Fake Slackers
Chapter 67
Two brand-new "Full Solutions to High School Textbooks", printed on the cover in bold red: It doesn't matter if the grades are poor, choosing a tutorial is the key to success!
Wanda copies two questions, closes the practice book, and still tangles with the question of the bath of the Ha Dynasty: “I find that you and Chao Dynasty bathe quite strangely. Last time, too, do you have a cleanliness habit...”
After he finished, Xie Yu returned his four words “none of your business” and shut up again.
Xie Yu stood at the table and opened a few pages at random, and found that the line on the cover was not really a bluff.
This tutorial is not bad, the knowledge points are thoroughly explained, from book examples to after-school exercises, follow its thinking, and the points of each lesson can be grasped similar.
“Whose is this,” Xie Yu fingered on the page number, didn't see the signatures, thought the two books looked suspicious, wondered who accidentally misplaced them, asked and added, “Take it away. ”
Liu Jinhao was wiping the blackboard, and when he heard it, he turned his head with a rag and said, “What is it? ”
Wanda drilled wherever he wanted to go. When he heard that, he ran over and sat on the empty seat in Xie Yu's front row and looked around: "Book? Brother Yu, isn't this yours? ”
Xie Yu asked back: “Do you think this looks like mine? ”
Wanda: “…”
That has to be unlike.
The two masters in their class never do after-school homework. What the pile of books on the table came out of at the start of school, is still what it is, doesn't really touch it, and it's like a new book.
Other than that, there's nothing more to learn.
Xie Yu's stomach was clean, and He Chao occasionally had several pieces of sugar paper that he didn't throw away.
Each time a teacher talks, they can't find the test papers, one is missing from the east and one is missing from the west. Sometimes, luckily, the two people are missing something different, and they just fit together, so listen together.
Teachers in each section are choked up: "- What's the matter with you two, can you keep your own papers? ”
“I was the first to come here. I didn't see anyone come into our class.” Liu Jinhao also felt it was more likely to be misplaced. “We'll see about that later when people arrive. ”
As a result, Xie Yu took two teaching aids and asked them, and no one came out to claim them.
Liu Jinhao looked underneath, and found that Xie Yu felt quite suitable to be a squad leader, with great deterrence. Standing on the podium, sweep down and calm down immediately.
“I'll ask you one last time," Xie Yu said. “Whose? ”
Xu Qingqing shook his head: “Don't look at me, I don't know, it's not mine. ”
Rowenqiang had bought a set long ago, and he had made a lot of marks with various marker pens, and he said and distorted the subject: “This set is good, my tutor made me buy it before, sincerely to everyone. Just look at it for a minute and you'll fall in love with this set of textbooks, just like me. ”
Xie Yu: “…”
He Dynasty didn't start work until soon after class.
When he walked to the back door, he saw a group of people gathered in the back row, chirping without knowing what was being discussed.
“What are you doing,” He Dynasty crooked his fingers and knocked on the door panel, "... so lively in the morning. ”
Xie Yu got a headache from these people. Hearing this, he held his forehead in his hand and turned around to look back.
He Dynasty school uniform coat with a thin sweater. His hair was still dry. He grabbed a data cable and leaned against the door. Fold your cuffs up by two folds to reveal a half-cut wrist.
The sight of the two men converges in the air for two seconds.
His eyes touched each other, and suddenly the other sounds in his ears became distant.
He Zhaoxin said it was only a weekend, why did it feel like it had been so long? This thought didn't last long. Then he heard Xie Yu say: "I don't know which idiot put two books on my desk. ”
He Dynasty: “…”
“Chao, do you know what's going on with this book?” Wanda looked up and asked.
He Dynasty: "Ah? ”
Wanda added: "It's impossible for anyone to come to the classroom on the weekends, and our classroom doors and windows are locked. How could there be two more books suddenly? ”
Although the classroom doors and windows are locked, the three shifts have a window that can be easily loosened even if locked, and pushed up to open it manually.
He Zhao coughed when he turned in the window on the weekend to deliver the book. I didn't know what to say: "Ah...”
Wanda and the others guessed that it was the same routine: “Either Old Tang or someone secretly in love with Brother Yu, suffering from not knowing what gifts to give, chocolate and everything is novel enough, think about it. The only way to go is this book" Full Solution of High School Textbooks "...”
He Dynasty: “…”
Wanda said, thinking that the road seemed to know each other, and slapped his head: “Isn't this very similar to Chao's email? It can't be a pair of sisters. ”
Xie Yu front-point smoked.
