I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

He retreated as far back as where the Fool's Odd Regiment was as he joined Michelle and swallowed away his enemies.

Fighting is still going on, but only bloody individuals are attacking, and the majority are just retreating to the wall to watch the war.

If you're conscious, you're not going to get your hands on a hunter with such unreasonable strength, normal.

"I don't mind wiping it all out, but if we cut this far, the settlement would be cheap too. We're going down the aisle."

As directed by Captain Kelli Oil, Deputy Filmina scatters water debris, and I'll keep the water in the high-pressure washer, too.

With the frightened green demons on our asses we went down to the aisle and quickly retreated.

We escaped to the branch, but there's no sign of the enemy coming after us. The other two aisles are still jammed with hallucinating dirt and sand, and there seems to be no sign of the enemy coming and going.

"Okay, you're on a mission. Do you want to interrogate me when you get back to the settlement?"

The commander is gently slapping the commanding woman's ass on her shoulder, grinning at her niggles and mouth.

"Right. But, Captain. How about being confused and slapping a woman in the ass?

The expression disappears from Vice Commander Filmina's face and is stuffed by the Commander of the regiment.

"Yes, no, that's the momentum, or that's the flow. I didn't want to touch anything."

What do you say?

It's laid on Deputy Filmina's ass, isn't it, Captain Keri Oil? There seems to be a lot of argument, but I think we're just two good friends.

You two are over ten years apart, but you're not that unnatural as a couple. As a matter of fact, I don't know what the relationship is.

"We're close, right, those two?"

"You know what?"

Was Ramis thinking the same thing? The reaction now is more jealous than advice.

"We've both had good years, I wonder what we're doing, red"

"Right. Every time I look at you, I'm embarrassed."

The red and white twins are dropping their shoulders and sighing. If I'd been shown off every interaction between the two of them, I know I'd be sick of it.

"A good year for both of us? Lieutenant Filmina is young, isn't he?

Right, the way I put it now, it sounds like he's quite old enough to be Deputy Director Filmina. The captain looks, though, like in his late thirties to forties.

"Oh, didn't you know? Vice Commander. Oh, look, I'm older than the Commander."

"Even if you look young, the smell drifting from your shoes tells you the right age."

Shui and the pervert - Rummis tilting his neck uncomfortable with what Hebui said. Same goes for me. Whatever you think, Deputy Filmina doesn't look older.

"What, but you're young?

"Uh, half the deputy commander... there was some kind of blood mixed up, wasn't there?"

"It's a bloodsucker, Shui."

A bloodsucker? You're a race I've never heard of. I think it's the image from the name.

"Uh, like Hulumi said before. Sure, a bloodsucker is a species that eats people's blood, right? Just like humans and beautiful people."

Oh, after all, do you look like a vampire? Don't make me want to try and see if I don't like garlic. Would you like to recommend Peperoncino next time?

If you look at the Deputy Commander again, if you ask him if he has blue hair or white skin, he doesn't even look like the luscious beauty of a vampire.

"To supplement, blood is not the only thing a bloodsucker can do, but it can also make up for the fluids of similar ingredients. So it's not uncommon to be united with humans and have children..."

"That's right, you're destined!

With both hands together in front of his chest, Ramis is touched by a prayerful pose.

That, in this world, halves with different races are contraindicated, or don't they hate you gross? I thought it was a good story to have half an elf persecuted or something.

"Don't you think Ramis is anything? What, you know you're half a bloodsucker?

"Look, it's mixed up with demons, right? I hate you, don't I?

Rummis' reaction seems to have been unexpected, with the red-white twins packing their distance at once and mouth-watering question-attacks.

I see, are they usually hated beings? Even so, I don't feel any emotions such as disgust from the tone of the Red and White twins. Though you look like you're just saying pure questions.

"Oh, yeah. But even if the race and appearance are different from people's, we don't care because that person is no different. Hey, Hackon."

"Hmm."

Right. Rather, it seems like a popular species in Japan to be a half-vampire. Honestly, I think it's cool to hate it.

"Even the Fool's Odd Regiment accepts it, doesn't it? Then you're just like everyone else."

I'm exhaling as if the Red and White twins were relieved that it conveyed something I'm not saying sympathetically. Are you as relieved as you are about yourself because you admire Deputy Filmina?

"Look, the Fools' Bizarres are all weirdos, so basically anything can be fine."

At the same time that White spoke that way, everyone's gaze turned to Hebrew.

"I'm tolerable. Basically, if you're a shoe wearer, you can say anything."

I feel like anyone would be okay with a bunch of bizarres of fools with their chests up and hebuoys to say that out of the blue.

