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As the world's big man, the Magnesium Country has been the focus of attention, and Sholoh's previous statement about the bombing of the White House was actually spread all over the world, and national media reported on it, and it can be said that on this day, the attention of the world is here, in Washington, D.C., in the White House.

Magnesium's domestic internet residents attached great importance to the matter, and photographs of the White House's security status were uploaded online, which immediately boiled the entire network.

“Oh Shi T., it turns out someone is really going to blow up the White House, otherwise how could the government send so many people on alert? ”

“This is already a level one alert. What is it, another wave of horrific attacks? ”

“Damn, it must have been the citizens of the enemy who survived the previous two wars, who came to avenge our Magnesium country. ”

“Shut up, come on, terrorists, we'll kill as many as we can in the federal government, and let God's mercy go to hell. ”

“Support the federal government and defeat terrorism! ”

Magnesium's netizens left messages online. Of course, the terrorist attacks of the past came again, and a panic gathered over the Magnesium country, like a haze, to cover the country.

At this moment, President Oba of the Magnesium Nation gave a speech in the Pentagon, the Ministry of Defense's office building, to appease the sentiments of citizens. The speech was broadcast live on various webcam websites and on CBS TV.

Obaron stood brilliantly on the podium, soothing the sentiments of the citizens of the Magnesium nation with his high and confident voice, while stating that the outlaws who uttered horrific statements would certainly be brought to justice.

“Don't be nervous, don't be afraid, let alone burn. Trust the federal government, trust me, Oba, and I will definitely give you a satisfactory explanation. I swear on behalf of the black people, I will wipe out the terrorists from this world, let us...”

Just as he was passionate, like speaking with an award winning testimonial, all the live broadcasts suddenly switched to another image, and a guy in a Facebook mask appeared on major webcams and live CBS.

“What's going on? ”

Oba stared outrageously at the Secretary of Defense, who stared at the Director of the FBI, who questioned his subordinates.

After some scrutiny, the FBI director walked up to Oba and whispered, "Madam President, the platforms that broadcast this meeting live have been vandalized, and all the images have been automatically transferred to another place. ”

“Is he doomed?” Oba points to the face mask guy on the big silver screen.

“It should be him. ”

The director of the FBI spoke, then feared Obama's fury, adding, "Don't worry, Madam President, I've ordered the computer industry leaders to do everything in their power to regain control of the platforms, and things will soon return to normal. ”

“Are you sure you can? ”

Oberland questioned that the live broadcast of a national leader's speech had been successfully invaded by hackers and transferred the images directly to the hackers. As you can imagine, many national leaders will talk about this after tea meals in the future. When you think of it as a joke spread around the world, Oberland's already dark face becomes darker.

The director of the FBI, the minister of defence, the minister of the interior… and other members of the Magnesium Cabinet were shocked, implicitly switching the images away at all costs and pulling them out.

At the same time, the next scene in the Magnesium Country was a scene where the live broadcast of the speech by His Excellency the President suddenly jumped to another place, and a man wearing a facebook mask appeared.

“This guy, is he the Almighty God? ”

Sarah Michelle looked at her computer at home with an incredible look on her face, and of course she knew it was Sholo.

Zhu Xiaofei and Dinkai also saw this scene in the auditorium of the University of Washington. Unexpectedly, the live broadcast of the President's speech was interrupted and then turned into an unimaginable scene, which is simply unimaginable.

“How did you become a man in a face mask? What's going on here? ”

“It feels like we Chinese. After all, he's wearing a Facebook mask. Wasn't it this guy who threatened to blow up the White House the other day? ”

They looked at each other and saw shock in each other's eyes.

Huang Ruran and Wang Ling were on the spot. Who would have thought this would happen? It's unbelievable. Someone dared to play the President of Magnesium.

And that's when Sholo in the Facebook Mask spoke.

“Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, it's a pleasure to have a conversation with all the citizens of the Magnesium Country in this situation. First of all, don't be nervous, I'm not a terrorist. Let me introduce myself, my name is Xiao Han, because we met for the first time, so many of you will definitely ask, WHO? Huchachacha is my great-grandmother's last name and the answer to my credit card security tips! ”

Mm-hmm.

Some of the magnesium people thought it was interesting to hear it here, thinking that the man in the face mask spoke more humorously than His Excellency the President.

“When I was in elementary school, as one of our classes, I had to work in the fields, and there was a small quarry on the right, and those people used explosives to blast rocks, and from there, I learned that the speed of light was faster than the speed of sound, which was about as fast as the speed of a splash of rock.

My father was a bad temper, but occasionally, he would try to inspire me with jokes, but his jokes sucked, and when I was seven, one day he asked me, hey, son, why did you say tofu was better than socialist planning economy? ”

Shoroton went down and said, "Why would I say that? He said I said it was better than the socialist planning economy, and it was better than the socialist planning economy, because what I said was the truth! ”

“Ha-ha-ha...”

Seeing here, the citizens of Magnesia, who were already in a state of tension, couldn't help but laugh, even most of them laughing, because Sholo's words were just the right western humor, pinching the laughter points of these Magnesia people very accurately and in place.

In the Pentagon, too, Cabinet members couldn't help laughing, but Oba had a dark face, making all those who wanted to laugh and didn't dare to laugh bear the slightest shrug in their shoulders.

When someone whispered that the live broadcast had more than five times more viewership than just now, Oba's face was already as dark as ink, which is to say that his live broadcast was more attractive than that of an outlaw.

On live cameras, Sholo went on to humiliate and provoke President Oba's dignity in his own language: “When Oba, with black skin, became President, I believed that everyone could become President, and I hoped that one day my son would become President of the Magnesium Nation.

I had to learn two languages first, Chinese and English, and he might ask me, "Why are you learning both?" Then I will tell him that once you become President of the Magnesium Country, you will sign the law in English and talk to your creditors in Chinese. ”