Wanda hasn't had time to put the mail and textbooks together for analysis and analysis, and the class bell rings, and everyone has to go back to their seats. Just as the bell went down, Don walked in with a book and a pile of reading exercise rolls.
He was relieved.
Xie Yu put the two teaching aids to the side.
“Based on the results of your midterm exam, I found that you have lost a lot of points in reading questions. Today we will do a few reading exercises in this lesson and finish the lecture,” Tang sent the exam papers, adding, "All carefully examine the questions, think more about why if you encounter problems. ”
Xie Yu took the paper from the front row classmates, hand-split it to He Chao, then press it under his arm, ready to get down to sleep.
He Chao touched him: “Xie. ”
Xie Yu: “Why? ”
He Dynasty did not know how to say it. He pinched the pen and said: "Just that... book. ”
Xie Yu thought the He Dynasty was jealous. This man usually had big farts. He could turn the vinegar jar for half a day. He played a game and specifically advised him not to play big adventures.
Xie Yu thought about it and thought he understood the meaning of He Dynasty: “I will not accept it. ”
He Dynasty: “… where are you going to put the book? ”
Xie Yu decided to give his full boyfriend a sense of security. Anyway, it's useless to keep things. Just return the money directly then: “Throw it away. ”
“ …… ”
Language classes have spoken three modern reading articles. He Dynasty is the focus of Old Tang's observation. Every three to five years, Old Tang points up to answer questions.
Xie Yu fell asleep for half a lesson and opened his eyes. When he happened to hear old Tang say: “He Dynasty, get up and answer this question. Why did the author cry? How did you answer this little question? ”
He Dynasty stood up, yet to speak, Wanda they had begun to laugh.
Old Tang: “Why are you laughing? ”
Liu Jinhao dared to reply: “We laugh first to honor you. ”
He Dynasty did not fail Liu Jinhao's expectations. He analyzed the reasons for the author's tears from various perspectives. What is too fragile a mind? Real men do not shed tears casually, even the potential cause of eye disease is taken into account.
“ …… ”
After He Dynasty finished, the whole class silenced for a few minutes, then suddenly shook the heavens and the earth with a laugh: "Brother Chao, you have never let us down. ”
He Dynasty: “Thank you. ”
Xie Yu pressed the temple, a little desperate.
“You come to my office sometime.” Old Tang is more desperate than Xie Yu. He could barely breathe. He drank two bites of goji tea and slowed down before continuing. “Bring your roll here when you come. ”
As long as Old Tang says "come by sometime”, they basically use the lack of time as an excuse.
It's okay. Anyone willing to run to the teacher's office can hold off as long as they want. I hope they dragged me to the ground. Maybe Don got busy and forgot himself.
In the classroom, He Dynasty grabbed Luo Wenqiang's crisp noodles with several boys in the next group. Luo Wenqiang almost didn't jump up and hit people: “Enough of you, you won't have to take it again. ”
He Dynasty broke away a piece, reaching out and wanting to break it.
Luo Wenqiang: “Are you a bandit? ”
He championed and said, "I'm at my table. ”
Xie Yu finished the game, just as he heard it, stuffed his phone in his pocket, and got up and walked over.
Luo Wenqiang thought he had finally arrived with a conscience and hurried to cry: “Brother Yu, help! ”
Xie Yu pushed her sleeve up and said to He Dynasty: “You broke too much, I'll break it myself. ”
“...” Rowen was shocked, “you two, bandits at the same table?? ”
He Chao, the person who should go to the office, did not go, Wanda ran diligently.
In order to get information, MasterLink can even knock on the door with a question and pretend to be a problem.
Every time they see him with a question, Wu jokes and asks: “Is it true? ”
“After some time, there was an art show,” Rowenqiang's noodles were just grabbed after a round, Wanda came back from the office and said to stretch out into the bags, "Every class has a show, our class's literary committee can prepare in advance, we strive to win on the starting line. ”
Three classes of literary commissioners are a girl, dancing from elementary school, and it's exciting to hear the news: “Really? ”
Wanda: “In half a month it will be a school celebration, can't fake it. ”
As soon as the topic of the art show emerged, the class became lively again, leaving only Rowenqiang with a shattered slag in the bag.
In general, more than a dozen people will be picked out of each class to dance and sing small pieces, people will look at the atmosphere and lose nothing.
The literary commissioner has already begun to pick people. He Dynasty turned his head and asked: "Go, old Xie. ”
Xie Yu didn't want to either: “Impossible. ”
“Why don't you go?" He Dynasty thought of the black nail polish thing and the years when Xie Yu scolded Fengyun with his black nails. “You have experience, the one in your street...”
Xie Yu: “Don't mention it, or I'll beat you up. ”