"You guys, I don't mind the chatter, but keep me on foot. We're going back to the settlement."

He didn't seem to hear the conversation over here, and when the captain retakes the woman, he walks alongside the deputy captain.

The conversation was temporarily interrupted, but no enemies showed up and it was a peaceful way home, so the chatter with the spare members resumed.

"Speaking of which, I heard you have a wish to fulfill that you're a Fool's Bizarre Regiment, but is it okay to hear that everyone's wish?

When Ramis cut it out like that, the air on the field changed.

Until earlier, when I said I was bickering, I didn't miss the fact that my expression disappeared from the red and white twins only for a moment. Though the usual thin, thin laughs as if nothing had happened since.

"Sorry, there's something you don't want to tell me."

"I'll be fine. There's only one thing I want, I'll get you a cup of money and make it easier to run an orphanage! I eat delicious food every day until I'm full with the kids!

Shui proclaimed aloud so as to dispel the heavier air.

I think it is a concise and easy to understand desire. I just want to know what's going on in the orphanage and purely support it. But this doesn't mean I want to dominate the dungeon in exchange for the Hierarchy Coin... I also feel embarrassed.

"Well, the next thing you know, we'll say it. The hope is to bring Hackon back to the human race!

Did you mean what you were saying then? I'm glad you said that, but hope can be used to satisfy your greed.

"Which means both Hackon and Ramis wish the same thing."

"Hmm."

Let's just say that. I have a lot to say, but it's better if we keep the conversation together here.

"So let me also confess what I want. I know it's an unexpected aspiration for everyone, but all over the world -"

"Hebrew is fine."

The red and white twins' voices blocked the conversation. Hebui, who was about to spread his arms and wield a hot valve, was broken in the hip of the story and seems slightly dissatisfied.

"No, it's a serious act of being a person that doesn't just speak for itself while listening to your aspirations. It's an embarrassing and humble hope, but if you don't listen to me. Because I'm an unforgivable nature of lies and betrayal."

Is it because my heart is dirty that I speak the most but it just seems like I want to say it?

"You say even if you stop. Then talk to me."

"I'm tired of hearing it..."

"Well..."

The three members look fed up. Sounds like Hebrew didn't ask me what he wanted once or twice. I don't feel comfortable because I can predict what to say, too.

"My wish is to collect shoes just before they crush all over the world and build a big castle with it. There are so magnificent dreams of gathering shoemakers in Castle Town and having their annual taxes pay for used shoes for a year!

You really want to be ashamed!

That's a nightmare's dream. Who lives under the wind of that castle is hell.

Every day, a castle with a bad smell can suck. Only this ambition should be seriously stopped, for the sake of the world, for the sake of men.

"So it's our turn next. Me and White want the same thing. Hey, white."

"Right, red. We want the same thing."

The two stuck their hands forward at the same time as they backed each other in a playful motion.

"Be a hottie."

At the same time, the trick of scratching up your hair doubles your stomach.

I know we're going to be cool, but these women both look frightened and shake their heads to the left and right.

"Well, I'm still not invulnerable to women, but it's common sense that you want to have beautiful women from all over the world who were born into men, isn't it?

"Right, red. All the beautiful women in the world get bored in front of us."

"You're both virgins, I often say."

The time of the red-white twins stopped at Shui's words, who murmured softly. Stiff as a decision pose.

"Zane."

The red and white twins collapsed with one word of my outgoing too honest. Apparently, it's true.

That's it, next time you become an adult vending machine and offer some porn books, so you can comfort yourself.

"The rest are the captain and the deputy captain."

I think both the captain and the deputy captain said the same wish before. Are those two common wishes? He had a serious look on his face, so it doesn't seem like a good topic to ask casually.

"You don't know that. I used to ask questions, but they teased me."

"Same to the right"

"Same on the left"

Don't the Shui and the others know? If we don't even talk to the team, it's wrong for us to ask.

"It's something that people have secrets about everyone. You don't have to pry unless that's a lie or harm to the other person. I have this personality, so I won't hide it."

You're gonna say something decent if your shoes aren't tangled up. Hebby is.

It was oddly convincing because Hebui also exposes embarrassing sexuality.

"Hey, you guys aren't stopping. You won't be able to return to the settlement by the end of the day."

When I noticed it was quite a distance from the leading Keri Oil Corps chiefs. We rushed out and caught up with the captains, and now we're on our way home with our footsteps in order.

At that time, I was concerned about the wishes of the captains and turned my gaze over and over again, but there was just the usual floating face with a barren beard and an unreadable look of thought.