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The most terrifying routines!

Wu Liang thought of countless possibilities, and among them, there were a few more reliable ones. He discussed it with Shay.

"Of course, the first place is that people are stupid and have a lot of money. It is very likely that they are a second generation, eager to show themselves, and use a small amount of money to quickly make a profit, which is appreciated and recognized by the family."

Shyly said, "You read too many novels, my grandfather told me, don't believe that there will be pie in the sky, if there is, it is a lie!"

Wu Liangshen agreed. This kind of thing, how can I put it, he is not a great god, and there is a golden lord who makes a lot of money with a free reward!

"So the second possibility is to lie to the paper, the real master of swindlers, give some sweetness first, and then catch my big fish!"

"Yeah, consider defeat beforehand, and then win again. As long as the wallet is stable, even the thief will be in vain!" Shame this little money fan, give full play to your fine tradition of tightly holding your money bag, and propose a relatively reliable Suggestions.

"That's it, just don't give the other party money! Let me think about it again, the question is, how will he lie to me in the end?"

Shame and brainstorming, "Well, the other party might be a beautiful woman, trying to deceive you to make money? Hey, no, how does she know that you are handsome?"

"Ashamed, you finally told the truth. Let me tell you. When I was in high school, I couldn't understand the meaning of'handsome' when the teacher said. At that time, my classmates handed me a mirror and took a picture. I understood in an instant."

o(╯□╰)o

"Bah bah bah,

However, I just like your cheeky and confident look knowing you are not good!"Shame gave Wu Liang such a definition.

To be honest, when it comes to appearance, Wu Liang is very grateful to his parents for inheriting such a powerful gene.

He has seen his parents’ wedding photos that year, well, forget it, not to boast!

But it is also because of this gene that Wu Liang is so old and still single. It is really a saying that Wu Liang drank too much, "Handsome is not only a pain for men, but also a pain for women... I am lonely for life. ...Because...all MMs think they are not good enough for me..."

But after he finished speaking, he would often be stunned by others, "Can handsome be a meal?"

Wu Liang started to marry food, so now he is dedicated to fighting and struggling, and he wants to live a different life.

Facing the shy spit, he didn't mind very much. He just rushed to his own hair that didn't have any shape. He knew that handsome also needs to be cleaned up!

Believe it or not, you try the whole pot cover?Play in minutes.

What's more, I didn't mention the torn clothes. I just came to a five-star hotel. Then I put on the shirt and trousers from the interview that year. It didn't have any characteristics, like an insurance seller...

Without tangling this issue too much, Wu Liang continued to brainstorm with shame.

"Let’s talk about the third possibility first! The other party dug a big hole for me, ready to let me fall?"

"Then what do you deserve to cheat you like this?"

Wu Liang pondered for two seconds, then said a terrifying conspiracy, "Is it because I was impressed by my handsome and asked me to go to the footbass to shoot?"

puff!Ashamed, he sprayed a sip of green tea on Wu Liang's head, and then he coughed loudly. While coughing, he said intermittently, "Just...you, OK...no!"

Wu Liang said disgustedly, "How can you justify being a man?"

After speaking, he also braided his hair with his hands. With the blessing of green tea, his hairstyle became a big back and he felt much better.

I am ashamed to have the blessing of Tiankui, and I am not afraid that Wu Liang can turn the sky, continue to tease, "Hey, hey, people don't look at the looks in the film? How about your next film like this, let's study and study, and we need to bring the plot!"

Wu Liang, who hadn't flirted with it, immediately burst into flames, but as soon as he thought about it, at this broken internet speed, let's wash and sleep!Don't the hard-working movies become gourd baby or live news?

"What are you still studying? I can teach you on-site, which is much cooler than facing a small screen!"

"Okay, how about you run a red light?"

Thinking of this, Wu Liang stopped cooking, "Didn't we say that the other party had some purpose? Keep going!"

"Huh? Don't persuade you!"

However, with the interruption of a sentence like just now, Wu Liang also became small, and the joy of earning eight hundred and eighty-eight was gone, "Forget it, what is the plan for this Taibai cat, as you said, I Keep the fence tight, afraid of what he will do?"

Wu Liang looked at the computer and added a few other people who requested to add friends. They all sent a few hellos, and then they consulted about 159 stocks. Wu Liang didn’t just ignore the consultation, the more so. If you like to consult, the more likely you are to wait and see, it is better for such customers to continue to observe!

In the morning, Wu Liang was in the room. He remembered that he had a lot of things to do.

First of all, I have some savings. Starting a company by myself should be the most appropriate thing. Moreover, after resigning, I still have to complete the unemployment benefit. Not for anything else, a layoff certificate. If there is this thing, it is possible to start a company. Tax incentives. I have been busy with the conference these days, and I almost forgot about it!

