oh my God, are you awake at last?"

My body is sluggish, I just send my gaze to the voice... and there was a squeaky old lady looking down from above my head.

"Ooh. Grandma's lap pillow..."

"Is that the first voice? I'm a god, do you think I can hear that?

-God?

When I woke up surrounded by high school girls trying to get to work, my grandmother had a lap pillow? I feel like I'm going from heaven to hell.

"What are you dreaming about... I'm your grandmother..."

Close your eyes again to see the continuation of girls' high school dreams. Now that I know it's a dream, I swear to my heart I'll talk to you for a second...

Beep!!

Electricity runs all over your body and jumps.

"What the hell!! I want to keep dreaming!!

"Don't worry, it's not a dream! I'll make you a Buddha if you spit on me any more!

What are you talking about? Wasn't it a dream? I'm dead? Speaking of which, didn't you hear the explosion?

"Um, am I dead? Onee-sama?

"//... Are you questioning onee-sama?

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Tell me, onee-sama doesn't call me "Onee-sama," but my strike zone is not that high, and catchers can't reach it even if they jump up.

"I'm not going to talk about it. I'm going to keep going."

Yes...

"The contents of the vehicle you were in were summoned to some country in the world."

"Some sort of alien summons?

Sometimes you read about Lanobe? Nearly forty, but there's not a single stunt that can cheat on knowledge, so I guess I should have studied a little more...

"It's good to talk fast, I don't care if it's a sword and magical alien summoning story that you read so well."

"Wait! How do you know my hobbies!?

"You're a god, I know everything from hobbies to sexuality."

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No, I want to become a Buddha.

"I'll go on, it's hard to go on, there's something you need to do in the world from now on."

"What do you want me to do?

"Well, I'm the former god of the world, and now I'm a pillar of the god of the earth, but the balance in the world has become strange, so I want you to do something about it."

"Balance? Demon King extermination?

"No, the Demon King should not be involved this time, but the ratio of men to women in the world has gone crazy."

"What? I don't want to go to a world full of men..."

Who likes to say, "Anger! A new world full of men! What do you want to do? Are you freaking out?

Er, please be a Buddha.

"Don't you want to hear the end of the story! The other way around!

"The other way around?... it's full of guys! I'm not trying to trick you! Make him a Buddha!

"It's not a woman! Too many women!! Phew, are you sure this guy's okay? I can't make any further changes right now..."

"Leary?

"You can't use English at all! It's disgusting!"

"Full of women? Let me go now, sister!

"... I'll keep explaining, the world was originally halved in sex ratio, but there's a lot of monsters out there that can make children between humans."

"Oak!"

"Well, monsters like Orcs and Goblins and Cyclops, I don't know when they started, but they seem to be recognized by the world as men."

"Shouldn't the people I know only be born with monsters?

"That's right, that's why men are barely born from the tribe."

"So I'm going to another world and I'm going to take down monsters?

"If you can understand things well and help me, you can expect me to find out the cause and get rid of them, at least if you can spread the fact."

I feel like they're saying something a little worse, but you don't have to defeat the Demon King or anything... you just have to defeat the fishy goblins! That's easy!