In addition, the appointment with Liu Fei to help him sell alcohol must also be done quickly!Originally thought that his first pot of gold came from here, but was a little surprised?

There is also the matter of opening a stock account, but today is still Sunday, and I can only wait until 9:30 tomorrow morning.

Of course, there is still a major issue, that is, the copyright issue of emoticons. All of these things have to be done. It is not enough to just add the "Copyright Wu Liang" logo to the software. Now we have to study how to register the copyright!

"Oh, so troublesome!"

Forget it, come one by one. The easiest thing is to ask Guo Jian to settle the balance of the meeting.

As a result, speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. Wu Liang looked at his mobile phone and made a “didi” sound. It was a message from Guo Jian and asked him, “Why not in the room?”

Wu Liang replied, "The room network is broken, and I changed to the XXXX room!"

Soon, the doorbell of Wu Liang's room rang. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Guo Jian come in with a smile, and handed him the final balance in his hand.

"This is the final payment, my brother, click it!" Guo Jian's politeness made Wu Liang a little flattered.

"Come, come, come and sit!" He gave Guo Jianrang to the room, still boasting, "What I said, today I have a good idea, and there is something good, but Guo Guo sent me money, haha! "

Wu Liang also introduced him to Guo Jian, "My girlfriend, Xiao He! This is Brother Guo!"

"Hello, Brother Guo! Sit down and I will pour you water!"

Guo Jian politely said, squeezing his eyebrows at Wu Liang, smiling very cheaply, Wu Liang cursed inwardly, "Old thief!"

But this kind of thing is always open to the public, isn't it the thing about boyfriend and girlfriend!

"Brother Wu, give me the invoice as soon as possible, I have to enter it!"

Wu Liang smiled, "No problem, I'll do it later, and I'll send it to you when it's over!"

In fact, I am not so anxious about Guo Jian's words. Wu Liang has organized many meetings. After he has been exhausted, he is just fighting for some benefits for the conference team. The most important thing is that this benefit can be done by himself. Take control.

Exaggeration?

Not an exaggeration at all!A conference affairs group leader has this power?

The fact is that in most meetings like this, the organizer will not spend any money in general, especially the supplier conference. The reason is that the conference fee is relatively high. It is not difficult to understand that one party is one party. .

Take this meeting as an example. The conference affairs team charged a fee of 1,500, which is still a standard room. This is in 2002, and no gifts will be given. If the visitor wants to live in a single room, an additional 500 will be added, which is just a conference service. The fee can receive nearly six hundred thousand.

The actual cost is calculated, not to mention a slight surplus. The company spends at most one hundred thousand yuan. Of course, the purpose of holding the conference is to gather people's hearts. It is also of practical significance to hold such a conference in a timely manner. Some policies will give you the best of both worlds.

In this way, there is a problem, with cash income, and for a company, cash income is very valuable.

The reason is also very simple. There must be such and such things within the company that cannot be accounted for. For example, one that you often see, such as an external audit teacher, you can’t stop it, let people check the problems less, and smoothly get the required certificates. Get your hands, and come to a good thing for everyone, everyone is happy.

So how can such funding be provided?

You can also take hospitality expenses, but there will definitely be an indicator of hospitality expenses in the enterprise. To put it bluntly, it is the matter of using the expenses of the leaders to eat and drink to work at home?

This, the leaders who have passed the cake are not happy, that's for sure!

But if you have this kind of cash, a lot of things will be easier!

Part of the conference fee is settled with the hotel party. It is enough to go directly to the public account. In this way, the settlement with the hotel party is completed, the cash is left, and the accountant does another set of accounts in the finance. Some accounts cannot be transferred. The cost can be out of this.

If the leader of the conference affairs group is seeking the consent of the relevant leaders, he can seek small benefits for the members of the conference affairs group, such as buying a shirt, giving some hard money, and then organizing the brothers in the conference affairs group to go out and have a meal, and the leader can also Understand, one is that it is really hard work, and the other is that it doesn't cost much, tens of thousands of dollars, as long as the conference is successfully held, these are nothing!

So Guo Jian gave Wu Liang a small gift and a shirt to show his heart, without spending his own money.

To put it bluntly, I have hundreds of thousands of cash, think of a way to spend it, and finally hand in a "Conference Final Accounts Sheet" to list all the expenses and expenses!

It's equivalent to a small ledger.

In this way, if there is an invoice, or if the invoice is urgent or not, I really don’t need it!Anyway, not in the company's big accounts.

But these things, see through, don't tell them.

Wu Liang understood that Guo Jian must have removed the part that belonged to him in the thick envelope that Guo Jian had given him. From the opening of the envelope, you can see that there is a stack of red tickets missing twenty!

"I have to thank Guo Ge for supporting my work. If the next meeting is held, I hope Guo Ge can help me with a few words!"

"That's a must! Haha!"

The two old foxes shook hands and laughed!